"We lost the Entwives" has such divorced man energy I'd be worried about what Treebeard is reading on Facebook.

Board game idea: The theme of the game is entirely based around being a group of friends trying to pick different games to play. Everyone has a different role and thus gets different points depending on games picked. Your role might be dice rolling and get double points if the game involves dice.

Study of over twenty five million people over almost four years finds that COVID vaccines reduced COVID deaths by 74% and increased all-cause deaths by zero. I don’t know how much clearer it can get than that. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Oldham County bus driver charged with driving drunk with children on board agrees to plea deal

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My wife's watching some programme about chefs getting Michelin stars and I wasn't very interested until it turned out when you get awarded one the actual Michelin man turns up

There’s an image I’ve not seen in a long time.

This reminds me of how in some editions of Paranoia the TTRPG communism was invented by Friend Computer because it sent so many trouble shooters looking for communist that they had to create commie spies to convince the computer they had done their job.

I do bag boxing as a fun HIIT workout. Blast some music, bounce around, enjoy hitting something hard. Boxing as a sport is just a bad idea.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

This was found in the batch of Epstein files the DOJ released today.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

I’m hoping for a bud Dwyer announcement. Yeah, it’s probably a war against a random country, but I’ve got hope that some part of his brain looks for an out.

When I interviewed Spinal Tap and Marty DiBergi this summer, none of them broke character, for the whole hour. Except Rob Reiner, once, losing it when Michael McKean's David St Hubbins talked about minimalism. I didn't use this in the feature and hadn't published any audio, but this is joyful.

this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous this is worth sharing and educating people about

I feel like the school system calling a snow day for cold weather over actual snow is weird.

Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences? I served in the Peace Corps and basically had no movies and screens for like 2 years. Get to the main city and watch a movie and got greeted with this commercial as the before movie trailer.

Man, hitting the gym the week after giving blood sucks. Red Cross always wants a double dose (power red) and endurance just suffers for a while.

Trump busy shaking hands:

That's really good results. Though it's also close to my results with 10 mg tirzepatide, so I'm not sure if I'll even try to switch once approved.

Why is his face melting off? Bigger point: having the president be in the midst of cognitive decline really sucks.

The very hard mental test involves identifying a rhino.

What’s the deal with airline food?

Mark it zero.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

It’s not superior is not the same as inferior. And also :

Good to know that the book that was written on the iPhone by typing while hiking reads exactly like it was just that.

“You know how oxygen is O2?” “Uh-huh.” “Ozone is O3. It’s one more oxygen.” Nigel Tufnel sports science.

He could die? Would that help or hurt?

Some movies are good to watch on a big screen while eating popcorn. And that’s actually a fine goal for a movie.

New OOTS! #1336, This is About Writing This: www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1...

Why are we going to war with Venezuela?

RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.

Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃

Table of people being thankful for all the usuals (spouses, kids, cancer in remission) and my clown brother-in-law ends up having to explain No Nut November bc he was thankful for winning a $100 bet with his friends

A genie granted me one wish - so I wished to be happy. Now I live with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.

Damn zepbound is amazing.

We have #Mst3k Turkey Day Marathon! This is not a drill, people. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...

I support my congressman? Man that’s something I haven’t said since my congressman was John dingel.

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. :cheap Costco wine isn’t the worst way to go I guess:

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/