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So I'm working on a haiku category for a poetry-themed trivia night and I thought, heck, why not, let's see if AI can help me since it's 90% of our economy now. Wow!

Bill Watterson

Without cheating, who do you think the speaker is here?

I really have been treated unfairly. It's true. Happy Valentine's Day!!!

i often think about this review

this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze

Really love the idea of one guy getting to decide who gets cancelled and who doesn't, and his name is Sir Boycott

You can try to have a Strong Regulatory State™️ to keep everyone ethical but if the people on top can use their money and power to undo that Strong Regulatory State™️ in about a generation ….did you really have one?

And just for the record, if they like you, they'll pine over you endlessly but never do anything about it because they're scared of getting in trouble. But don't sweat that because it's not you, it's another hotter customer with a really sweet smile. Good Morning!!!

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import

That's so true. Your mom IS helping them gangstalk you. But when she needs some help around the house herself, that's where Blue Apron comes in.

a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification. you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy

"the richest man in the world has a cowboy-themed brother" is something 2003-era Garth Ennis would take out of his script in the editing stage, "too stoopid" written in the margins next to a weird slur

Good Morning. I should hate to see an unfortunate fate befall you.

Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.

Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich

Computer Lows, Computer Highs grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/43/#c...

[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.

You know this doc drop spooked the elites because they hit up every group chat to get all the bald/beard/glasses dipshits to get to typing and podcasting about The Serious Thinker’s Case For Having Sex With Children

Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked. When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.

Good Morning!!! DECIDE PERFECTION!!!

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

I'm piecing evidence together

Hey, remember when the USSR collapsed and figures like Bill Clinton and Larry Summers oversaw the picking apart of Russia for scraps, collapsing life expectancies and turning the former Soviet bloc into a hotbed of sex trafficking of vulnerable girls for ‘modelling’? Don’t worry: Russian plot!

For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

oh that’s why she lost

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

An important thing to remember is that Bluesky was started with the intention of being some sort of Blockchain scam but circumstances were against the c-suite and they ended up with an actual functional product instead and a lot of them have been insanely mad about it ever since.

sam altman 1 year ago: we have built god. money will soon be worthless. say good bye to loved ones then take your spot in the queue for the human-combustion compute engine today: like, what is "intelligence" anyway?? it's really more of vibe... a sort of je ne sais quoi

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Cryptocurrency means you can bribe the US president directly without needing an Island Guy

It seems that many people aligned with the GOP—local Republican organisations, media influencers, cultural producers—are clear in their understanding that the function of ICE and other Trump-aligned state organs is to murder their political enemies, and unambiguous in their support for such actions.

The Epstein files are putting a lot of us in the strange position of being not just vindicated but almost too vindicated. Most of us thought the public patterns implied horrendous things but the reality is even worse and all-encompassing

Civil litigator here with years of experience of business people’s emails to each other in disclosed evidence for disputes. As a general rule: the senior the business person, the less effort they put into emails, and the more effort expected from those reading them. Effectively a mark of rank.

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Norbert Weiner, the mostly forgotten mathematician who coined the term "cybernetics", turns out to have been a real one links.org.au/socialism-no...

Never Lose at Chess, Never Lose at Life grassyvalley.thecomi...

Shame on Donald Trump for single-handedly discrediting and dismantling the liberal rules-based international order all by himself without any assistance

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Pitchfork - 8.7 - Best New Music “Police” shows that HSI‘s unique blend of noise and electroclash remains as vital and punishing as ever

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Fascists don’t comprehend the simple mundane courageous altruism of ordinary everyday people, because in order for them to believe the things fascism requires they believe, that kind of altruism cannot exist. If it appears, it’s only a cynical lie

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he is a wealthy industrialist who believes that he was instructed by a sphinx to build a groverhaus-esque sex cult temple in the Nevada desert and become an Egypt themed superhero. he really does have powers but the Sphinx stuff is not real. he is obsesssed with right wing conspiracy theories

These machines were built in Brampton by Ukrainian refugees.