I could live the rest of my life and then some without hearing another man’s opinion on Yoko Ono

every time I open Facebook it triggers my fight or flight

I have built a beautiful life here don’t get me wrong but so many of my dreams are just this

Layla is one of the coolest songs of the 70s. too bad Eric Clapton was a full blown psycho

so do we think costar is written by AI now

Things are shit out there. You know what's not shit? @gruberites.bsky.social. They just put out a new album, and you should listen to it.

It’s @gruberites.bsky.social day!!!!

nobody wants you to know this but you will reach an age where you can’t headbang without feeling pain the next day. it happened to me. it will happen to you too

a person’s favorite Red Bull flavor tells you everything you need to know about them

I fear I suffer from a case of “embarrass myself in front of musicians I admire.” it’s terminal

the sexiest woman you know will find ways to throw ass to songs nobody should be able to throw ass to

there are hundreds of people in this city that have never stepped foot inside the Asian market and they’re missing out on a world of wonder

unseasonably warm February

a little commotion for da jeans (pretend the mirror is not dusty as hell)

the thing about working mostly remote is you have to throw fits every time you actually leave the house

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Television!

the reviews are in. muppet show revival fucking whips

idk if you guys knew this but if we all used cruise control to go the posted speed limit there wouldn’t be traffic

dumprito

just found out loess hills is pronounced “luss.” don’t text

live your life in pursuit of softness or you will surely be ground down to nothing

survived January

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

Omaha, NE. 9 degrees. #iceout

extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport

Gretna is the Dallas metroplex of Omaha

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery (1997) Directed by Jay Roach stars Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley and Michael York.

if you don’t eat tofu you are of weak mind and body

tableau of a work-from-home sick idiot

Are we?

Omaha🧊sightings today: S 15th near Hickory S 11th & S 9th - Little Italy/Dahlman Flats 36th & Q area (Promex)

South O, keep your eyes peeled and keep yourselves safe.

Steelers nation. it’s joever

'Tough break with your Aunt and Uncle, but they should have complied with the Stormtroopers'

Local folks, I'm now hosting three nights of trivia weekly in Omaha! Catch me tonight at Harney Street Tavern at 7pm. That said, I can't keep up this pace, so we're looking to hire a new host to take over this Thursday gig and more future opportunities. Head here to apply: triviamafia.com/apply

Getting one of those longitude/latitude tattoos on my arms but it's dozens of digits long and it's the dates of the next thirty years of Temperature Tuesdays at Runza.

Minneapolis.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

abolishing the domestic terror group ICE is the moderate position at this point

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head. What else do you need to see?

extremely funny that Paul and Ringo are the last living Beatles bc Ringo just minds his own business and Paul lies about everything for sport

new playboy manbaby has unironically changed the course of my life

midwestern youth pastor: ranch dressing? nah. ranch blessing

thank god

Temperature Tuesday is back, you corn-fed heathens.

whoever decided that the sticker tags need to go on the glass panes of the picture frames at homegoods. I wish you a very die