"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"

what is a literate ogre's favorite weapon? a book club

First they came for James Comey and I said, "Huh, ironic... But still very bad."

I know how the poem goes and all and yeah, I know it’s important to say something when they come for Comey. But still I’ll laugh a little bit.

"Why do you only read the headline and not the article???" The Article:

CHOTINER: They call you Vlad the Impaler. DRACULA: It is a folk legend among the peasants. They are simple people. CHOTINER: Simple people, many of whom you had impaled. DRACULA: I don't think any of the people I have had impaled are accusing me of anything. CHOTINER: That's certainly true.

Now 58 minutes into his scheduled 15-minute address to the United Nations, President Trump is excoriating world leaders for "canceling my dear friend, and let's face it, a very beautiful woman, Carmen Sandiego" and demanding that the detective agency and its "terrible woke Chief" be defunded

I have smashed The plum Flavored lacroixs That were in The cooler Hell yeah brother The dudes They do rock

Remember when trump told stories about banging models on a boat at the Scouting Jamboree.

too many doomers are honestly just licking the ground in the hopes a boot is there

No way this doesn’t end in more violence.

Went to go see Spinal Tap in the theater. Whole theater crashed. Everyone is stuck in their reclining seats.

I had to see this so now everyone must as well. Like The Ring video.

So is any part of the WHPC going to ask a question about Trump pretty likely having a stroke recently? And if the answer is no, why should anyone take them seriously as journalists?

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Geordi, I understand that it is funny that my name rhymes with dwarf, but I would prefer to change my D&D character to a half-orc. Worf

Why is it always bad news when its my hometown?

not sure why anyone thinks Trump got struck with a sudden case of Bell's Palsy when there is a much more likely possibility

4 different shots is more of a pain than 1 combined shot.

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

What Will Stancil the man did or did not say or believe is broadly irrelevant when discussing Will Stancil the MMO raid boss everyone logs on to fight with their buddies.

<Jimmy Fallon doing his opening monologue while a line of people in prison clothes are fed into a woodchipper behind him> - “-and that’s why we love using Trumpcoin for our Ivermectin needs! Now, let me get to tonight’s special guest! So, Ezra, it’s great to have you on the show!”

This is incredible 🤣 Bill Rebane - 88 years old! - is doing a George Lucas "Special Edition"-style re-release of his 1975 Wisconsin indie monster movie "THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION" (featured on MST3K + RiffTrax) with 20 mins of new footage for a theatrical run in 2026: www.wpr.org/news/wiscons...

if the former host of "The Man Show" is too woke for you, that might be a personal problem

I personally have no real love for jimmy kimmel, but a whole lot of people do. More importantly, a lot of people know who he was. At this point everyone now knows someone fired for not properly sucking Charlie’s dick.

Goddam that’s right.

The meme aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s death (1/2)

bin Laden was practicing politics the right way. You can dislike much of what bin Laden believed and the following statement is still true: bin Laden was practicing politics in exactly the right way. He was showing up to mosques and talking with anyone who would talk to him...

i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

We're making an automation game set in Windows 95 about making PowerPoint factories #gamedev #indiegames

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Does Ezra ask Ben Shapiro what he has done do turn down the violent rhetoric or ask why he's trying to blame the death on the entire trans community? Cuz if not, then it kinda seems like an empty interview.

when Sidney Poitier died in 2022, I wrote about how "Sneakers" is one of my favorite movies of all time-and holds up terrifically well for a 30+ year-old techno-thriller. with Robert Redford's passing, I am again imploring you to watch this perfect movie: www.actioncookbook.com/you-guysll-b...

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

"A Republic, if you [stupid motherfuckers] can keep it."

This came to me in a dream:

Wait, that bill Kristol?

(laudatory)

How do you answer your phone?

Is it just me or does this share a lot of commonalities with the attempted Trump assassination last summer? Maybe worth exploring those