new playboy manbaby has unironically changed the course of my life

midwestern youth pastor: ranch dressing? nah. ranch blessing

thank god

Temperature Tuesday is back, you corn-fed heathens.

whoever decided that the sticker tags need to go on the glass panes of the picture frames at homegoods. I wish you a very die

it’s neat how many charts about “when the horrors began” just tell you when reagan became president

romanticize literally everything in your life I’m so serious

Omaha!!! our winter road treatments are so harsh. if you have a car prone to rust, particularly a Toyota or Lexus, PLEASE take it to Gottsch’s Goo. they are the nicest people and they do the most incredible work. invest in the life of your vehicle and give an awesome local business your money!!!!!!

it’s actually insane when you’ve heard an album via streaming a million times and then you listen to it on vinyl for the first time. unfortunately the shitty record collecting dudes are right. it really is that much better

December

I treat issues with my body the same way I treat issues with my car. like, oh, that’s not normal, guess I’ll ignore it for a few days and see if it goes away but by “ignore” I mean constantly silently panic about it and obsessively google (and then panic more)

god forbid a girl catch a jolly vibe

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

they couldn’t have known but technicolor was made to be watched on OLED TVs

every day I say to myself “you need to lock the fuck in” and then I proceed to never lock the fuck in for a single moment of my life

kind of my whole deal

December

NEW: With the 2026 midterms 11 months away, the DOJ is frantically pressuring states to hand over the private data of millions of Americans. One expert speculates this unprecedented push is a "power grab and a fishing expedition...meant to undermine state authority over elections."

I love you, wayback machine

what have we learned here? perhaps it’s that no one can take your mojo.

it’s been almost 20 years. can we talk about how bad the movie across the universe is now

supermercado is taking over the Walgreens on 24th directly across from jacobo’s even though there’s a family fare right up the street and a supermercado down vinton the other way. and I say fuck that🗣️shop at mfin jacobo’s!!! fuck spartannash!!!

Omaha!!! our winter road treatments are so harsh. if you have a car prone to rust, particularly a Toyota or Lexus, PLEASE take it to Gottsch’s Goo. they are the nicest people and they do the most incredible work. invest in the life of your vehicle and give an awesome local business your money!!!!!!

new dummy head single 🫶 open.spotify.com/track/70ngqD...

I am chopped… I am unc… but I am free

no matter what you put on the curb in south Omaha someone will take it and I think that’s beautiful

optimism is a valuable tool in a war against power

2026 is the year that begins a life of never being embarrassed about anything ever again

if u haven’t heard, ya girl has the flu. I’ve missed 5 days of work total so far and has no more PTO, so I’ll be losing almost half a pay check. breathing is getting worse and i’m afraid I may be slipping into pneumonia territory as I often do. hate 2 ask but literally anything helps ♥️ 🏳️‍⚧️

I’ve been struggling to get back into Facebook for the last 6 months and turns out I just needed to download the app. Mark Zuckernut fuck you

thinkin’ about my fav day ever

tipsy in my childhood home fighting the urge to eat all my nephew’s Dino nuggets

Midwest morning

Prof fell tf off but squad goals is still one of the best music videos of the last 10 years idc

clock it

if I worked at cabela’s i would simply climb into the aquarium and give the gar a kiss

one thing about me is I’m always gonna say yes to going to the feed store

I love my big fat chungus life

Charlie Brown this, Charlie Brown that. well Linus was kind of a bootlicking bitch if we’re being honest. I think we’re missing the real story here

and god said unto thee: your 20s will be wack as fuck. amen.

I want all my beautiful trans sisters to know that cis women are also thinking of how we can be prettier or smaller or more feminine or more desirable basically every day until we die. it’s not always just gender dysphoria, it’s often thru a lens of internalized misogyny! don’t fall for it!!!!!

you think you can embarrass ME??? I’ve written BEATLES YAOI

He’s really goin’ for it boys

Our winter coat drive is back! Starting Monday November 24th running until January 5th, we're working with @legendcomicsandcoffee to collect cold weather gear for our neighbors. We're looking for clean, lightly used or new coats, gloves, hats, scarves, blankets and other cold weather supplies.