It's crazy that people consider The Muppet Show to be for kids. In the very first episode, Fozzie is shooting bullets from pickles, and Rowlf is singing a song about his friend drowning while he and his new gf just enjoy time together.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Feels like a crime that there's no Canadian channel that shows reruns of "SCTV".

At the edible stage where I don't know if I'm actually doing something or if I'm just imagining I'm doing something.

It's a small comfort, but Catherine O'Hara got to win Emmy, Golden Globe and SAG awards all for her role as Moira. She got to see that she was respected not just as funny, but as an artist.

Oh, fuck. Catherine O'Hara. Loved her in everything.

Question for the legal experts out there: If Trump does sue the IRS for $10B, and the Treasury Secretary says, "Sure, here you go!", does anyone have legal standing to challenge that? It *is* taxpayer money, after all. Or does he just walk away with the money?

I know people in the US are encouraging others not to spend any money, or go to work or school today. I wish them luck, hope it has an effect. In Canada, however, I would encourage you to go to Timmies and buy a Special Olympics donut or two. Or 6. Or 12. *All* proceeds from them go towards SO.

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I want a job as a professional gif maker. To just spend every day watching every movie and TV show, looking for every scene, every line, every reaction that should be made into gifs for any and all occasions. I want to be paid a million dollars a year to do this. HMU.

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I understand the thinking that violence is going to end up being the only answer. I've had that thought myself. Thinking that Civil War was going to have to happen to change anything. I get that. But then I had another thought: Will it, though? You can't change someone's heart and mind by force.

Kinda wish The Pitt was set in the 90s so that they could feature Paulsen and Krenn. #BurghLife

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1/2 What happened to Alex Pretti was horrible. Straight up execution, murder, and mutilation of his body. Saw someone say, "THIS is the tipping point!" Couldn't help but think 2 things: "Why this? Why wasn't it so many other murders and assaults ago? Why wasn't it Renee Good? Why wasn't it Keith

i feel we could use a palate cleanser.

Oh, you were talking about the climber guy. I was ready to disagree with you because I thought it might be about someone else.

Board of Peace HQ:

Carney being "disinvited" from Trump's Temu NATO is like Superman being "disinvited" by Lex Luthor from joining The League of Doom.

I have shenanned once, and I will shenanigan.

Shout out to whoever discovered garlic. Spectacular fucking work.

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Gonna start pronouncing "Aunt" like "Aunt".

Oh shit, this "Heated Wizardry" sketch was golden.

Here’s the thing… Even if COVID/infection control isn’t a worry for you, it is for others. The simple (and it is simple) act of donning a mask at a patient’s request shows care and compassion. Patients are already worried about their health. Why not ease this burden for them when they ask?

Rewatching Dead Poets Society, and this scene always gets me teary-eyed. Robin Williams was a goddamn ACTOR. His delivery, his movements, his expressions, all perfection. youtu.be/IrvMrf-Pjhw?...

Someone posted about prepping for a medical appointment they had, and the provider denied a request to wear an N95 mask for the patient’s safety because it’s “no longer a requirement.” That is plain old bad healthcare provider-ing. For a number of reasons.

it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86

Plur1bus is worth watching for the John Cena cameo alone.

Watched the first episode of "The Traitors" because I was bored and I like Ron Funches. Michael Rappaport is also on this season, and he's already shown what a douchenozzle he is. And he wants to be mayor of NYC? He's a shithead.

Chopped liver over heah

The Pitt should have Donnie Iris on the soundtrack.

I have the feeling that if you're a straight male, Rick Springfield would be a horrible friend to have.

Pho is a matter of national security.

There should be 24hr bakeries so I can DoorDash cake or pie in the middle of the night. This is bullshit.

"Chemotherapy poison" "Worried that he's just being poisoned" This has big "Anti-Vax" energy. I've had 4 rounds of chemo for AML. I know that it destroys your immune system to kill the cancerous cells. But to refer to it as poison twice, when it's saved so many lives, is ignorant as fuck.

But, Mark, what is OH? Not everyone knows your technical medical jargon. Although, avoiding Ohio doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Do you share art? Do you make jokes? Do you talk about your garden? Do you cheer for your team? Do you post paper airplane designs? Do you want people to get lost in the same lyrics you just did? Good. Keep it up.

I know, right? Lorne Greene is just amazing.

If I ever have a house built from scratch, you can be damn sure it's going to have a least one secret passageway. And a secret lair in the basement. Why? Because I've seen too many movies set in castles, that's why.

I have to wonder how Venezuelan people feel about Machado offering her Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who just bombed their country.

I'll add that any charges filed against these people *must* be kept at State level. Otherwise, they'll just get pardoned.

I work nights, and record Colbert and Kimmel to watch when I get home. Started watching Colbert, and he opened his show with a short commentary on the shooting of Renee Nicole Good. And it's just too much. All of this is too much.

An immersion blender that comes with its own mini food processor is life-changing.

I'm gonna say Jim Harbaugh to Cleveland. Guy has intimate knowledge of other AFC North teams, and he's demonstrated he can turn a franchise around. (Remember when the Ravens were consistently last?)

So many 10s in Sudbury.