I love my city. www.cnn.com/2026/02/04/a...

Legit excited that a Childrens Hospital cast member is a fan of my work.

weird moment in pop culture history

My favourite joke in Twitter history was that the French Cleveland Browns fan club was called "Le Bruns J'aimes".

Can't really understand why everyone is boycotting Melania but not the movie with Kevin O'Leary www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

All the "yay you go gurl hashtag girlboss" comments on this might consider looking up the kind of fucked up abusive shit Jody Allen gets up to before crowning her the new yas queen of whatever wave of feminism we are currently in.

Paid the piano player at this bar to play this.

Canadian companies and oligarchs (mostly from Vancouver, not shocking) providing services and product to ICE is a reminder that this is less of an American civil war and more of a borderless class war with a thick rancid frosting of Christian nationalist holy war on top.

She's been performing for years for kleptocratic dictators at a rate of millions of dollars per show. It's possible she just has a thing for fascism.

Of course he doesn't understand the Mercator Projection vis a vis the size of Greenland. Remember what he makes his doctors list his height and weight at.

Paula Poundstone looks amazing

Absolutely idiotic list of players for this year's CPOY. Kevin Byard made the all pro team and was the league leader in interceptions after several years of being an in-season trade salary dump player for multiple teams.

Some personal news that's also professional news, if that's not too contradictory variety.com/2026/tv/news...

I was wondering why it seems like tennis players act insufferable and infantile so often, and then i remembered that it's a rich person's sport.

My buddy Kellen from a recent Twitter archaeological dig

Lmao what is Brandon Beane wearing today

Called it.

They made Elle Fanning play a character cut off at the waist in Predator Badlands because even a Yautja can't carry around all that ass.

i’m posting to remove the thought from my brain, where it goes after that is really none of my business tbh

I only vaguely remember this episode of Father Ted

chill Hennessy and Jill Hennessy

Could have also been Davis Mills

TECMO BOWL-ASS THROW, GREATEST THING

This season has been the most chaotic one I've seen in thirty five years of watching football. Which makes me know in my heart that we are getting Jarrett Stidham versus Drew Lock in the Super Bowl.

[chris berman voice] the kick is good from Harrison "Detachable" Mevis

Roger Goodell when the Bills find a new way to lose in the playoffs.

As a Chiefs fan, i wanted both teams to lose and that's exactly what happened lmao

I wanna try the drugs Sam Darnold was on tonight.

At least this season proved that Brock is worth the money. People were worried he'd be the worst Silicon Valley fortune spent on nothing since AI.

The Forty Niners losing all their players to injury every year because of 5G is extremely funny but it's gasoline on an already brain dead fire.

Chiefs get all the calls smdh

Joe Brady deserves a lot of credit for this game.

This game is a Morgana the Kissing Bandit sighting away from me making moon waffles

Chipping Bonitto with Shakir seems like a stupid move.

Watching the playoffs without my team in it for the first time in forever

O'Cyrus Torrence has a first name for a last name and a last name for a first name.

lol Bills scoring on a Corndog to Mecole

I can't believe broadcasters have to call him Lil Jordan Humphries.

If Canada gets taken over by the states, at least we won't have this stupid half metric half imperial system here anymore.

I think Eerie, Indiana should make a pitch for the Bears.

When you beat level two boss Meatloaf on NES

For the rest of his life, I hope that every time something bad happens to François Legault, it happens to him twice.

I wonder how many childless Disney adults just go to the theme park every day because they are actually just craving a walkable neighbourhood.

Dr. York - New [USA, Funk, Soul, Electronic] (1985) Cult leader Dwight York mixed ideas taken from black nationalism, cryptozoological, UFO religions, and popular conspiracy theory. Currently serving 135 years in Federal pris https://redd.it/croib1 https://youtu.be/Fteo3TctulQ

BUMP

If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves