When I go to a gig and the DJ booth has CDJ 200s

All of these guys were just ex emo kids who needed a look to match their tattoo sleeves that were already finished by age 24.

This was the first year of me watching football that I was older than every player until today.

I do not like Phillip Rivers or the Colts but I'm here for this Steve DeBerg on the Falcons-type shit.

A Real Pain (2024)

You will be visited by 3 spirits

ESPN MNF execs: tonight you guys should talk about monkeys and murder.

Brb learning everything possible about Oronde Gadsden's pet monkey (named Malik, by the way) www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/... steelerstakeaways.com/exclusive-wi...

I love how the Chargers version of Fireman Ed or Darth Vader is "just this normal woman".

Watching how good NFL coaches have become at saying meaningless nonsense for the halftime interviews is hysterical.

I think Spags gave Chris Jokes the Substance at halftime. That or he did a line of Lawrence Taylor's blow.

Wow this game is being officiated like shit on both sides.

Azeez Al-Shaair being man of the year would be very funny.

This BUF-CIN game looks like and is playing out similarly to their playoff game a few years ago except Josh Allen presumably got some sleep last night.

Browns uniforms sponsored by branded ass wipe products is a low point for all of sports.

Good talk in the group chat last night

As someone who wrote over five hundred idiotic music genre names for Roald and Stewart in Letterkenny, I have to applaud Spotify's end of year copywriters.

Well someone had to get it

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In 1999 Norm MacDonald went on Regis and Kathie Lee and prepared several anecdotes with a great premise but went nowhere. youtu.be/Tu63GquhSu0?...

I reserve the right to make fun of anyone for continuing to listen to the dreadful dying Billboard output from the Poptimism movement, up to and including calling them a princess of any variety.

Twelve years ago I threw a dad rock party where i invited anyone's dad to come and play their records. It was a way to make fun of all the rich kid DJs who would just show off their super rare and expensive Discogs purchases at their events. My party ended up lasting seven years.

The best catch of all time isn't OBJ it's Justin Jefferson on fourth and half the field against the Bills.

The Broncos are the 1995 Chiefs. All time defense that could get you the first seed but your qb is still Steve Bono.

The Jets might have the best special teams in the league which isn't nothing at least.

I got some mail from the Québec government saying that if this isn't my new address to let them know.

NBC showcasing Chase and Sydney celebrating Thanksgiving not knowing they're Canadian. A+

I thought jumping in the charity bucket was a penalty.

Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play

Fox paying Tom Brady enough money to buy a railroad just so we can listen to him turn every single adjective into a noun by adding "-ness" to it.

Mashups are back, baby.

My gal and I spend our holidays hosting whoever our local immigrants are that year and then we watch Frankenhooker.

Left my cat alone for the day and this is the result

Mary Lynn Rajskub's latest character is great.

I wonder if blockbuster studios know that there are dozens of writers who never write "Is that a bad thing?" as a line in our scripts.

Me, watching Brexit coverage.

I had a Dane and a Latvian help me move this weekend and they packed the moving truck like Lego and Tetris, respectively. I recommend this approach if you have to move.

Has Elon… ever been to a party?

Childhood trauma?

My best guess is the Saudis gave the president a bunch of captagon as a gift when they visited.

Pound for pound, i think Spin City might have the most talent on a sitcom week to week. Alan Ruck, Barry Bostwick, Michael J., Richard Kind, Connie Britton, etc etc. And every week was some 80s star like Meredith Baxter-Birney or Alyssa Milano would show up.

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Should have been illegal touching on that third down play.

On fourth down maybe don't give it to the guy who just got five handoffs in a row and then you ran off and back on the field because of indecision.

Off to recycle my old DJ computer.

I wonder if it bugs Megyn Kelly that her propaganda podcast requires her to have thousands of dollars of fillers and filters while Steve Bannon can host his while looking like Stephen Fry's character in Veep.

Remember that this is a woman who performs private shows for kleptocratic dictators on their birhdays. gazettengr.com/nicki-minaj-...

What i am saying is give the people what we want: cunty Tits.