dani 🍁
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Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal I sneezed on the beat and that was terribly rude of me.
Et tu, Myra?
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Deeny they/them
about 1 month ago
You dont understand, guys. if the Habs win the Stanley cup, my people will be so drunk on that power that we'll have another referendum and most likely win that one
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Emotional Baggage Claim
about 1 month ago
I’m trying this new thing called “brewskis with blueskis.” It’s just me getting drunk alone and going on Bluesky.
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If I had a nickel for every time a whole website was mad at a Canadian dude named Aaron…
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
Ja.
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CTV News Ottawa
about 2 months ago
IN PICTURES: Our viewers shared photos of a gorgeous
#sunset
that cast a purple and gold glow across the sky yesterday evening. These and more at:
www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/photo...
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about 2 months ago
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spleenly
about 2 months ago
Using the force, but consensually
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Faine Greenwood
about 2 months ago
Today is the anniversary of a great day in global history: the day Bluesky’s Sensual Alf meme began, a curse that still haunts the website. It’s my fault and I wrote about it here:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accide...
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How I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy Alf
I haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years
https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky/
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Stanley Tucci in Easy A is the hottest a man had ever been and I won’t be taking questions.
about 2 months ago
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Fuck capitalism! Wait....
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Burt's Bees and Grillo's Pickles Team Up to Release Limited-Edition Fresh Cucumber Dill Lip Balm (Yes, Really)
Burt's Bees and Grillo's Pickles have teamed up for a limited-edition Fresh Cucumber Dill flavored lip balm, which launched exclusively at Walmart on April 25.
https://people.com/burts-bees-grillos-pickles-collab-limited-edition-fresh-cucumber-dill-lip-balm-11956922
2 months ago
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Definitely, February, choose/chose
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙💋ᴴ🐞
2 months ago
the amount of fandoms that have been terrorized by this building is crazy
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I’ve spent months storing Zara Larsson’s energy. My eyeshadow is glittery. My metaphorical hems are asymmetrical. Boots, that’s my ego boost, etc, etc. That’s the only way to survive a Noah Kahan summer, girls. 🐬 💋
2 months ago
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I have summoned Matt Damon.
2 months ago
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Devi 🌈
2 months ago
If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef
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muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁
2 months ago
i'm sorry, tim hortons i can not over emphasize how much i do not care about ryan reynolds or his donut preferences
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Who ever could have predicted.
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2 months ago
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
2 months ago
In some cultures it’s considered rude to not eat a meal at 11:30 at night. In the living room. By yourself.
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And now we wait…
2 months ago
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Mike P ✅️
2 months ago
We dont have souls. We ARE souls. We just drive different, fancy, meat vehicles with a delicate roll-cage.
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“jerry no” she whispered into the darkness.
2 months ago
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Tom
5 months ago
Chicky Chicky Parm Parm
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Daddy's home.
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3 months ago
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Weak on crime? I'd like to see Trump say it to their faces.
3 months ago
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I'm going to read the book. And then I'm going to have some interesting thoughts about it. But I'm going to refuse to discuss it with you.
#booksky
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3 months ago
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Mike P ✅️
3 months ago
I'm going to start a book club. I'm going to be the only member. It's going to take me 2 months to read the book. I'll forget most of it a week later and when someone brings it up I'll tell them that I've never read it and I'll go out and buy a second copy.
#booksky
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I don't usually make a fuss about blocks but some guy who must love space blocked me and good for you sir. Protect your peace.
3 months ago
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emceekayvee 🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️❤️
3 months ago
I made you this tiny corn dog with dollar store clay and without proper tools please respond
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3 months ago
they’re not going to the moon they’re doing a drive-by you idiot you stupid fucking idiot
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THIS.
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3 months ago
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You know what they will never get me to care about? The Moon. It's a celestial ceiling lamp, who gives a shit.
3 months ago
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Deeks 🫶
9 months ago
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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is there anything ickier than a wealthy person driving impaired?
3 months ago
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Salty MacTavish
3 months ago
Shine on you crazy lumps of coal
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mayonnaise rudeboy
3 months ago
the solution for not having an edit button is to Post like you Mean It. and let the typos fall where they may
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edit button: never
3 months ago
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liking your posts to give you that external validation, girl.
3 months ago
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Dreamer
3 months ago
YOU’RE NOT A LATE BLOOMER IF YOU NEVER BLOOM
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The dream still lives.
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3 months ago
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never change, bluesky
3 months ago
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Coach
3 months ago
Sports fans! -Looking for a good national sports show or podcast to listen to. Any recommendations? I'm a long time Bill Simmons listener, and I can't do it anymore. I'm a firm NO on Barstool sports, and the McAfee show (I like Pat, I hate the stooges). Dan Patrick is ok, I guess.
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
3 months ago
fixed it
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦
4 months ago
Proof that the Chinese have already started to dismantle Canadian hockey.
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Corduroy Cheddar
5 months ago
I've seen worse bunnies
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Canadian Bacon
5 months ago
Do I enjoy cooking, yea, obviously. Do I want to make dinner again, absolutely not.
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alber
5 months ago
i don’t know what you just said but i liked it and reposted it because your my best friend and i love you
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