*on post- religious parenting* . "instead of answers, I give them curiosity.. instead of repenting & suffering, I give them freedom & memories.. instead of a heaven, I give them now these days feel holy they're not missing anything at all"

use oil! you *must* use oil to prop up the egos of capitalist billionaires!

Mark Zuckerberg built a massive data center in Georgia just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Now the water pressure is gone. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are routine.

I remember when I was twelve and my bestie's dad got some home design software on his home PC and we would build "mansions" with basketball courts and movie theaters etc. that was fun but yeah I was twelve and also not the president

I nominate Jeremy Culhane to do an SNL Weekend Update -bit as The Brown Recluse Who Bit Kyle Rittenhouse

Bruh 😐 these mothafuckas ain't even trying to razzle dazzle anymore. They're just throwing shiny objects to see who follows

use oil! you *must* use oil to prop up the egos of capitalist billionaires!

new linkedin shit post up

thank you void for accepting my bullshit today

I'm elon musk'ses childhood nanny and no that account is clearly my real actual former employer miz musk

*taps the sign*

Anthony Edwards is certified COLD BLOODED 🥶 This is an incredibly difficult shot, especially when you consider the defender has an 8 foot wingspan. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

arrived today in the mail it's LP4 by American Football

spurs wolves very good phew

A survivor of the Kent State Massacre rings the bell on campus today, May 4, at exactly 12:20, the moment his classmates fell, 56 years ago.

do you get to pick which 10yrs? or

This is dark, but I think there's a darker twist to this: Schools, Foucault tells us, are always about making the kind of people that capital and state have uses for. In his days, that meant a disciplinary schooling system. One that got kids used to rigidly timed days, synchronous movements, etc. 1/

AI is kicking everything that’s good about being a human in the dick and balls, and it’s crucial that young people are equipped to get kicked in the dick and balls. proud to introduce a bipartisan bill to ensure the next generation pivots to getting kicked relentlessly in the dick and balls

If schools have money for AI, I'd rather they use that to pay teachers more

Hungarian taxpayers paid American “post-liberal” Rod Dreher $105,000 last year to produce propaganda for Orban’s regime. www.jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strang...

America's foremost intellectual

smort of Erika Kirk to dress more like a special ops sniper, that will really throw them off the scent 🫠

This product should not exist. www.wsj.com/us-news/chat...

@treykerby.bsky.social 's pose when he got a mid-show cramp

*starts the Zoom* My name is Tim.. and I'm a dopamine addict *thousands of people respond in the chat* ah yyyeah that's the good shit

2026 books thread: April

more and more trump seems like Dwight

video: I -a white person- have thought of a brand new thing, and that thing is .. standing up to the fascists!! look, I know it's a long shot but I think it might work *IF* you give white people who *don't* seem to recognize the dangers of fascism a whole bunch of your money..

Music fans are becoming increasingly uncomfortable with AI songs, according to a recent study. n.pr/4u5eReB

got those shoes nice and muddied up, just how ya wanted them, boss

The Wizard of Oz is an allegory for how white American culture has neither heart, brain, courage, or a true home, instead we follow the false golden path of capitalism to what we were promised only to discover.. it was charlatans all the way down, in this essay I will

more and more trump seems like Dwight

i took thousands of cognitive tests because the people around me couldn't fuckin' wait until they didn't have to deal with me anymore and they kept asking doctors to check on me

“Public health experts told ABC News that the combination of a strong vaccination push, people following isolation and quarantine orders and an awareness campaign helped beat back the disease.”

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

AI so good that we need new mental health terms to describe it's ill effect, yaaay

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

I wish the Twolves were healthy, but Wemby vs. Gobert - who are teammates on the France National Team -will be fascinating, especially after Gobert's defense on Jokic stood out in the 1st round vs the Nuggets

happy LP4 day!! 🥰🎶 🫴*enters the AotY chat*

The Claude Delusion

"The three of us have talked about [religious trauma & self-loathing] a lot. We all knew that we had to overcome that and how long that took. This (song) was a celebration of getting over that. For me, personally, I know it took 10 years, a decade of my life to unpack."

Russell Brand spent over a minute trying to find a Bible verse to gaslight folks with on Piers Morgan but he never found it, he gave up and settled for another "good enough" verse 😂 He's touring talk shows promoting his new book "How To Become A Christian In 7 Days:" published by Tucker Carlson 🤦