I’m starting to realize that there may be more reasons to throw people into a volcano. It’s not just the white chocolate thing.

Sometimes if I’m enjoying a piece of white chocolate and someone says “You know that white chocolate’s not real chocolate, right?” I throw them into a volcano.

I don’t always feel like putting mustard away.

Sometimes I’ll read a book just for the fun of it.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Sauron and Darth Vader are not the same.

Good morning angry people! What are we angry about today? Extra points for anger. #grateful #blessed #CatsOfInstagram

And here’s the thing… no one here, especially the big accounts, has the guts to respond. Just a big old anti four leaf clover echo chamber.

People ask if I’m worried about the anti four leaf clover contingent on Bluesky, and any potential backlash? And my answer: You mean everyone on Bluesky everyday, especially the big accounts? No, I am unapologetic about my beliefs regarding four leaf clovers, and I will stand my ground.

[everyone on Bluesky everyday all the time, especially the big accounts]: there’s no such thing as a real life four leaf clover, and you’re a bad person for believing in them. [me]: I like trying different kinds of mustard. [also me]:

Billy and the Clonasaurus! It was called Billy and the Clonasaurus. Phew I’m glad I remembered that, not sure I was going to be able to sleep if I hadn’t.

There’s an episode from an old sitcom, I can’t remember the name it’s so long ago I’m not sure anyone would know it… but Jack and Janet are trying to hide something from Mr Roper and its hilarious. Anyway if I ever think of the show I’ll let you all know.

What, no Marvel fans here? Has no one seen that Forever Glove series or whatever?

You know when you take something out of the oven a bit earlier than expected and you forget to cancel the timer and then it goes off shortly after? So that just happened.

The interaction on here today is through the roof.

“I don’t know what that means and I’ve already used up my allotment of Internet web browser searches.” Feel free to use this as it suits you.

Whoever came up with the saying “If you don’t have brisket have some cheese, it’s just as good” was wrong.

Please help me settle a bet: If you were from Arkansas, would you pronounce it Pirates of the Caribbean, or Pirates of the Caribbean?

Why are v-necks a problem?

I accept your challenge.

I defy anyone to find a better post from today on Bluesky. Can’t be done.

If you switch it from “I am” to “I’m” and say it more upbeat, with a smile, people don’t seem to mind as much when you tell them that you’re inevitable.

Classic.

Was in conversation with someone and they were trying to change my mind and win me over on something important I don’t remember what and I was like “Look, if you’re not gonna yell and insult me then don’t even bother.” Like buddy, come back when you’ve got your act together 😂

@tinarambles.bsky.social I don’t really know what any of your posts mean but they are some of my favourites around here these days.

Joke only Canadians will appreciate: kd Lang is short for kraft dinner Lang.

It appears that most of you have not, and I am forced to acknowledge my own privilege.

Have you tried watermelon that’s not been sliced on a cutting board mainly used for onions? 8.5/10 highly recommend

No one is talking about how much better it would be if people would stand back a couple of feet, and wait a couple of seconds before barging onto an elevator as soon as the door starts to slide open. No one is talking about it. And your silence speaks volumes.

Also we all show up in Hyundais now

I mean I still go to the annual Saturn Owners Jamboree in Des Moines. But attendance is really dwindling, and they only offer two flavours of wings now.

People always ask me what direction or industry they should encourage their kids to go into, and my answer has been the same since 1985: compilation video production

If there was a Mandela effect with blueberries switching to bluebleberries I could… I could make the switch pretty easily.

Science and the arts can both lift one another up. I would love to read a book titled: Quantumplating the Universe, and Other Relatively Funny Puns and Observations I’ll bet if anyone could write it, it would be @astrokatie.com

It could be called Henrietta Cat.

An account that patterns each post with “Meow meow [sentence] meow meow” in the voice of Henrietta Cat from the Neighborhood of Make-Believe on Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood.

It’s often pondered what came first: the chicken, or the egg? I don’t have anything to add. But I did want to show that with a funny or clever twist this is where you could keep going to make it into a really good joke.

Buddy, this is not how you do social media.

I could go for a place with a special on wings. Does Bluesky do that - anyplace here offering a wing special?

#hashtag #facts

There are times when I’ll go off-recipe and just do whatever ratio I want for my peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Freaky Friday was about the relationship. The science was always secondary.

Why would Robin Leach say “champagne dishes and caviar dreams”? It makes no sense.

It’s not that I’ve stopped posting great content. It’s that many of you have stopped looking for great content. And I’ve… I’ve been posting less lately, too. So like there’s that I guess.

I’ll probably take some heat for this but… I don’t really want to take grapes along on a road trip. Like maybe if they’re in a container, and consumed within the first two hours. But definitely not still attached to the stem.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sometimes getting into bed at the end of the day can feel really good.

The coffee mayonnaise trend. Don’t look it up.

That granola bar was not enough. #IYKYK

I’m looking build a tesseract and wouldn’t mind some help. Background: I was in an attic and stumbled upon some tesseract plans, but the last part was ripped off. Might be kind of a fun project and shouldn’t be too hard figure out and fill in the gaps. Anyway, if you’re interested let me know.

Bluesky is a neat website.

You can’t speak with authority about Finnegan if you don’t speak with authority about Mr Dressup. Read that again.