Good day for this one @craigshay.bsky.social

Someone should print shirts with the logo of the old punk venue CBGBs, I bet people would like those

Reddit's AI trying to make sense of the fake chair company from HBO's The Chair Company

[Movie trailer voice] "High above the city of New L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. ONE MAN stands in their way. This Christmas, Doug Jones is Last Action Saru." *Not coming to a theater near you.* Hope y'all enjoy and have a great weekend. 🖖🏻

a surprise: I painted this at a different orientation, turned it, & blinked a couple of times —here is Spirit of the Raven. 🤍🕊️ . . #artistsonbluesky #blueskyartshow #abstractart #abstractexpressionism #painter #art #womensartbluesky #abstractartist #blueskyart #artist #oregonartist #oregon

I have released 7 albums since the last time Streetlight Manifesto released an album, and one of them was even ska

Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?

maybe i am going insane

Make like a tree and grow.

I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.

I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes

FUCK

There's this social media writing pattern "if you're doing this then PLEASE do that" and my request is to stop asking me to do more stuff. Modern life is aggressively overwhelming. I'm not digging a hole in my yard to bury all the pumpkins every year. I'm not making my own gravy.

"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.

Starfleet HQ clerk filing Kirk's logs. "And the evil energy being was defeated by... the power of friendship?"

So you're telling me Shrek fried this rice? Why?

to be this crow

Newfoundlanders are honourary Irishmen. My mom had black hair, was growing it out so she'd comb it back. One day she came in wearing sunglasses and my sister said "Ladies and Gentlemen, Roy Orbison"

went to a bar in a small town we loved dressed goth to the nines as always as soon as we walked in a great big man shouted "holy shit lads the cure's getting back together"

pure swagger

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The opposite of Bluesky is the Newsday Facebook post comments

They should invent a microwave that actually heats up your food

Holy fuck chill out with the islamophobia

If you try to see The Gaslight Anthem and you're not wearing a cool jacket and sunglasses they beat the shit out of you

I also need to say how thankful I am for the people who volunteer to run and work at polling places. It’s remarkable. Hundreds of thousands of regular people all over the country dedicated to making sure your votes are counted, not some dark looming government force. Let’s keep it that way.

See, you don't need AI for things to be terrible

Day 12 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #TheMuppets #SesameStreet

[The Sisko intensifies]

Don’t forget to set your clocks aside tonight. Forget them in the back of the sock drawer. Box them unlabeled in the attic for ten unopened years. Hit snooze and bury them twelve feet deep in the backyard.

Building my Jersey cred at WFMU by talking to the DJ about Chris Gethard

At WFMU recording a session and this place rules

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

It's not my fault I'm a man obviously I've thought about it* *buying another guitar

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Wife and kid are out, band is coming over to practice in a bit, you know what I'm doing (eating leftover soup)

I think what's so cool about a new Bartees Strange record is that I'll always hear genius production choices

Horses should be allowed to walk upright if they choose to do so. I feel this very strongly. And I am running for office

I think I'm good at data analysis because I review each data set assuming I won't find anything cool or interesting. People assume you'll find some blockbuster correlation, but even if you do it might not mean anything. I try to let the data speak for itself.

I cannot tell you how many tech journalists at prominent media organizations do not understand this

Why did the vampire fail as a product manager? He was afraid of the stakeholders.

Don't buy musical equipment from Temu or Amazon if you can help it. I stick to Sweetwater and Musiciansfriend for most online orders. Cheap gear is great but I hate the idea of losing specialized music stores.

Has anyone noticed a type of person that always talks about how great and helpful AI can be but never has a specific, real life example

Bought a $40 delay pedal from Sweetwater just to feel something

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

Holding a baby in one hand and trying to eat fajitas with the other

Everyone is talking about his tattoo and NO ONE is talking about how his Dropkick Murphys sweatshirt was BRAND NEW