Larry Summers has brought so much disgrace to the institution that Movie and TV writers in Hollywood who went to Harvard are now only dropping a mention of it into every other sentence instead of every sentence.

Marner’s 17th assist and 21st point set up Bowman’s opening goal in the first period. #MarnerPointWatch

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

It's unsurprising but nonetheless disturbing and disgusting to see how many "Christian" men are out here doing their damnedest to justify the rape and abuse of teenage girls.

Maga reporting no bottom found at 2700 pedophilic fathoms. Magnetic.

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Marner’s 16th assist and 20th point sets up the tying goal. #MarnerPointWatch

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Marner's 15th assist and 19th point set up Barbashev to get the G Knights within one in the third. He now leads the team in assists with 15 in fifteen games. #MarnerPointWatch

Mitch Marner's 14th assist and 18th point starts the play that results in the tying goal for the G Knights in the third. #MarnerPointWatch

While a city electing a first female mayor is historic, if the city happens to be 324 years old (Detroit), it's also embarrassing, OR IT SHOULD BE.

With 15 minutes left in the third period of his 13th game of the season, Mitch Marner has a goal and two assists for his 8th multi-point game, his 4th goal and 12th and 13th assists and now has 17 points. He leads the team in assists. Stay tuned. #MarnerPointWatch

Yes, you have.

Ok BlueJays Let's Play Ball

Marner's third goal of the season makes it a one goal game in the third. It's his 14th point and seventh multi-point game. #MarnerPointWatch

Marner's assist on the PP goal in the third is his 11th of the season and his 13th point. In 11 games. #MarnerPointWatch

Calling Chuck Schumer a "radical" is the equivalent of calling your grandfather a goth punk serial killer. Mike Johnson, and there's no other way to put this, is a goddamned liar.

I can virtually guarantee no one in Dodger Stadium discussed F-Troop more than we did.

Marner's second assist of the night, his 10th of the season and his 12th point, come on Eichel's goal to make it 5-3. It's his sixth multi-point game. #MarnerPointWatch

That was Mitch Marner's eleventh point, and his ninth assist on Dorofeyev's first period equalizer. He leads the team in plus-minus. How 'bout them G'Knights? #MarnerPointWatch

The baseball game has reached the "I no longer give a shit who wins" stage.

I used to wonder if I would live to see the Leafs win another Stanley Cup. Now I know that's not going to happen, but I would like to live long enough to see someone OTHER than the f***ing Florida Panthers win it.

The Panthers have a lot of injuries and look EXACTLY like the team that's going to win the Cup again.

"And sometimes when the night is slow, the wretched and the meek; we gather up our hearts and go a thousand kisses deep."

Fox baseball play by play guy just used Ernie Harwell's called third strike signature phrase. Nice homage, dude, but get your own.

The plural of anecdote is misinformation.

Tough on the nation when your president has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

I wouldn’t worry about how much the ballroom’s gonna cost. He’s gonna stiff the builders anyway.

Mitch Marner has played 7 games with his new team, the Vegas Golden Knights. He had his fifth multi-point game for them tonight with his 7th and 8th assists, giving him 10 points for the season. His 7th assist was his 750th NHL point, done in 664 games. #MarnerPointWatch #WhyDidntYouTradeNylander

In case you missed it, that was Mitch Marner’s 7th assist and 9th point on Dorofeyev’s goal. Game 7 of the season continues

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Marner's second goal of the game, and second of the season, marks his 8th point, and his fourth multi point game out of six played. #MarnerPointWatch

The secret compartment of my ring I fill with a Mitch Marner Super Energy Pill. Goal # 1 and point # 7 in game # 6. #MarnerPointWatch

Marner’s primary assist is his sixth point of the season and his third multi-point game. #MarnerPointWatch

Marner’s fifth assist and fifth point come in his fifth game as a Golden Knight. 1-1. #MarnerPointWatch

I’m not an “I told you so” guy. I’ve been married too long, but my GOD the Leafs look like shit without Marner.

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Sadly, Mr. Johnson wouldn't recognize an objective fact if one rappelled from a helicopter and zip-tied itself on his wrist while he was kneeling half-naked in the street.

Remember when Opposition leaders understood their role was advisory and tempered in order to aid the government and the nation as a whole? Now we have an opposition leader who literally understands only how gullible his supporters are.

“Republican lies while opening mouth”

I missed the Golden Knights season opener last night but I am obligated to mention Mitch Marner got two assists and was a plus two in his first game with the team. #MarnerPointWatch #GoMitchGo

Is it me or do a LOT of the “Karen” videos seem staged?

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Quite happy to be wrong about the Tigers.

The Tigers have made striking out an art form.

Perhaps it's because I've been a Tiger fan for almost sixty years that I know in my heart that they're ahead one to nothing in the fourth and have literally no chance of winning this game.

Mamdani has really laid bare the extent to which you can just do gutter bigotry against Muslims without making a blip

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important