ummm.. holy shit? tool use in bovids confirmed? holy holy shit?

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

I reinstalled Overcast and my phone still won't let me listen to the latest episode of Maintenance Phase, what gives

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It is funny for sure. The reason for the difference is that the closer analogy here is between Columbia's board and ABC's executives, who responded similarly. Kimmel is more like Columbia faculty who have resisted their bosses' capitulation. The recurring pattern is: management cowers, labor fights.

I just came across this one again and I am proud to announce I now keep the remote to the record player in a drawer.

i made a helpful reference

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

They made my existence into an "issue" then complained I'd become a single issue voter

What if I just changed my LinkedIn tagline to "Competent Adult"

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Star Trek had one guy who played the trombone and had all the sex and then it had one guy who played the Clarinet and was constantly lonely. This SEEMS right but we need a Spock who plays the tuba to be sure.

The fact I can't just call in sick to all my obligations today so I can play Hades 2 feels biphobic, somehow

This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Navratri day 3! Today is in honor of Ma Chandraghanta, she who wears the moon as a bell. She also, in contrast with the other forms of Durga, rides a wolf as opposed to a lion or tiger.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

not a single fuck was given, not a single apology made

subjecting the void to enhanced interrogation techniques

Already reposted but for those who may see this thread outside of that, here ya go

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

Ok! Let's start with explaining some background to set up the Navratri festival, which traces the stages of a woman's life through the life story of the Goddess Parvati, consort of Shiva and mother of the universe. Today is the 1st day in honor of Ma Shailaputri, which means daughter of the mountain

happy bi day to those who celebrate!!

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

everyone knows about the fight, flight, or freeze response, but fewer know about the 4th option (making the THX sound to ward off threats)

Bring back 20-24 episode seasons of TV.

I need a pair of underwear that say "You Probably Think This Thong Is About You"

Only 1 person in the whole study went from identifying as trans to not identifying as trans. The 1/5 number came from youth going between the binary and non-binary spectrum. This headline and post are misleading on purpose to fit the economist's editorial bent on the political issue.

As we boycott vile companies, a reminder that many US public libraries offer: 1) Ebooks & audiobooks via the Libby app. Pro tip: use the “notify me” tag to request your library add books by trans, disabled, & BIPOC authors! 2) TV & film streaming via Kanopy 3) Language learning via Mango 💙📚 And:

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Last year, I represented a person charged with a crime. The exact charge isn't important, but we won the case. Afterwards, the client said he'd never seen a prosecutor defend a person like them before. I was confused until I realized they thought *I* was the prosecutor.

do you remember

a golden girls tv/movie crossover: thread

I am not a disney adult but I am an adult who enjoys an occasional (like every 5 years) disneyland trip, for which I'm overdue, and have been talking to my partner...a lot...about wanting one soon, but now? lol fuck no

the H1-B thing seems unlikely to withstand a court challenge, but it's still deeply funny that it's basically a nuclear warhead aimed at businesses and executives who've been grandiosely and publicly kissing his fucking ass for nine months

hmmm the Canadian government could do the funniest thing right now. poach every person with a US H1B (subject to the usual background checks).

Everything I read about real life tailors bolsters my fervent belief that they were all previously members of the Obsidian Order.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

This gets to something that as a former stand-up I recognized but couldn’t name. A 31 year old professional content creator baiting 19 year old amateurs into the format of his choice isn’t debate, it’s crowd work. It’s debate-shaped crowd work farmed for content.

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Compare that to the opening scene of Spectre. Daniel Craig here is wearing Tom Ford, adjusted for him, no doubt, but still made according to the designer's vision, not Craig's body. Despite Craig doing less expressive movements, Craig's suit is fighting against him the entire time.

if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances.

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr