Everyone who is good at social media is mentally unwell

Tweedle Dee, tweedle dum, look out baby cause here I come

Urgent update to my travel plans as the flight will now be departing one minute earlier than originally scheduled and arriving at my destination nearly 40 minutes later

I hate giving them credit but this is an elite headline

Everyone at the NY Post should not be spared...except for the headline writers

It is with regret that I inform you all that the Post still has their fastball

Rare miss by the Post headline team by making what should be the headline the smaller sub header.

credit where credit is due, fuck the post but "sext-ramarital" is solid

oh…my god

The Murdochs are staking a claim to the West Coast, courting advertisers and setting up shop on the Fox studio lot for the launch of the California Post, Status has learned. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/california...

Guy at the coffee shop has taken his shoes off and is talking loudly on the phone about how he doesn’t like it when the screen prompts you to tip

I think those Taz shirts from the 90s with the Tasmanian devil as a gangster and like wearing baggy clothes would go so hard right now

what if I legally dropped my last name and became a mononym

A large faction of institutional New York Jews — seemingly as part of their effort to torpedo Mamdani over insufficient deference to Israel — worked themselves into a frothing panic over the prospect of him winning, and are now in full screaming meltdown about it

Timeline magic

THIS IS SO GOOD

every bodega is sold out of new york posts bc they captured both the irony market and the sincerely terrified market

yes hahaha yes

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am moving to LA for work and don’t know anyone. Let’s hang out!

my sluttiest shorts are 4 inch, but maybe i can go 3

This is so me

Start a podcast

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

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The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

An Andrew Tate and Charlie Kirk fan just murdered two teenage girls. In a livestream now taken down he claimed they had made fun of Charlie Kirk's death. This is the real world consequences of the hate and misogyny the right promotes while claiming the left is violent.

i love film -- but one thing I find hard to stomach is when the actors in my favorite film are unchaste

Overnight, Trump and Republicans in Congress shut down the federal government. They shut it down because they’re determined to strip healthcare from millions of Americans, to enrich the billionaires they serve, to continue the assault on our rights. We must fight back.

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

Adolf hitler led the german nazi party during and leading up to wwii, during which time he committed the holocaust by having millions of people murdered in camps, and that was bad ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Anyone got a rapture invite

This is pushing the limit of this segment but here is your non toxic masculinity post for the day

kimmel has overtaken kirk in google search interest

Disney seems pretty screwed here. They want to be a company that sells to everyone, but now they face a president and political movement that demands everyone care only about them, which includes hating who they hate, except they’re less than half the country, and even less of the global audience.

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

lot of people got mad at me for saying that this Trump admin has brought more creativity to government than we’ve seen in at least 75 years but it’s true. we need a counterbalance to that, not the status quo maintainers from a status quo that served no one’s interests.

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The problem Ezra Klein is running up against is a pretty classic one. I agree with what he says here. The problem is, Charlie Kirk, no matter how much Ezra might wish it was otherwise, did not agree. No amount of Ezra believing this and people like me believing this could make Kirk believe it.

Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart. Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

The way he doesn’t give a single shit made me lol. Every American is supposed to be having moments of silence before every meal while Trump himself is like “who?"

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

The reason you didn't see the same reaction from media and elected officials after Melissa Hortman was murdered is because she didn't have a nazi podcast