Going from campaigning for Liz Warren in 2020 to carrying water for the Iranian regime is one hell of a personal arc for someone whose only been able to legally buy beer for like six months.

this is a pretty good guide that all of you are going to need, eventually. i wish i had it when my mother died in a car wreck.

I find it really incredible that the concept of “vote blue no matter who” is so hard for some to grasp. It doesn’t mean “all Democrats are good.” It means “vote for the Democrat against the Republican.” In their November races, Fetterman, Masto, Platner, Booker, Newsom are the correct choices

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Also just have some moral courage. Nothing in the world is certain. Sometimes you get betrayed. You can’t orient your priorities around a pathological fear of betrayal. You have to have the self-trust that you can cope with an adversarial situation to be able to undertake bold action.

When my mother had to have her gallbladder removed, her surgeon was Dr. Pepper.

Stephen Colbert responds to CBS disputing his claims that he was barred from airing the James Talarico interview: "And for the lawyers to release this without even talking to me is really surprising. I don’t even know what to do with this crap. Hold on." He then picks it up with a dog poop bag.

The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires

i think jesse jackson was one of the most important american political figures of the post-war era and i think that his 1984 and 1988 campaigns for the democratic nomination still have a great deal to teach about forging a path to a more egalitarian world. RIP.

How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

One of my biggest fears is that ICE will discover flash cloning machines to create enough goons to pull off this plan because they don't have enough right now

Hahaha sure bring your marriage certificate, normal country

a lot of you need serious psychiatric intervention, therapy, and friends

I really hope there are some Olympics-watching kids renaming their throwback screamo bands "Backward Inside Death Spiral" this year

These replies are gonna be full of some absolutely deranged nutrition advice I can feel it in my bones.

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

something we don't talk about is how gullible the current ruling class is to chinese propaganda. these guys are cucks and morons who bought into state-created lies about han chinese ethnicity

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

Oh there's no way in hell we're getting snow in the valley if the odds are this spotty.

Do they even let you back into Canada if you lose a hockey fight to a Frenchmen?

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.

I mean this respectfully: Jordan Stolz is smuggling some absolute cake in that speed skating uniform.

Speed skaters got some gnarly looking quads.

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again

this isn't a binary choice; it is a candidate's responsibility to get votes, and it is the citizen's responsibility to vote for the candidate who will produce the best outcomes (or avoid the worst). you can argue all day about harris' campaign but citizens chose trump, an objectively terrible choice

PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage

Happy anniversary everybody

I've learned from this thread that those mad lads at Swarovski are turning all sorts of wacky shit into crystal.

A-Am I the one actually having a stroke?

letterkenny is a documentary. they are all actually like that

You'd think Hasan would be a little smarter than that after ProJared blew up his career pre-pandemic back soliciting nudes from fans, some of which were underage.

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

apologies to all my beballed followers, but the combination of the Wilhelmesque scream plus "oh miss-YEURRR" from the commentator is hilarious (cw: guy getting his junk smashed at 80+ mph)

one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way

My position is that I do not intend to vote for Gavin Newsom in a Democratic primary, that I would vote for any Democrat against JD Vance in a general election, and that Hasan Piker is both an idiot and a bad person.

These are deeply unserious people.

It must be a wild time believing Khanna/Massie would be a winning Dem ticket for 2028. Like, no Democrat-leaning voter with half a brain would vote for those clowns.

if AOC is too right-wing for you to support, you do not believe in electoral politics and should just be honest about that

Hasan Piker really has just lost the plot, huh?

www.bbc.com/news/article... 13 years old and already being prepared to be a dictator

hasan, who is not trans or queer, saying that Dems would shoot every trans person in the head to win elections, is just straight up ratfucking, indefensible

seems like the most likely story so far behind the el paso NOTAM is "CBP mistook mylar party balloons for Mexican drones, shot them down with a fucking laser before telling anyone, and the FAA rightfully freaked out about laser safety and commanded aircraft to stay away from El Paso for 10 days"

"El Paso Party Balloon" is the name of my next band gizmodo.com/one-mexican-...

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it