Good Morning! I'm being told if I refuse to identify my sources that I'm going to have my access to the sun revoked.

Ossoff: "She got her new insurance quote & it's $700 more per month than what she's paying now. She's diabetic. She had surgery a few months ago for something else. She told me she cried again bc she realized she's gonna have to cancel her insurance. She believes she might die bc of a policy choice"

"I think this bacon has like a bourbon glaze? Damn. You know that feeling when you realize you're eating the best of something that you've ever had? I'm totally getting that with this panini. This is world class, man."

"I think this bacon has like a bourbon glaze? Damn. You know that feeling when you realize you're eating the best of something that you've ever had? I'm totally getting that with this panini. This is world class, man."

Besides blind faith and unwavering devotion, I'm not even asking for much. Good Morning!!!

"Actually, I consider myself a sovereign employee of MegaCorp and I do not recognize your authority to fire me. You didn't see the paper I taped on the back of my chair?"

Good Morning!!! I'm not one to scream about injustices but THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU!!!

You don't need a watch to tell you when it's Clowntime. Unless you're a clown.

Hope you have an awesome episode today!!! Happy Friday!!!

Accountability is coming for you, Jack Frost. You won't get away with this forever.

Oh my god, I want to eat it!!!

The Beast, it is commonly acknowledged, is Love!!!

Now, that's what I call a woke pope. Good Morning!!!

Good Morning!!! All I wanted was a little bit of your love to take to brunch today.

Imagine if you could just stare into the sunrise forever. God, that would be the life!!!

You can't go around yelling at people that "property is theft", Captain America. Why are you always doing that???

Happy Thanksgiving!!! (See how I wish it directly instead of sending some passive aggressive email?)

Let's hope they don't start disappearing people for doing good vibes only, 'cause I'll be first on the list. Good Morning!!!

"Has it always been yellow with spikes like that?!?!"

Good Morning. You should probably be smiling if you're not already.

Shhhhhhh... I wont tell...

Dating is hard. Having a Good Morning every day forever no matter what is easy. Good Morning!!!

Have you heard the good news? You can have a Good Morning every day forever!!!

Have Fun shall be the whole of the Law. Always Smile is the Law. Always Smile under Have Fun!!!

Good Morning!!! Hear the Rooster of Opportunity crowing? It's time to go out there and plow the Fields of Destiny. Almost time to plant the seeds of success!!!

Good Morning!!! Today is going to be "HISTORICALLY" great!!!

Good Morning!!! Choose to only see good things!!!

It's like Marx said, "While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery." Good Morning!!!

You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

Excuse me. I said, "BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!"

It's so nice to take care of an old friend. Gently, not like it's a chore. Good Morning!!!

Don't do it out of fear, do it out of the wisdom to avoid suffering. Good Morning!!!

Good Morning!!! Do Hope!!!

Good Morning!!! Always smile.

It's okay, giving up when it counts seems to be going around these days. Happy Monday.

Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don't you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that's been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!

Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY NO RULES OR CONSEQUENCES HAVE FUN PARTY HARD GET STUPID THE WEEKEND IS HERE GO PSYCHO EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

I hope you know what is good for you and that you're having a Good Morning thanks to clear expectations!!!

I also don't like to bring but I am one of the most prolific wishers to have ever lived. Good Morning!!!

RIP, dick.

Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!

When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!

Any good sciencer can tell you, no one can predict if you're going to have a Good Morning, so it's up to you to choose one every day no matter what!!!

Happy Halloween!!! Horrors abound in every direction!!!

If nonviolent resistance doesn't work, why are they trying so hard to make it illegal?

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Mema Morning Man used to always say, "You don't need a calendar to tell you the leaves are falling." Now, at the time, I didn't take it too seriously because she was a little bit of a domestic extremist, but it turns out she was right. You don't need a clock either.

The best time to start having a Good Morning every day? Since the birth of dawn. The second best time to start having a Good Morning each and every day? Right now!!!

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!