Shocked, shocked I tell you* to find out that the Met is institutionally racist *Could not be less shocked if I tried. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I just saw the teaser trailer for that new Michael Jackson biopic and it pisses me off so much that it's his NEPHEW playing him when there are THOUSANDS of real talented Hollywood peadophiles available.

Putting colour in scare quotes but definitely isn't racist.

I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*. on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.

Metal Mickey v K9! Who wouldn't want to see that. What other Celebrity Robots are there? R2D2 vs Data! Twiki vs Johnny 5!

Depends which human, I suppose. A techbro? Yeah, maybe.

lmao

People need to understand that Labour would prefer Reform to win the next election rather than the Green party.

There are numerous MLAs in the Assembly who spend most of their time labelling Alliance as being Sinn Fein's little helpers etc, knowing the possible repercussions of such actions from Loyalists.

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Reviving Cesare Lombroso‘s 19th Century theories of criminal physiognomy, but now for HR to narrow down the applicant pool.

It’s just a shame all these oil and mineral-rich nations keep belligerently provoking the United States into military action at a moment where its status as the unipolar world hegemon is being called into question

*man passes out* Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here! RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?

Replaying Fallout 4 and imagining they're saying "simps" when they say "synths." It's a lighter game, for sure.

this is relateable (👇👇👇 Prize for the most predictably annoying response)

In Love Actually, it says that no one on the planes on 9/11 sent messages of hate only messages of love, but I like to think at least one person phoned and told their boss to blow a goat.

i love his aloof wife and his beard and hate the new york times

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In 2015 Tony Blair said the quiet part out loud when he said that he wouldn't want to win if it meant he has to move further left. Liberals would rather lose than campaign on left-wing policies that would make peoples' lives easier because they simply don't believe in making peoples' lives easier.

Agree that we should stop shaming guys for going bald, but disagree on the shaving. Bald guys are hot, and if they want to shave then I for one will be happy to celebrate that, and lick the sweat off their lovely bald heads xx

What a deeply fucked society we have created when parents cannot be with their poorly children because their employer will punish them for prioritising care & love over profit & ‘business need’

There’s a man on this train, on the phone to his daughter who is obviously off school sick. He is explaining why he can’t stay at home with her, and that he has to go to work because “daddy’s bosses are not kind people” and it’s breaking my heart

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

The Spectator are confused. It's not going to be cost free. Billionaires are going to pay more. Join.greenparty.org.uk

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Don't cross a picket line.

Guy Fawkes was a fucking idiot, bonfire night would have been far more enjoyable on a spring or summer evening

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

a Discovery feed but it's Crashouts could fix us

Rivers, your dad took one hell of a beating last night.

Centrists who react to Nazis gaining ground with "we should try to reach out to them more" and react to socialists gaining ground with incandescent rage and tutting about populism are letting you know that their "centre" exists somewhere off beside Augusto Pinochet

When they said "one in, one out" they neglected to mention it was just this one lad, over and over again.

Absolutely insane. Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani. Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo. The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".

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Bill Neely really gunning for the women of colour today. Racist, misogynistic shite bag.

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

Got a cardio appointment later today. Stressing already, which I'm sure is helpful.

If I was directing a Dark Knight remake and tasked with scripting a shady politician who ends up turning evil and working in cahoots with The Joker, they would have the face, name, policies and personal history of Andrew Cuomo.

Anyone know what time this is happening

This is ridiculous. You can't expect politicians to have principles and still win elections.

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

I think Sudan might shoot up the news agenda somewhat if two US Presidents and two British PMs e.g. announced we were sending the RSF more machine guns and missiles to kill more civilians, then told the press everyone protesting against it was a traitor extremist and sent the cops to arrest them.

I hope this is how you find out Mamdani is mayor elect of New York

Option A) identify and address structural causes Option B) try and ban GPs from writing sick notes and make tribunals even harder for ordinary people to successfully access

Renationalise without compensation and fire everyone at Ofwat (out of a cannon into the sun)

George Osborne 2010 before implementing austerity that caused 190k excess deaths: “we’re all in this together” Rachel Reeves 2025:

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