There’s a Heated Rivalry / Shoresy conspiracy to make Wolf Parade a thing again. Here for it.

My only criticism of Heated Rivalry is that the landscape driving 2 hours out from the Ottawa airport was very wrong. Other than that, perfection.

I can't do an official poll here, but a subject came up on another site... So research!!! (This is for ladies, I suppose) Guys with a thigh tattoo: A. Hot B. Not C. Depends on the guy D. Depends on the tattoo E. Nobody cares, Coach

merry christmas fuckers

2026 dream aesthetic : spud the cryptid

RISE AND SHINE BITCHES, IT’S THE 94TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE STATUTE OF WESTMINSTER!

You ever just drink a bunch of wine and think: is it… That's a real fucking legacy to leave. OR That's a real fucking legacy, to leave. ???

I hope X Ambassadors milked Jeep and the radio gods for every penny.

You ever just drink a bit too much and deep dive into Anne Boleyn?

A new wave of « rest in piss » suspensions are coming.

world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship

You did a hex.

This game is drunk.

What’s so incredible is that this is happening on a SATURDAY NIGHT when the CLOCKS GO BACK AN HOUR! You can’t teach that! #BlueJays #WorldSeries

Same but baseball edition.

I’d like to speak to the person that made the Singh Horton’s t-shirt. Alone. For a couple of minutes.

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

PSA to check your child’s candy this Halloween. There might be raisins in there and no one deserves that.

Only 997,200 more followers to get to 1 million. Thanks everyone!

Also, it was Bowen Yang that started the Travis and Taylor are redwood trees discourse and this is Las Culturistas erasure, oh fuck am I crashing out?!?!?

If you had told me a week ago that Taylor Swift would use The Jackson Five to detail getting her back blown out, I would have said yeah, that makes sense to me now that you mention to it.

Too many bitches are stuck at the restaurant.

"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025

No one:.... Taylor Swift: Moist.

Guys! It’s Q4! Why aren’t you more excited?!?!?!?!?? @gooseegg.bsky.social

Canadians have a unique, three-week window where it's socially acceptable to wear a parka with shorts. It's called "The Great Compromise," and we don't like to talk about it.

Did I paint my nails orange? Yes I did. Will I be adding a coat of glitter? Let’s say, Thursday-ish. Also yes.

Is anyone else’s brain like Fall Fallin Fallin in love Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again ?

living the dream: shoveling butter chicken into my mouth at 10:42 am

A casserole would fix me.

Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?

Rapture grifting seems pretty unsustainable.

Rapture grifting seems pretty unsustainable.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Important Autism Information: The actual cause of my children’s autism was announced today at a press conference I, an autistic man, had sex with my wife, at least twice, and that is how I ended up with autistic children. If you do not want to have autistic children, avoid sex with me.

Sarah McLachlan is responsible for Kimmel getting his show back.

i’m glad we’re wearing wide leg jeans again

I’m on the last episode of season two and how is Conrad not the villain?

There’s no telling how many kids I would punch if The Purge was real

what do we try next, guys? meth? I dunno, maybe that’ll fix us.

damn i don't fucking know

sending a text: “cinnamon toast crunch” nothing else

Tuesdays can still kiss my ass.

I do want to say "I told you so." I hope I'm right about something some day.

your whore name is your first name followed by your last name

What do you mean London, ON got a Noah Kahan concert at an airport?

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