I’m doing a set tonight at the Comedy & Magic club but while I drove and performed Mitch Marner has two assists, his 34th and 35th, now 44 points and the team lead in points and assists. #MarnerPointWatchAtTheClub

Critical support to the guy who runs a gay soccer bar(!) in St Paul MN who, when interviewed by the equivocating CBC Manitoba morning host, was firmly like, "ma'am, I understand your job forces you to take the official statement seriously, but we have eyes and can see they are lying about the video"

Stephen Harper, call this out before it's too late. You too, Jason Kenney. Come on down, Pierre Poilievre. The country is at risk. Stop blaming other people for the calls that are coming from inside your own political house.

Could the media please stop pretending that the President or anyone in the administration is telling the truth ABOUT ANYTHING? Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

After they saw it brought a snowman to life did anyone even try to use that magic hat on a dead body?

Kudos to Opposition leader Poilievre for aligning himself once again with War Criminals and oligarchs, with Money making whatever law it wants or needs, and, as always, with abject dishonesty. You wear it well, Pierre. You make all Canadians grateful you don't lead them and pray you never will.

living in this country is like being awake on the table

Maybe he's bringing Maduro into New York so he can pardon him.

Genuinely curious: Republicans, why do you hold Democrats to such an impossibly high standard of conduct and your own party members to none at all? Truly wondering why you do this. For years now.

The initial police reports believe it was the work of "Poachers".

Marner’s 31st assist and 40th point help set up the Captain’s goal to make it 5-2. #MarnerPointWatch

The We're Still Here folks and the God Squad on the same @johnfugelsang.bsky.social episode! This is not a Best Of or a repeat! The John Fugelsang Podcast: 2025 Year in Review Episode webpage: art19.com/shows/sanity... Media file: rss.art19.com/episodes/aff...

So far, in 2025, season six of the Bad Piano Player podcast has tallied 3,113 downloads, or what Conan gets every 2 hours. Still, no ads, no sponsors, excepting the ones I make up. Just 30-40 min. of music and commentary. Tune in sometime. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Mitch Marner’s 30th assist (now team leader) and 39th point make it 2-0 Knights. #MarnerPointWatch

So @johnwing5.bsky.social is a very funny comedian and in 2025 he released an extremely funny live album about aging called "Not The Coolest Guy." One of my favorites of the year, from a true comedy craftsman.

Doctor Maybe

Hey @ericidle.bsky.social thanks for signing my Christmas present.

Marner’s 8th goal Nd 37th point give the Knights a 2-0 lead in the first. #MarnerPointWatch

An assist, # 30, and then a goal, # 7, for Marner as he has his 13th multi-point game and takes the lead in team assists. #MarnerPointWatch

That primary assist on Hertl's PP goal was Mitch Marner's 29th of the season and his 35th point. Now tied for the team lead in assists. #MarnerPointWatch

Been slack of late, sorry. Last night Mitch Marner had two assists in a losing cause. His 12th multi point game, his 27th and 28th assists and he now has 34 points in 33 games. #MarnerPointWatch

This Christmas, give the gift of The Bad Piano Player Podcast. If you tell just one person, and they tell one person, well, you see where this is going. Tell a friend. Give the gift that keeps giving. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Just bullshit. Start to finish.

The Bad Piano Player podcast drops its third Christmas episode today, featuring holiday songs from the 1920s to the 1960s. Jimmy Van Heusen, Cy Coleman, Meredith Willson and Mrs Pretty Damn Good Singer will be featured! Drop by for some nog. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Trump has made America a place people are afraid of. A place people don’t like. A place that’s cruel. So people aren’t coming here. Even for vacation. Well done MAGA.

The president has announced a billion dollar bailout for waitresses.

Anyway congrats to Glenn Beck on falsely accusing someone of a bombing plot days before they arrested someone else in two different decades, maybe this time we'll actually get to find out how much the settlement is for

Marner got his fifth goal and 20th assist last night in a 4-3 win against San Jose. 25 points in his first 25 games as a Golden Knight #MarnerPointWatch

Marner's 19th assist and 23rd point set up Captain Stone for a late tally in a losing effort. #MarnerPointWatch

DID YOU KNOW there's a lot more to Hoagy Carmichael's music than you ever dreamed? Have a listen; if you're anything like me, you'll be chewing on these tunes for days. #podcast #badpianoplayer #bethemusic

Turkey pardoned by Trump is detained by ICE and deported to Burma.

Mitch Marner's 18th assist and 22nd point is a Mitch special and sets up Howden for the first VGK goal. #MarnerPointWatch

15 years ago today, Willie Nelson was arrested in Texas for 6 oz of Cannabis. God, who produces it naturally across the globe, remains at large.

The season finale of the Bad Piano Player podcast is up and running. Please visit us and hear six never-before-performed songs by Hoagy Carmichael. Never performed by me, of course. The bad piano player. Tune in. Be the music. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

There was a book by Lynda Obst Hello, He Lied. I think of that with every GOP social media post.

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄

Toronto announcers and analysts all refuse to say the thing that's wrong with the Leafs. They lost their top scorer, their top playmaker, their best passer, their best penalty killer, one of their best two way players, and that was all one guy. Marner. And they lost him in order to keep Nylander.

Larry Summers has brought so much disgrace to the institution that Movie and TV writers in Hollywood who went to Harvard are now only dropping a mention of it into every other sentence instead of every sentence.

Marner’s 17th assist and 21st point set up Bowman’s opening goal in the first period. #MarnerPointWatch

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

It's unsurprising but nonetheless disturbing and disgusting to see how many "Christian" men are out here doing their damnedest to justify the rape and abuse of teenage girls.

Maga reporting no bottom found at 2700 pedophilic fathoms. Magnetic.

Congrats to a great fellow and a great podcast

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Marner’s 16th assist and 20th point sets up the tying goal. #MarnerPointWatch

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The Bad Piano Player podcast features Dana Suesse this fortnight Tuesday. Tune in to hear the incredibly melodies of the lady known as "The Girl Gershwin". podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Marner's 15th assist and 19th point set up Barbashev to get the G Knights within one in the third. He now leads the team in assists with 15 in fifteen games. #MarnerPointWatch

Mitch Marner's 14th assist and 18th point starts the play that results in the tying goal for the G Knights in the third. #MarnerPointWatch