baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social My brain needed you to see this.

There’s always a spot for the outgoing mail, but never one for the introverted mail.

That's me in the bubble. That's me in the Blue Sky Ignoring your opinions

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

4th of July M&ms? Au contraire mon frère.

This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy.

@grogg.bsky.social 🧵

No need flex this hard, we already know you have a hot wife.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

so fucking proud of this kid. (stay til the very end.)

you will never guess what this is in reply to