the antebellum south is as close to hell on earth as this country has ever gotten evil baked into every square inch of the place

LOVE & PEACE

The fact that Nyong’o’s beauty is causing a war between two rival cultures in America right now is proof enough that she is the perfect Helen of Troy.

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

Yikes. "Bikes Will Not Replace Us." When you're mimicking a white nationalist slogan you've totally lost the plot.

物語を見つめて （メビウス過去絵　2021〜2024年ごろ）

Menwhile, spotted at Tumblr... www.tumblr.com/depsidase/81...

The Precures Are Going To Find A Real Dead Body

It's fascinating - it's just said as a given that it's "to impress females" as if its function is primarily aesthetic - but as I listened, knowing what I do about bird language brains, I realized that this must actually be a recitation of *life experiences*.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

I made this sticker cost $1. I have too many of them. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/stop...

I do love how this week's Gavan Infinity actually gave Wanipat something to do (mom!patren is hilarious), but I can't help but wonder if they weren't originally supposed to have a bigger role, given how they still have more screentime in the ED than Kunai/Gavan Raiya

Nobody wants to “yes, and” anymore. SMH. 1/2

On Reddit, Orange County residents are very justifiably angry that local authorities are posting vital evacuation information on X and Instagram…which both require accounts if you want to be able to view videos easily and completely. How many people use neither? This has got to stop.

Robot legs are here and they aren’t going anywhere. [booing begins] Whether you like it or not we are going to cut off all of your legs and arms [booing intensifies] and heads and replace them all with robot legs and only robot legs [shouting over boos] well I can see you aren’t ready for the future

Make the data center a public sex forest

North Carolina in 2026 is doing crime innovation & the reviews are fantastic www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...

great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

Welcome to Shrimp City! Teach your friends about a variety of crustaceans with this helpful visual aid - and set the record straight... bugs is shrimp. Shrimp is not bugs These shirts are designed by @the666cat.bsky.social & printed in Philly! Get one at SquidFacts.net (pls RT!)

Many moons ago, my then-best friend moved to a rural town near enough to visit occasionally. They had chickens, and every time I visited, her mom would be like, "DO YOU WANT TO TAKE HOME SOME EGGS? HERE. TAKE A DOZEN. TAKE TWO DOZEN. PLEASE."

there’s no fucking entry point for them! it all requires homework! you have to have seen all of a cartoon show that started airing before they were toilet trained to understand it!

I was hoping for 50, but that’ll do. Thanks for bringing so much fucking drama to our state.

still thinking about this

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Antivax is inherently eugenicist, or at least social Darwinist. The most frequent argument against vaccines is that viruses targeted by vaccines only cause serious disease and death in the chronically ill (i.e., the “unfit”) and that “healthy” people don’t need them. bsky.app/profile/hal1...

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lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

People say they are allergic to showy flowers like the black locust on the left. They are looking at the wrong trees. Showy flowers are animal pollinated and their pollen is too large to cause allergies. It is nearby dull flowers like the oak on the right, wind-pollinated, that deserve the blame.

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Nothing makes someone look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find

Does your local tech company understand consent? > Yes! > Maybe later

Today is Primidi the 1st of Prairial in the year 234. Prairial is the month of meadows. Today we celebrate alfalfa.#JacobinDay More information on alfalfa

Imagine living in the Atlanta suburbs and being convinced that Iran is such a threat to you, personally, that you happily start cutting back on food in order to pay for the bombs

all my homies are racket subscribers. you should be one too, it's great!

Carcinization is real

Oh gosh, I'm SO glad that this fountain might become operational again! I remember the first time I encountered it as a kid and it blew my mind, just entirely reconstructing what a fountain could look like. I was so sad whenever we went by it and it wasn't working

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Wild. God “raised up” Trump so we could finally have a ballroom.

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

I am always having so much fun with scale drawings. These images are usually depicted quite small on a page in books, there just to show the size of the animal. I love adding some extra details and funny situations to these. :) Here is a series I have just made for an upcoming book. #SciArt

I’m sorry but if you aren’t sure of a citation, whether what it means or that it exists… why are you citing it. why are you referring to something you haven’t read or don’t understand? that defeats the entire bloody point

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

Thinking about how Gotchard’s producer tried to come up with ways to get the (girl) secondary Rider’s belt to be sold at retail that year. This was a rejected idea, and her belt was Premium Bandai. Very cynically telling that he’s aware of this kind of loophole to haggle with Bandai.