Et tu, Myra?

You dont understand, guys. if the Habs win the Stanley cup, my people will be so drunk on that power that we'll have another referendum and most likely win that one

I’m trying this new thing called “brewskis with blueskis.” It’s just me getting drunk alone and going on Bluesky.

If I had a nickel for every time a whole website was mad at a Canadian dude named Aaron…

Ja.

IN PICTURES: Our viewers shared photos of a gorgeous #sunset that cast a purple and gold glow across the sky yesterday evening. These and more at: www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/photo...

Using the force, but consensually

Today is the anniversary of a great day in global history: the day Bluesky’s Sensual Alf meme began, a curse that still haunts the website. It’s my fault and I wrote about it here: little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...

Stanley Tucci in Easy A is the hottest a man had ever been and I won’t be taking questions.

Fuck capitalism! Wait....

Definitely, February, choose/chose

the amount of fandoms that have been terrorized by this building is crazy

I’ve spent months storing Zara Larsson’s energy. My eyeshadow is glittery. My metaphorical hems are asymmetrical. Boots, that’s my ego boost, etc, etc. That’s the only way to survive a Noah Kahan summer, girls. 🐬 💋

I have summoned Matt Damon.

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

i'm sorry, tim hortons i can not over emphasize how much i do not care about ryan reynolds or his donut preferences

Who ever could have predicted.

In some cultures it’s considered rude to not eat a meal at 11:30 at night. In the living room. By yourself.

And now we wait…

We dont have souls. We ARE souls. We just drive different, fancy, meat vehicles with a delicate roll-cage.

“jerry no” she whispered into the darkness.

Chicky Chicky Parm Parm

Daddy's home.

Weak on crime? I'd like to see Trump say it to their faces.

I'm going to read the book. And then I'm going to have some interesting thoughts about it. But I'm going to refuse to discuss it with you. #booksky

I'm going to start a book club. I'm going to be the only member. It's going to take me 2 months to read the book. I'll forget most of it a week later and when someone brings it up I'll tell them that I've never read it and I'll go out and buy a second copy. #booksky

I don't usually make a fuss about blocks but some guy who must love space blocked me and good for you sir. Protect your peace.

I made you this tiny corn dog with dollar store clay and without proper tools please respond

they’re not going to the moon they’re doing a drive-by you idiot you stupid fucking idiot

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THIS.

You know what they will never get me to care about? The Moon. It's a celestial ceiling lamp, who gives a shit.

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

is there anything ickier than a wealthy person driving impaired?

Shine on you crazy lumps of coal

the solution for not having an edit button is to Post like you Mean It. and let the typos fall where they may

edit button: never

liking your posts to give you that external validation, girl.

YOU’RE NOT A LATE BLOOMER IF YOU NEVER BLOOM

The dream still lives.

never change, bluesky

Sports fans! -Looking for a good national sports show or podcast to listen to. Any recommendations? I'm a long time Bill Simmons listener, and I can't do it anymore. I'm a firm NO on Barstool sports, and the McAfee show (I like Pat, I hate the stooges). Dan Patrick is ok, I guess.

fixed it

Proof that the Chinese have already started to dismantle Canadian hockey.

I've seen worse bunnies

Do I enjoy cooking, yea, obviously. Do I want to make dinner again, absolutely not.

i don’t know what you just said but i liked it and reposted it because your my best friend and i love you