i would simply gaze not into the abyss

If you need any more motivation to try Caves of Qud, here's a smattering of the steam achievements:

once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked

lmao bosch garden of earthly delights but it's lake hinnom and the spindle that rules

Men in the 80s when you put some women in their grimdark tabletop game: Awoooga awoooga hubada hubada! Modern men when you put some women in their grimdark tabletop game: help pls im scared ahhhhh

RIP Marjane Satrapi

Play Of The Game [clip begins to play of me eating french fries in my car while heroic music plays. As the music peaks I reach for a sip of soda and the clip ends]

Going to a family gathering in July this year instead. First year going to Camp Jitterbug. Maybe one day I'll make it to Combo Breaker

I think I know about 5 of you in person but behold: birthday invite

you may not believe it but I sometimes don't post whatever comes into my head

"The oligarchs want a permanent ruling class. The extremists want a permanent underclass to grind a boot into. The deal between them is straightforward enough: the oligarchs get captured courts and permanent tax cuts, the extremists get their hierarchy of human worth written back into the law"

The boys are back in town ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵒʸˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ᵗᵒʷⁿ

Tumbling from my unseen position behind a huge stalagmite to fire my plasma-lobber at a band of pink, slimy freaks hauling a sacred silver casket full of powerful enchanted sapphires.

SHAFT

This is the one that got me recently

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

you can literally just impeach all these guys. all you need is the votes. you don't even need a good reason

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Just another beautiful day of being a public servant. Let’s check the DMs — oh.

Police have it narrowed down to one suspect

Scared? Confused? Alone?

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The gameplay theme is that you will be forced to make important choices with an incomplete understanding of what has happened and what is going to happen and the consequences will feel unpleasant and also this is all of us for all history and will be us forever.

"I never asked for this"

“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>

Sorry babe my Dragula is in the shop I slammed in the back too hard

When the fajitas come out REALLY sizzlin

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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Caves of Qud on the Nintendo Switch for the entire family!

I heard there was a Cohen song And all the gentiles got it wrong But you don’t really know the lyrics do ya? Cause mostly it’s about getting laid And sex and love and Jewish faith But all the Christians heard was “Hallelujah”

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Hell yeah dude I love CQR

solidarity forever

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

Kissing anyone at an Olive Garden is incest

[looking worried] oh you meant the EVERYTHING app

if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*