You can bum anything if you have a loose enough sphincter

I think butts are cool because we just naturally have a seat where ever we go

Grootball Stootball wins the Football Bootball

Shout-out to root vegetables and also long island iced teas

"8 inches of snow on average in Omaha? WE GOTTA POUR CONCRETE AND GET DIRT WORK DONE" -construction contractors

In case noone's told you this today - that genAI show flyer looks like shit

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Y'all, the new @gruberites.bsky.social is fucking insane. It is ALL OVER the goddamn place and excels in every direction. Do NOT sleep on it. hansgruberandthediehards.bandcamp.com/album/or-han...

The Department of Homeland Security sent Google, Reddit, Discord and Meta hundreds of administrative subpoenas requesting the names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize ICE and DHS. 🧵

It’s @gruberites.bsky.social day!!!!

I should not be trusted in an office setting, I just told a coworker/friend "I like to get my ducks in a row before I fuck em"

happy Valentine's to my wife and also weed

Impeccable Dio impression, my good Tom

Holy shit???

Sony genuinely cooked in this State of Play. And maybe saying "fuck Konami" for years actually got to their heads because NEW 2D CASTLEVANIA WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK???

there are hundreds of people in this city that have never stepped foot inside the Asian market and they’re missing out on a world of wonder

*crocker voice* FEMBOY GODPARENTS!

finally posting hole on main

Free idea for weed shop owners: if a customer can recite Big Smoke's order, throw in a pre-roll with any purchase

full contact curling

Ayyyy

#pixelart #aseprite Smol Hornet (2025)

Getting back into Clone Hero again oh no getting back into Clone Hero CHARTING again oH NO

Told y'all I didn't do it

i’m so tired of aging 2,947,286 years every time i check the news

Quote with 5 jobs you've had: 1. Car detailer 2. Grocery store deli worker 3. Door-to-door Internet salesman (it was a month and I was desperate, sorry) 4. Applebee's line cook (made my depression and anxiety explode haha whee) 5. Amazon driver

happy wiener compression day everybody

🗣️ Special Announcement 🗣️ 🌹 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, the new album from Mega Infinity out 3.3.26 on Say-10 Records “And the Crowd Goes Mild” ft @mclars.bsky.social out today 1.20 Preorder Harmonic Convergence digitally, listen, download “And the Crowd Goes Mild” 👉 Li.sten.to/mihc more 👇

Playing ACNH again, yes of course I have to reference @plasticpresidents.bsky.social even there

"just unplug for awhile"

zzzzz

Good youtu.be/Herq0r6__rk?...

The Archimedes and Ollie episode of Very Important People made me more uncomfortable than any horror media 10/10 thank you @dropout.tv

Size doesn't matter!💢 Its all about whether your dong is kinda awesome, or stupid as fuck!☠️☠️☠️

Omaha🧊sightings today: S 15th near Hickory S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats 36th & Q area (Promex)

South O, keep your eyes peeled and keep yourselves safe.

This is how we say FUCK ICE in Italian-American 🤌 We believe immigrants make our country a better place. Bootlickers are not welcome to dance with us. “Fancul” comes out on Harmonic Convergence 3/3 Live in Minneapolis ft @plasticpresidents.bsky.social #skapunk #folkdance

Bagel sandwich from Scooters sounded good. Got one. Took one (1) bite. Gagged. chat why am I like this

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Slightly diminish a game. Pretty Good Mario Iliad

YOOOOUUUUU

HOMANDER

Typh #art