Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

"Hey Stwong Bad! The old wowld is dying, and the new wowld stwuggles to be bown! I'm pwetty sure now is the time of monsters. Yep! Time of monsters. Isn't that gweat?"

We saw you from across the Round Table and we like your vibe...

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

so i wrote a new song. it's very short, it's a bit shouty. i'm shouting my lungs out. i'm screaming. people have asked for it since my friends and i sang it at Alaska Folk Fest, so here's a demo. i'm releasing this song into the public domain. it's for anyone. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/jw08y...

roll tide

my gyre? tight. my beast? smooth. my centre? on hold.

Me and my kid visited the Museum of Home. I saw something that felt like a true attack. It was a scene from a home in 2005. Me and another mom with teens stood there as our kids asked, "you had this?" We were grateful.

Blow it up like the whale.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Behold the snake.

Look, if you want to figure out some way to use crime to bring the rich to heel, I have ideas.

Below is a statement from the unionized workers of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Happy Earth Day.

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How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Yearly post of Gertrude Michael singing ‘Sweet Marijuana’ in Murder at the Vanities (1934). Happy 4/20!

Our lives shall not be sweated from birth until life closes; Hearts starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses.

This, yes. And also: food may be essential, shelter, and so on. But without some allotment for pleasure and beauty, that can all become pretty meaningless pretty fast. Humans are not built to simply survive. Pleasure is not just a luxury for the rich, it's part of the fabric of human life.

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*

when our grandkids ask "how could you not see the Republic of Gilead approaching?" we'll have to explain how someone threatened to launch the Republic of Gilead every couple months and it was hard to tell which ones could actually pull it off

START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Ideal relationship dynamic

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

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Power Bottom

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

“Long ago I yearned to be a hero without knowing, in truth, what a hero was. Now, perhaps, I understand it a little better. A grower of turnips or a shaper of clay, a Commot farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone." ~~THE HIGH KING Lloyd Alexander

Exactly one year ago today:

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

At least when Bluesky is broken, it's extremely melodramatic about it. Anyway, off to watch the old 1940s romance film, FORBIDDEN NOTIFICATIONS

Their involvement should haunt every moment the rest of their lives. They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

Extremely relatable

that’s cute but quick question: when john james audubon painted you, did he paint you drinking the yolk from your enemy’s eggs? nah. he painted your ass too shy to even talk to your wife

guys, this is how you lose the time war

heated chivalry

Skynyet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4qX... Another absolute gem from Jesse Welles.

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

Reminder for anyone who has the means - local food banks are struggling. Make a recurring monetary donation if you can, so they can stock up regularly. Or look up what their most-needed items are, add a couple to your usual shopping list, and drop some off when you can.

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there