what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

2026 30 Rock throwaway joke: Lordy Lordy Jacob Elordi Is Turning 40

Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds ahead of the leader: "Incredible. We have never seen anything remotely like what she is doing right now." Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Can you think of anything less interesting than a LinkedIn Valentine's Day post?

Earlier this week I used all of my music connections and good will to see if my friend could be the new drummer for Alkaline Trio

Seeing a reel where a young person explains what McSorleys is makes me feel 1,000 years old

Clowns aren't sad. That's make-up. Nobody can frown so deeply. Spoiler: their feet aren't that big either.

In low tech music news, I sent a video of me playing bass unplugged to the songwriter, who sent me back a voice note of him singing the bass fill he wants me to play

We all know one or more people trying to be an Instagram or TikTok influencer

I am picking Ron Funches for my Traitors fantasy team even though he blew it in that one roundtable. My loyalty to Ron Funches will not waiver.

Well … the banh mi remains undefeated as a sandwich.

New Star Wars movie idea: 12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.

Ron Funches is on this season of Traitors? Hell yeah

it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over

Rodgers and McHammer time

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily

One of my bands has a set up at WFMU www.wfmu.org/playlists/sh... For fans of rock n roll

Changed a diaper in the airport bathroom

Big news for music fans: You can use the 'volume' button to increase the amount of music there is

Taylor Swift haters, his one is for you 🫶🏻

ChatGPT keeps telling me to sell my watch to get my wife a set of fancy combs.

I think if you've released 5 good albums during your musical career you can kind of just fuck around for the rest of it

One day I'll stop smelling like latkes

Let's see how short form video promoting non serious pop punk and emo music performs on the ol Bluesky

Last year my top album was Alkaline Trio and this year it's Lunger by Stay Inside. In general my favorite new music from this year was all made by people I've been playing with and listening to for a decade or more.

As a musician I feel that knowing my limits on the different instruments I play has helped me to embrace patterns that become a style. Limits aren't necessarily permanent, either. You can practice or learn a new technique or have a friend record a part or even use midi to program literally anything.

New Episode: The Story of Hanukkah What is more comforting than a familiar story? Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...

The Best of the Worst put out a great skacore album this year

NEW MAX LEVINE ENSEMBLE IN 2025?? YEAH, KINDA! We recorded a few songs we wrote in 2011 + 2016 including one we used to play all the time. Listen anywhere: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... COME TO OUR 25TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW THIS SATURDAY AT @songbyrddc.bsky.social: dice.fm/partner/dice...

I forgot the band name "Future Teens" but I remembered they had "Teens" in the name which I was NOT about to Google

I don't know if MJ Lenderman is a band or a guy

Very few people know this but she is still waiting for her cheese.

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

✨4 seconds from every episode of Very Important People ✨

For a long time I thought he was saying "Korea"

Leaking the first We're In Our 30s single early for #BandcampFriday. This band is me (Craig Shay from Cold Wrecks and Answering Machine) and Elio (Knifethroat, God's Favorite) and we tried to write and record a bunch of goofy songs about being in our 30s. We recorded this in my basement.

The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times you used alt text

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you

Good day for this one @craigshay.bsky.social

Someone should print shirts with the logo of the old punk venue CBGBs, I bet people would like those

Reddit's AI trying to make sense of the fake chair company from HBO's The Chair Company

[Movie trailer voice] "High above the city of New L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. ONE MAN stands in their way. This Christmas, Doug Jones is Last Action Saru." *Not coming to a theater near you.* Hope y'all enjoy and have a great weekend. 🖖🏻

a surprise: I painted this at a different orientation, turned it, & blinked a couple of times —here is Spirit of the Raven. 🤍🕊️ . . #artistsonbluesky #blueskyartshow #abstractart #abstractexpressionism #painter #art #womensartbluesky #abstractartist #blueskyart #artist #oregonartist #oregon

I have released 7 albums since the last time Streetlight Manifesto released an album, and one of them was even ska

Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?

maybe i am going insane