"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

I thought it was a song about a man made of Pianos

Really sad to hear about Oliver Tree. Beyond the spectacle and humor he really wrote and produced incredible songs. A friend showed me the Hurt music video not too long after it came out and it's worth a watch if you're not familiar.

Made a playlist of punk bands playing Fest 24 in Gainesville this October I think people should check out open.spotify.com/playlist/23H...

If my son drops a slice of pizza or half a bagel and my dog gets it I congratulate her like she won an award

We still don't know if they are giants

Who is this Hauling Oats band everyone keeps talking about, are they 5th wave emo? The harmonies are tight

I deeply appreciate everyone who buys this on Bandcamp with "pay what you want" for $4.20

Hey emo and pop punk fans check out my band Cold Wrecks new single You Can't Plan For This, a song about feeling overwhelmed and having credit card debt because of expensive vet bills, first single from LP3 coldwrecks.bandcamp.com/album/you-ca...

Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️

"I just cannot fathom how an organization as ruthlessly and efficiently run as the Empire would have signed off on such a dangerous, unsanitary, and shoddy garbage-disposal system as the one depicted in the movie."

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

"fr" actually stands for "for raccoons." not many people know this

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

I flew too close to the sun today (put jalapenos on a burger and now I have reflux)

More video games should have spin-offs where their characters race go-karts

MGM presents a sensitive motion picture for our age, about life, love, and us

Stoked to be returning to The Fest in Gainesville Florida this year with my band Cold Wrecks

Should I let the turkey into the school of public policy?

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

Please, Mr. Stank was my father; call me Hooba

I have lived half my life since the last time Dillinger Four released new music

We are drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with us Hand in unlovable hand

Forty years ago, on this day (Mar 17) in 1986, I stood on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise-A at Stage 9 at Paramount for the ending scene of Star Trek IV. James Doohan asked me if I'd made all the control panels green in honor of St. Patrick's Day. I still regret not saying, "Yes!"

You could listen to several live versions of Turnstile by Hot Water Music if you wanted to. Live At The Hardback and Live From Chicago are both on streaming. I think it's generally a very raw song that hard to capture.

well if Marty Supreme 2: 2 Marty Supremes isn't Oscar bait I don't know what is

we're starting a fundraiser to help make one of our friends omnipotent

sinnersmatography

Wow that's great I love when a pen is ultimate

congrats to everyone in NYC celebrating Fool's Spring

Woah oh amber is the color of your energy

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

Guess the earthquake was super local to me

New York earthquake? Didn't feel as big as previous ones

Hey it's Bandcamp Friday and I play in a bunch of pop punk and rock n roll bands so I'll share links to some stuff you should check out

Maybe I'll stop releasing music more broadly but I'll keep sharing new material with my friend Andy

when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus. This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.

I'm getting highly offended by posts celebrating the 30th anniversary of movies that came out in the 90s, which was only 10 years ago.

Rabbi made a Megillah Gorilla joke

the entire reason I backed HD DVD over Blu-ray was I hated the name blu-ray

'saying "Claude executed an attack" is like saying "Excel committed fraud"'