Please donate if you can! I’m biking 130 miles today in the MS charity ride in honor of my friend Will who has lived with MS for a decade and in memory of my dean and colleague Roger who worked tirelessly on this event for decades.

Turns out it was pretty stupid of me to go to “law school” and pass the “bar” and practice “law”

The Trump Court.

It's time to start calling it "The Trump Court."

There is literally nothing they won't let this man do. He could have goons arrest Chuck Schumer for sedition right off the senate floor and they'd stay the lower court habeas grant on the shadow docket

TL;DR: "Pursuant to the precedent established repeatedly by this Court, President Trump wins, and his challengers lose."

What year is he talking about? Because it's not 2025.

It's the guns.

Why not just cite to ChatGPT for the legal points too.

What First Amendment?

Turns out not being mad that a far-right hate influencer got shot is NOT a fireable offense if you are a teacher or professor. 1A wins again.

NARRATOR: No one has beaten up Michael Rapino.

Depeche Model Penal Code New Standing Order

Grateful to our courageous clients and co-counsel @dsc250.bsky.social @bergermontague.bsky.social. Together, we will protect trans youth!

I still maintain that this is exactly what you would write if: 1) You were studying the matter and looking to restrict mifepristone. OR 2) You had no intention to study the matter or restrict mifepristone but wanted the people nagging you to get off your back. I have no crystal ball.

So proud to be representing these courageous patients in their first-in-the-country lawsuit against a medical system for stopping gender affirming care for those under 19.

How's that AI revolution working out for you now?

The Supreme Court is excellent at its one job: greenlighting everything Republican presidents want to do.

SHANA TOVA to all the haters and the losers and the RINOs and the loser-crats. Eat shit and die, but happy new year.

It hurts my heart that we have racists like Laura Loomer effectively running the White House.

This is pretty much exactly how I'm feeling these days.

This is giving me such joy.

Like Scaramucci has become a unit of time (11 days), can Homan become an internet unit of money ($50,000)?

You also “just“ have to win a majority of both houses and the presidency as well as ”just“ get rid of the filibuster.

Like Scaramucci has become a unit of time (11 days), can Homan become an internet unit of money ($50,000)?

For those who’ve always dreamed of seeing the Phillie Phanatic dancing with the Lumineers to “Ophelia” on a stage in center field of Citizens Bank Park, well have I got a video for you!

If we were in a movie, Charlie Kirk would reveal he’s still alive and this was all to improve his ratings.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

ATTENTION CITIZENS! Have you obtained your mandatory "I ❤️ CHARLIE KIRK" facial tattoo? You have one (1) week to comply with this celebration of Free Speech or else you will be renditioned to one of President Trump's Platinum Level Resort and Reeducation Camps

For those who’ve always dreamed of seeing the Phillie Phanatic dancing with the Lumineers to “Ophelia” on a stage in center field of Citizens Bank Park, well have I got a video for you!

Just a suggestion to those who don't look like me in all our many beautiful shades: when you say this has never happened before you mean to y'all. When you say "this is not how we are" you mean to each other. My folk can give dates and times this sh!t has happened to us and yes that's who you are.

I'm a terrorist. You're a terrorist. EVERYONE'S A TERRORIST!

Republicans: "transgenderism must be eradicated." Trans people: "they're trying to eradicate us." Republicans: "Saying we want to eradicate you is violent extremism."

We are being governed by clowns.

9-0 SCOTUS ruling from last year: “Government officials cannot attempt to coerce private parties in order to punish or suppress views that the government disfavors.”

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

JD Vance's conclusion at the VP debate, less than a year ago. 🤔

For the record, if you pick 1 cause - just 1 - and fight for it, I think that’s cool as hell. No part of me is gonna go “wow, you picked y vs x? Clearly you don’t give a shit about x.” That’s not how human energy works. You can care about many things, but you can’t throw yourself at all of them.

I think this is a super important perspective. And why I've never said anything that remotely implies the history of America ever had "rule of law" or whatever you want to call it.

Watching prominent commenters followed by dozens of people I know say "it's over" because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended...like, they actually killed Medgar Evers, in defense of a fascist system that had been in place for decades. Imagine social media that day! Read history and have some self-respect.

If you're not antifa, does that mean you're neutral on fascism? or even pro-fascism?

Antifa is not an organization, it's an orientation. Anyone can be antifascist. Everyone should be.

Today's decision being heavily criticized by Past Brendan Carr

lol at everyone teaching first amendment law

I’m old enough to remember when “cancel culture” was a bad thing?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

In 2022 when Stephen Miller tweeted “cancel culture is fascism,” he was telling us exactly what to call this absurdist moment.

The trans partner of Tyler Robinson had no knowledge about it and was told to delete messages but didn't and instead turned them immediately over to the police and cooperated. Yet, the right is demonizing her and blame everything on trans people despite the trans person here doing the right thing.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.