As someone on zepbound, I think the hardest would be the 24 tacos, assuming I can pick a beer that’s lower alcohol/gravity. The 10 miles is 3 5Ks. I’m not great at those, but there’s a lot of rest time in there, assuming it doesn’t have to be continuous.

it must suck to be a cat. you are born into this world, no one feeds you. you live a long life, but no one feeds you. you have never been fed, not once, not ever, never ever

Why hasn't Disney used the Muppets to duplicate what Warner Bros. did with Lego movies? We could be 10 episodes deep into Muppet Star Wars, Muppet Marvel, Muppet Indiana Jones. Hell, Muppet Avatar would make more sense than the actual series.

The police running to the newspaper to complain about getting hit by snowballs is real crybaby energy.

Apparently a lot of folks needed to hear this!

My commentary on the TV topic of the day is that Emergency Medicine physicians have more than one room in their area, so its actually an Emergency Department (ED), and not Emergency Room (ER).

Look, the reason I do boxing class instead of pilates is specifically so that I only kinda look bad.

the videos of the beefcake men trying to do pilates are so fucking funny

the new paper on bouba/kiki in chicks is utterly compelling canonical, elegant method from comparative cogsci & its partner in developmental science, ultra-simple design, ultra-clear effects, no need for fancy analyses, machine learning, or AI it appeared in an appropriately badass venue (Science)

Sweet, this one hits my college town and my Boy Scouting love of knots.

die hard is a metroidvania

It becomes its own game to see how weird a thing I can get advertised.

I think that Star Trek 5 was the one I discovered that movies could just be bad and it really bothered me.

Wednesday

Health care innovations (mRNA, glp1 derivatives, myostatin inhibitors) Electrification of everything, batteries don’t suck anymore, everything is way more efficient, induction stoves Big data analysis seems like it’s just getting started. Lot of false starts there but also potential.

Alright, I’ve now messed with my Facebook/instagram ad algorithm enough that I’m getting the D&D cosplay sexy time beard wax ads.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Fun fact: when I run DEI workshops about trans stuff (it happens occasionally) one of my strategies is to start by getting people to talk about cyclists and their experiences. This usually works to build empathy, but occasionally it turns out that people actually hate cyclists more than trans people

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Insufficient adoption of this revolutionary technology, which was marketed as "Ideal for NIGHT BLOGGING," is clearly why blogs ultimately failed to become the lasting dominant media format

My superpower: I can crack any screen protector within 24 hours of applying it to my phone.

My dnd group is online now. Its fine.

After a year and a half of glp1s, I've finally hit the point of hunger coming back. Just barely snuck under the 25 BMI number.

Watch with sound on

"what kinda thought you have here, usually, would you say?" "Oh, we got both kinds, marxism AND leninism"

Age verification? Like what we had to do in the Leisure Suit Larry games?

I find it weird to discover that my congressman has real principles. Mostly bad ones but he actually believes in stuff.

Look, my email address is old enough to vote. That alone should be enough.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Honestly, it has to be a weird time to be a figure in pop culture due the president being Literally The Worst. Like, Elmo can say sharing is good and somebody in his X mentions will say “Elmo, you rotten son of a bitch. This goes against everything President Trump stands for.” And that’s not wrong.

Weird. I remember the shitty mobile phone games Super Bowl and then the market dropped. And the dot com ads before the bubble popped.

You know, when you think about it, Kid Rock is actually just another way of saying Epstein Island

The Apple 1984 Macintosh ad remains the only good Super Bowl ad.

Patriots more like Puntriots

The one thing watching live sports, especially football, convinces me of is that commercials are all awful.

The patriots right now.

it’d be pretty funny if bad bunny also called drake a pedophile during his halftime performance

Finally the NFL is listening to the wargamers and adding terrain to the field that gives concealment bonuses.

Does this make Puerto Rico a state?