Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Also: terfs are a real threat to women and should not be welcome in women’s spaces.

2026: scrolling past the AI generated CSAM on the nazi pedophile app to see my favorite politicians' public anti-war statements

Standing up to America is politically popular at times like these so we can expect Labour to double down on their venal cowardly stupidity for no reason whatsoever

"As a Venezuelan who definitely lives in Venezuela, I am glad Maduro's corrupt regime has been overthrown. Me and all my friends are celebrating."

Did u consider hitler was queer-coded uwu

Konichiwa, stink year!

thinking of this keir starmer moment rn. prick.

What i don't understand is the hatred for Starmer. Sure, he may be boring and a liar. That's true of most politicians, but the sheer HATRED? Mind boggling.

Venezuela and Isreal in the same group for this year's WBC in Miami. If it goes ahead. There should be a boycott.

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If your position is that regime change should be forced on countries where the president does not respect democratic norms and regularly kidnaps opponents using an officially sanctioned paramiliatary, have I got news for you about your position on the United States

"It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty"

So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?

Scotland has qualified for the world cup. We should withdraw from the competition. It is increasingly reminiscent of the 1936 Olympic Games.

I'm just glad we've got a smart, decent man in human rights lawyer Sir Keir Starmer QC in charge of the UK in moments like this. Absolutely the right man for the difficult task at hand.

Keir Starmer says he wants to establish facts by *watching Donald Trumps press conference.* People said giving him a second state visit was a genius move of strategy - really seems to have paid off. Special relationship - alive and kicking.

No. 10 spokesperson: PM we need to get a statement out now on Venezuela, what's the line? Starmer: MY HANDPICKED FOCUS GROUP OF THICK RACIST CUNTS HASN'T REPORTED BACK YET MAN.

maduro’s actions that people never name are supposedly brutal and oppressive, but the economic violence done to venezuela’s people by our country for as long as i can remember is never called out by turds like you the same way. you run cover for fascism and imperialism

whole chest, this morning

Real "lesser evil" talk.

That was the literal pitch: Knock this country over and I will roll over the corpse and let international capital pick it clean. And I will restore respect for the rule of law and human rights – by partnering with Gulf States

Muting "fifa peace prize" now.

I assume someone has already altered the "Star Wars" logo into "Start Wars"? Bonus points if they got Al to do it.

This would all have been fine if he'd only gotten that dang congressional approval.

Tomorrow's headlines today: Opinion The US is not at war with Venezuela By Bretbug Stephens

Keir Starmer this morning

It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.

When I am benevolent leader, any subscription will legally have to be cancellable as easily as it was to sign up to.

Lol

Pretending to not understand criticism is easier than addressing it, or explaining why you think it's unfounded.

no way

January, eh. Start as you mean to goon, as my old man used to say.

We could all send our polite protestions to the FT letters page in our best handwriting, Jim, but Starmer would still be a lying bigoted bastard

The "it's just pixels" bit of this non-apology reminds me of that corpse shagger "it's just molecules." You know the guy i mean.

Sorry just remembering this moment when this got presented in parliament as a legitimate death threat

X is run by a Nazi and it's in built LLM generates child sex abuse material and pornographic images of people without their consent, but on the other hand, I am a dopamine addict who craves attention and need the validation of the remaining other addicts. So it's not so simple.

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Dreamt that one of the kids had got something a little bit wrong, and I had scoffed a little too much and upset them. As punishment, they got Victoria Coren Mitchell to follow me everywhere and whenever I got something even slightly wrong, she'd shout "NOT IT, I'M AFRAID" louder and louder.

First Godzilla Illustration of 2026

Hi, I'm my own GP, pneumonia, and rice.

darren grimes was reported killed earlier today as an old french film director impaled him in the eye with a tiny model rocket

#OtD 1 Jan 1934 Nazi Germany enacted a law which forcibly sterilised more than 400,000 disabled people. Later they began murdering them, killing 250,000. Their rhetoric about disabled and ill people being a burden on workers is still widespread today stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8069...

Time to call the piece of shit Scott Adams a piece of shit while we have the opportunity before death gets the piece of shit Scott Adams, then.

So strange having Sunday on a Thursday this week.

I liked this one: "some children will no longer go hungry in the morning But I am fairly certain they won't bring any significant improvement in pupils health or attainment" Can he or his dog read what he writes?

Donald Trump has died.

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty