Today is also #TowelDay ☝️

The real "big naturals" 🪳

This is such a Catholic take. Episcopalian seminary is like the Olympic village.

You were unwise to have contacted me.

It's beautiful

Unrelated

Shit works good 👍

Hours of fun

On his birthday, we remember the great (and Academy Award-nominated) Paul Winfield, who played Captain Terrell in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and Captain Dathon in the classic Next Gen episode "Darmok."

I would like to know if Huey's impersonation of Butcher in "The Boys" finale was actually Jack Quaid because that would be impressive.

Upset that I completely missed this because I was out of town. Star Trek library cards at SF Public Library Going to see if they have more (Any CA resident can get a library card..) #libraries #sfpl #sanfrancisco #startrek

Nobody can get a resume past AI these days

We should ABSOLUTELY have 6 oligarchs in control of 90% of our information environment and pipeline. That’s a really brilliant, democracy supporting idea.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Circling back to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_...

Now that it's almost over, I'm kinda gonna miss the Massie / Gallrein ad war that has blanketed Cincinnati for months. Can't image whatever replaces them will be nearly as entertaining as republicans fighting each other.

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

Only his friends could call him Nosferatu. It was Nosferausted to everyone else.

Last who exactly? Like is there a list I can get on?

Scribbling "grass" off the sign; due to market conditions we are only accepting gas or ass at this time. Thank you for your cooperation

those were growlers and that was an expensive whoopsie

one of my favorite twitter interactions was with Notch after he sold Minecraft, my garbagetwitter fam was fighting with him and after a while I posted this pic of his mansion and said "If I lived here I'd be offline rn having a pool party with my friends" he blocked me instantly lol

Tacos Gay is real, and strong, and SO gay

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

Only been here a few minutes but making good progress

Good morning, skeeters! Happy Caturday.

One of my fav things about feeds is the misfires: this came from the "sandwiches" feed - not a sandwich but just cool in a random way & I would never have seen it otherwise.

Chieko Terasawa

Source:

My Arthurian Legend Students did a creative final This student made ink out of elderberries, blackberries (specifically moldy blackberries), and rosemary in salt and vinegar

The second Biscuit Makers' Union poster follows the workers of biscuit making from "from field to tummy." This journey is depicted literally in the poster: starting with farm fields, through harvest, and production.

😈😈😈 force the big-money leagues to broadcast their games on the fucking television!!! sports go on television!!! 😈😈😈

Play me out, Johnny! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek

Amazon asking me to "Go Ultra" before I watch the show where Amazon is run by a super villain fascist and is destroying the world is a great tie-in, no notes

I didn't know Jalen Kitna was in town for the Bengals but he should leave.

Card from my folks. Accurate.

You know what? Hell yeah to bringing back outlaw country and eff your red cup red hat bro country.

Starting a pod called "let's not get into it" where we just list off topics and never discuss them further

the fakest real blockbuster credits of all time to me

OK, fair fucks Crowley, that is genuinely amazing 😂 @progresswrestling.bsky.social 🤼

Man, there are some crazy “labor vs. capital” charts, lately. @ianbremmer.com

As an aside, between Sam and his potatoes and Denethor and his tomatoes, the Columbian exchange really played a great role in Middle Earth

Come for Akira Nogami wiping out hilariously on a ...dropkick or a leapfrog or ... well, something. Stay for Liger being confused that he actually won the match with La Atlantida.

On this date in Aviation and Space History... The USS Enterprise is launched... She is the sixth aircraft carrier built for the United States Navy and the first carrier with the name "Enterprise". May 12, 1938

3 actual quotes from this piece: “Can I afford the tax? Yes. Is it going to deter me? No. But I think it’s shameful. I provide a lot of money to people who are blue-collar workers who work for me, servers in restaurants." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Didn't a famous dude say that the market vibe longer than you can stay sane? or something like that.

In Louisiana and likely Alabama, actual, cast votes are going to be tossed out as officials speed ahead with new (or previously enjoined) maps. This is such an extreme use case for the Purcell principle that the court ignoring it here signifies that it was always a made-up toy, not law.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.