60 Minutes is considering the hiring of Joe Rogan in the role of a sort of really confident Andy Rooney who isn't funny and doesn't actually know anything.

Oh, so they'll let a 40 year old professional basketball superstar compete in high school track but if a trans girl wants to do it suddenly everyone has problems

The Bad Piano Player podcast dropped episode 187 today, a little tour through the career of lyricist Lew Brown, Born Louis Brownstein in Odessa, Russia in 1893, he worked with everybody. Join us at the piano bar, with Elroy. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

"Alberta separatist movement largely based on lies, conspiracy theories, intolerance, and myths of a magical past." The whole conservative party in Canada is now completely based on this.

Oh, you thought this game was over? His name is Marner. Mitch Marner.

Maybe they’re “considering” it to finally give Mr Poilievre something legitimate to be a little bitch about.

Montreal finally gets a shot on goal and it’s one all

They’re not comparisons. They’re ALTERNATIVES, you idiot.

The Bad Piano player podcast drops episode 186 today, and we finally give lyricist Gus Kahn (1886-1941) his second feature episode. About time, too! I can hear you all saying it. Tune in for words, tunes, Elroy bulletins and some singin' n' playin'. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Hey Ray Ferraro on ESPN. "REACTIONARY" means "Ultra-Conservative". The word you're LOOKING for is "REACTIVE" For Christ's sake.

That's a Marner goal in a game six. That's a multi-point game in a game six. That's 73 points in 81 games and a +15.

in 80 career playoff games, Mitch Marner has 71 points and is +13. But sure, he's the reason the Leafs couldn't win. The VGK have shorthanded goals in each of the last 2 games and he set up both of them. Last night was the first shorthanded goal I've ever seen in overtime. Enjoy the golf, kids!

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his special lunacy stormed his general sanity, and carried it, and turned all its concentred cannon upon its own mad mark

It was very kind of Paul Wells to give me some space on his Substack to air a few of my frustrations with the coverage (including his!) of Pierre Poilievre's argument about LNG and federal policy. #cdnpoli open.substack.com/pub/paulwell...

@thehighsign.bsky.social Dana, just curious, what's the name of the Red Skelton movie in which Buster taught Red how to get out of the house to outwit a vicious German Shephard who was guarding the front door? I've seen it in a documentary, but I can't recall the name of the film. Thanks

No one's more corrupt either, Doug.

Is the entire Trump Cabinet a bunch of horny drunks?

Solid advice.

Marner's assist on the tying goal in the third period of his first playoff game as a Golden Knight only goes to prove how useless he is in the postseason.

"As I look across the table at my Cabinet members, I see graduates (Pronounced "Grad-ewe-eights") of Yale, graduates of Harvard, and Princeton, and there was one graduate of the Southwest Texas State Teacher's College. And that was me." Lyndon Johnson.

Vice President Vance today cautioned molecular biologists to be very careful when they're speaking about horizontal gene transfer.

Trump supporters are so diabolically hypocritical that there should be a new word to describe the true depth of their hypocrisy. I nominate the word "hyperidiotics"

Vice President Vance said today that Oncologists should be more careful when talking about cancer.

Last night I ran down the hallways of my building, knocking on every door, screaming to my neighbors that the 3:05 AM airing of Barnaby Jones on MeTV was about to start. They wouldn’t have known otherwise, yet today everyone is acting like I’m the asshole.

Fortnight Tuesday arrives with a Bad Piano Player episode on the great Cy Coleman. We visit three of his greatest musicals for two songs each. Tune in to find out which ones! Hint: 1975, 1980, 1991. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Swalwell is out of politics as a result of a scandal. That's another difference between Democrats and Republicans. We get rid of our miscreants. They paint theirs gold and worship them.

The actual difference between Democrats and Republicans: When Democrats tell you to worry about something, (Climate change, the rule of law, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.) you probably should worry about it. When Republicans tell you (Immigrants, censorship, trans people in bathrooms), you needn't bother.

Rory's first round at this year's Masters was pretty typical for a guy who didn't care where his drives went because he was on a freeroll. If he starts hitting fairways, this will be over by early Saturday afternoon.

Hail to the victors valiant, Hail to the conquering heroes, Hail, hail, to Michigan...

Hey TBS, is there gonna be a fucking basketball game? I mean ENOUGH with this horseshit.

Not rooting for either team but WOW, Illinois has had every single bounce and roll go against them

The Bad Piano Player podcast episode is up for Gordie Howe's 98th birthday! We offer a Grab Bag (our fourth such episode) of songs from the teens , 20's and 30s. For your listening and skating pleasure. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

Congratulations to all the artists we celebrated tonight at the Juno Awards. Through your craft, you remind Canadians that we all belong to something bigger — a unique, ambitious, and creative nation.

You could watch a thousand hockey games and not see two shorthanded goals on the same penalty kill. Go Vgk

And they say journalism is dead.

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY gas.”

The Bad Piano Player Podcast has an episode up, returning to the root of ye olde American songbook with an episode on composer George Meyer , 1884-1959. Writer of For Me & My Gal and many, many more. Hope you will tune in. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

AND I ONLY AM ESCAPED ALONE TO TELL THEE

I am LOVING the “one award for every ten commercials” ratio ABC has decided on.

Respond to this with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie, just share an image.

Marner has two assists tonight, numbers 49 and 50, points 68 and 69. he is tied for the team lead in assists with Eichel, and I believe it is his 23rd or 24th multi-point game. Vegas is 2nd in the division and will make the playoffs easily, unlike the Leafs, who traded him and are last in theirs.

My mother's uncle was in the dressing room in Montreal in 1926 when his friend, the college boxer hit Houdini in the stomach and ruptured his appendix.

The Bad Piano Player podcast episode 181 is up and running. For the first time, we give a songwriter their fourth go-around with six songs of theirs we've never done before. Tune in to Tom Waits 4 No Man! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

So people who are on Medicaid in Minnesota will be losing their benefits "temporarily" because punishing sick people is what you do when you don't like the policies of a state government. Right? But if we elect Democrats, they might be vengeful. Right?

"We'll use Shelleen's plan!" "My plan....?"

"In the morning, I saw my children, happy and strong. And yet, before the night has come, I have lived to see a goalie get the Presidential Medal Of Freedom."