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t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
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sure, it’s a tiny window into my soul. but with ~27 million other windows to choose from, this could put a lot of wear on your telescope mount.
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RIP Bill Atkinson you drew perfectly rounded corners of pixels in the stack of my days, & i’ll always be grateful.
www.wired.com/story/bill-a...
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Bill Atkinson, Macintosh Pioneer and Inventor of Hypercard, Dies at 74
Atkinson’s gleeful brilliance helped people draw on computer screens and access information via links.
https://www.wired.com/story/bill-atkinson-apple-engineer-dies/
9 months ago
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tryna try
9 months ago
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Miss Havishambles
9 months ago
Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.
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Ron Sequitur ꙮ
9 months ago
Pining for the 1920s somewhy
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“Jesus MacFuck” appears to be my new diffuse-exasperation swear
10 months ago
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it’s hard to have just one spaghetto
10 months ago
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Reverie
10 months ago
Kintsugi, but instead of gold and pottery it’s cum and a broken heart
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E.D.D.I.E.z
10 months ago
that quantum entanglement when the bus arrives at the current location of space and in the present timeline
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Augustine Merganser Flournoy
10 months ago
Jeffrey Dahmer's Meal Choices Strain Bounds of Propriety
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Greg the Miller
10 months ago
Hotel California is a song about what it’s like to be forced to listen to the song Hotel California
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frielf
10 months ago
does anybody here know how to focus? seems like a myth to me
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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁
10 months ago
i made a new starter pack!!! do you guys wanna come over and roast marshmallows? i think someone will need to bring graham crackers but we should be good for chocolate. 💖
go.bsky.app/2ujMRuF
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the new whatever
10 months ago
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frielf
10 months ago
pack of gum but one of the sticks kills you instantly
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heading to the dump later. might try to recruit an executor for my literary estate.
10 months ago
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Sir Oswald Rigby
10 months ago
coffee so dark I need spelunking gear
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live long enough & almost every date can mean something.
10 months ago
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SIDE BANGS
10 months ago
new ideas > ancient regrets
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astro zithers
10 months ago
it's called "craquelure" on inorganic oil paintings, and "rimosity" with areolae upon the living canvases of the rainforest biocathedrals
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SIDE BANGS
10 months ago
It would be cool to not have a conscience for like 48 hours, to feel what that is like
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Davidly Roth 🎉
10 months ago
Tainted love is my fav song about teabagging gone wrong
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E.D.D.I.E.z
10 months ago
i like my transparency like i like my blatancy, predictable and in plain sight staring me obviously in the face
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grilled cheese 🧀
10 months ago
the hills are alive with the sound of ʜᴀᴜɴᴛɪɴɢ ɢᴜᴛᴛᴇʀᴀʟ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏᴅɪʟᴇss ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇs
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MiloPoint
10 months ago
Why sure, just be yourself. That usually works, right?
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anybody got a dog in this horse race?
10 months ago
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dani 🍁
10 months ago
Pronouncing patio like ratio.
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Amy
10 months ago
i can handle raiders gunners and feral ghouls in the commonwealth wasteland but i cannot handle a ringing phone
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
10 months ago
😐🪞🤡
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i just think this meat could maybe be a little redder.
10 months ago
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maybe life is like a stack of dishes you dash against the floor: one day at a time.
10 months ago
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Ron Sequitur ꙮ
10 months ago
Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom Push some buttons now and turn the spaceship on
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so you’re telling me no one ever cleans the blood off the mercy seat?
10 months ago
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astro zithers
10 months ago
where are the flying cars? moreover, where are the rainbow peace-engine dirigibles and the vishnu vessels leaving time through the cumulonimbs of shambhala?
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Queen RanDumb
10 months ago
Watching the news on mute helps. It's make up story time for defeated adults.
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MiloPoint
10 months ago
Selfie
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Roxy
10 months ago
Wonderful if literal. Rolling in dough.
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all i’m saying is: just because dolphins aren’t technically fish, it doesn’t automatically make them trustworthy.
10 months ago
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come to find out…
10 months ago
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frielf
10 months ago
i’m doing my signature evil condescending chuckle while reclining under the shade of my gorgeous personal gazebo
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Greg the Miller
10 months ago
sometimes i’ll hit like before i read the skeet, because i trust you
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10 months ago
But first, a word from our sponsors.. *utter silence*
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MiloPoint
10 months ago
We are all equally worthless.
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