Speaking of SNAP:

Do y’all know about Walmart and most of their employees being on food assistance? It’s one giant scam. Always has been.

🎶SORRY HUGH JACKMAN, I AM FOR REAL

"And as millions face the prospect of starving, the president is obsessed over the fun minutiae of party-planning... Trump has spoken to senior administration officials about the idea of putting his name or image (like a bust) in the ballroom." - @swin24.bsky.social

More pay to play and why are we not screaming about it? How Qatar Bought America - by Frannie Block and Jay Solomon share.google/DI853KoS6mIt...

Another pay to play donor-with our MILITARY?! This demands transparency- we are not talking about a fucking small dick energy ballroom to pump up the shithead in chief. This is our military. Source: BBC search.app/qrD8A

I am Columbo's wife this is not a prank.

The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks

It's a pay the play Presidency. WH releases list of companies, donors funding new ballroom search.app/ba5aE

How is she both a white supremacist who thinks Indigenous people had no civilization or culture until they were conquered by Europeans and also an anti-vaxxer? "We brought you modern civilization. Don't believe in modern medicine though it's the devils business"

if only the White House was in an HOA this could have been prevented

I’m sure Columbo will make short work of this

every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened

I especially feel good about the fact that they're destroying part of the building that we taxpayers OWN for a ballroom where robber barons and foreign schmoozers can attend $1,000,000 per bribe dinners.

Super awesome about this new ballroom at the WH, aren't ya'll just stoked to watch MMFA MFA MMA FFA RFK and Cickfil A and whatnot as they really bring honor to this 💯 paid for by independent donors?

The longer this shutdown goes the less anyone is asking about Epstein. Weird.

Uh oh-Trump put his ring out and Zelensky DID NOT GIVE IT FELLATIO.

What's sad is that my progressive friends keep insisting "wait until the next election", to which I say "what election?"

It’s very funny to be the specific type of dumb person who fears George Soros but likes Elon

Chicago PD: arrest these motherfuckers threatening civilians. Put them in jail. Let the courts sort it out

My fear exactly.

He also might declare a national emergency to enact martial law where pesky blue state governors ain't bending the knee, just in case you're wondering how much fun it's going to get.

BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.

Trump says he will look at possible Ghislaine Maxwell pardon #news #shorts search.app/2ASZS

Breaking on MSNBC: An FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey. This news was first reported by Reuters.

Hundreds of thousands people, living legally have their status yanked overnight.They do it in secret,no debate, no reasoning, no accountability.If you think this doesn’t affect us all, think again. When the Court can erase people in the blink of an eye, no one is truly safe from unchecked power.

This Epstein Shutdown is classic Epstein.

Absolutely bizarre. Trump takes credit for a judge blocking HIS OWN PLAN to cut $34 million in funding for counterterrorism in New York.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

They are detaining him for being brown‼️

Tonight is sponsored by Ambien.

To BRAG about how easy it is for the world's most powerful military to bring any civilian community in America to its knees is to exhibit SUCH CONTEMPT for America and its people that I can only presume Miller is so shoutingly self-righteous here because he NEEDS everyone to MISS how fascist this is

i’m so fucking jealous of this friend group

Way to go shithead. Great deal. youtu.be/IGVqTfbf4NY?...

Wasn't expecting to agree with the Pope, but even he sees the hypocrisy. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...

Source: MSNBC News share.google/0YGBbiJVg2FK...

You stupid motherfuckers

Nobody wants to work anymore. 😔

In this episode of Columbo this conductor is a real hot head.

You are lying on your back Crying for your mother #Wayward

BREAKING: Trump DOJ indicts Emma Worthington who rejected him for his 7th grade ice cream social. “She was a nasty, low-IQ girl who needs to be in jail,” his highness added.

"But wait a minute, just one more thing ..."

Columbo and chill.

You don't always know how much you want something until you can't have it. I'm looking at you Rapture.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

I'm not saying it's not funny, because it's funny, but it's more that it's just so dead-on pinpoint accurate

Plot twist: RFK causes autism.

Trump is what I imagine would happen if Cujo bit Nixon.

People often ask me if there's a good reason why I'm sitting in their birdbath, but there almost never is