Apple Watch! in the Warroom

6x5 for the real ones .. whatever you listen to I'm so happy it can be there for you when you need it tag yourself in the comments 🥰🎶

aw ya grl gotta flaunt that unique, RaisedWhiteEvangelicalChristian™️ -pattern of blind spots if ya got it

the 'S' in U-S-A must be for Stupidest

ope babe new four horses of the apocalypse just dropped

but the iran nuclear war program ate my following-the-law, your honor

Graham is framing bombing Iran as religious liberation. His rhetoric is fuelled by his theology.

I’m telling y’all they’ve been tryna speed-run the Book of Revelation for DECADES

Guy with ADHD: Fuck, everything really is a distraction.

new Iron & Wine record that twice features I'm With Her, let's goooo 🥰🎶

how does Graham Platner even have any foot left to shoot himself in?

Very interesting that Amy Grant released this song as her first one in 10 years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAl0... - it's a protest song that insists on subtlety. It's very very interesting coming from her since she made her name in Christian pop.

new 8m long track from American Football let's fucking go 🎶🥰🎶

outspoken Christian

dreams do come true sometimes

hell ya library, help em critically think ✊

Freeze! I'm the culturally normal -police and I'm here to- *reads off a sheet* -pwn some newbs, I think?

by letting him live in my head rent free even when he's not around

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Is This It by The Strokes

great record, album of the year level stuff for me got my tix to the show next month🥰🎶

To be clear, I have preached sermons. I have lead my fair share of worship. I tried this lifestyle on for size and it did not fit. That’s not to say I reject spirituality or faith outright. I don’t! But the American evangelical experiment can fuck all the way off.

Like, there are so many good things in the Christian tradition, and there are also so many bad things. And none of them matter to me any more than any other thing these days.

why does sam altman look like he's telling his mommy "sorry for bweaking merca's 'conomy or whatever.."

I know it's blurry as hell but I finally got a photo of the owl that hoots up a storm while I smoke

in my bandcamp posting era

The Office S2, Jim's party, where they establish that Dwight is wearing Birkenstocks "I always keep an extra pair in the car for fancy occasions" and Angela is wearing pink slippers "I got sap on me".. then you see *just their legs* moving around while they make out & you know who it is, so good 🤯

you can just pronounce J Cole 's name as "Jake Hole" and there's nothing anyone can do about it

religions will build the biggest gaudiest buildings you've ever seen and then ask to use *the government's* big gaudy buildings for their religious leaders' funerals just separate church & state and you got no problems!

A religious leader lying in state at the Capitol. Not a President or member of Congress. But a very well known preacher. Did Mike Johnson change him mind and allow Rev Jesse Jackson the honor of lying in state at Capitol? Of course not. This is Rev.Billy Graham in 2018 #ProudBlue #USDemocracy

Peter Matthew Bauer, on growing up in a meditation cult: "There's always, like *ALWAYS* sexual abuse, to the point where I have a theory that it's *primary* to the whole (cult) thing. 'Oh, that guy failed his flock' -no.. I think that's the whole point of it."

the venn diagram of "people who use AI" and "people who have a disdain for emotional labor" might be a circle

all the best people

if they’re hell bent on positing the usa as a christian nation then let’s flood congress and start from scratch

every accusation is a confession

pssh not trying to toot my own horn or anything but I've had accounts on myspace, xanga, facebook, twitter, instagram, AND now bluesky, so basically? I'm an expert on social media, AMA 💅

"The people running the economy don't do real work or face real problems, so AI seems ✨magical✨ to them They read emails, send emails, ignore emails, go to lunch, & say 'Wow! a thing that summarizes the emails I don't wanna read?! this thing'll become GOD in 2yrs!'" - @edzitron.com (from Feb '25)

fyi since I quoteskeeted it (since deleted) The Newsom Can't Read video is taken out of context, he is speaking in general about his dyslexia there are 99 problems with Newsom but his dyslexia ain't one see the thread below if you're so inclined

X-ians with art so bad it seems like AI slop, eg #47194758

Kash Patel: her kidnappers are super into the NBA but we don't know which team so goddammit we're just gonna hafta go to all the games this week oh what? it's the playoffs? wow that's crazy we had no idea..

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

6x5 for the real ones .. the last fm collage generators have been sucking shit lately but I'm still listening to alot of good stuff, tag yourself in the comments 🥰🎶

excuse me sire but Marty Supreme was my father you can just call me Martin Supreme The Second, Duke of Cotwswaldshiretown now allow me to break this brick with nary but a ping pong ball and- *winks at the princess* -a paddle *a gaggle of ladies-in-waiting off to the side snicker and blush*

*old white Norse guy protesting at the well when Christian missionaries were allowed to build a church in the neighborhood* but this tribe was built on good ol Nordic values!!

David Byrne @ Teatro degli Arcimboldi, Milan

oh wuts that? religions make a huge fucking deal about people .joining. their religion and count it and insist it's always growing and all this is *working* for our eventual takeover somehow but then they can't talk about or acknowledge the leavers or count them, they just *ignore it?* u don't say