firmly grasp it

and god said unto thee: your 20s will be wack as fuck. amen.

saw someone post “I didn’t even know they had driving school” and I’m sorry because this is my privilege talking but no wonder nobody can fucking drive

mulberry season

feeling so girlypop rn painting my nails w my records spinning, reading creem. this is what life is about brother

this google AI thing is so awesome

REALISM IS NOT THE SAME AS NIHILISM AND IM TIRED OF YOU FUCKING DOOMERS PRETENDING IT IS!!! OPTIMISM IS NOT NAIVE!!!!!!!!!! OPTIMISM IS POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately I am just like other girls (writers) because no drug compares to the rush I get when someone compliments my work

anyway

not dead just needed to spend a month and a half fully disassociating

I was put on this earth to vibe tf out

Hell yeah

got cornered by teenage Mormons while walking my dog. will the horrors never cease

I love responding to the Paul McCartney text updates like he’s my friend

new Paul McCartney album, none of you contact me until May 28 unless you want to be annoyed cuz I’m going Paulmode baby

shrinkflation has hit the bomb pop

March is disappearing

it’s sandhill crane migration time text me for Crane Facts™️

today is the day. I get to see my beloved @gruberites.bsky.social again

surely massive fires ripping through America’s heartland will have no wider implications for our future food & fuel supply. just a few years after Nebraska experienced unprecedented flooding. on top of everything else going on. it would be awesome if the people in power would give even half a shit

Massive wildfires in Nebraska this week, driven by high winds. The larger ones visible by satellite. Some of photos are hauntingly surreal.

“we’ve had 6 faux springs and I’m trying not to think of the implications as it’s only mid-March” mood

Omaha musicians, take advantage of the Schmitt moving sale! this weekend and next weekend. dark times require the making of art

kismet is such an excellent fucking word

The Morrill wildfire in Nebraska has burned at least 735 square miles, and a grandmother died trying to flee the fire in Arthur County. Donald Trump is golfing today.

she’s a 10 but she licks the inside of the microwave popcorn bag

thank god for the Midwestern fish fry

they don’t want you to know this but getting that tattoo will save you

you are basically 13 years old forever. you can accept this information and live free, or you can reject it and wander aimlessly

We are raffling off this test press to raise funds for the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund of the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota Our goal: $150 raised Right now: $82.50 Grab a ticket we’re announcing a winner at 10 pm eastern megainfinity.band/merch/p/raff...

we need to talk about how Fiona was in the wrong in Shrek 2

so what is everybody doing to not feel insane right now

happy 311 day everyone. I hope it is not a beautiful disaster but it does come original

damn you weren’t supposed to agree with me

sometimes you just have to drink out of a really big styrofoam cup

unfortunately everything requires maintenance. you have to flip your mattress. you have to get regular oil changes. you have to clean your dryer vent. you have to replace the gasket on your moka pot. you have to wash your shower curtain. you have to go to therapy

I hate asking for help again. But I just received a $1300 bill for the anesthesia from my surgery last year, which is on top of being shy on my rent tomorrow. If anyone has got anything to spare… I would really appreciate some help.

Harmonic Convergence is Dani’s Mom Approved™️

Thank you to all our incredible collaborators who’s talent helped these songs thrive ❤️ @sierraplusultra.bsky.social @bondbreakr.bsky.social @mclars.bsky.social @ya-grrrl-bex.bsky.social @darkmaterials.bsky.social @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social @emilywilliamsss.bsky.social @ddross.bsky.social

A very very happy Harmonic Convergence day to YOU @plasticpresidents.bsky.social 💕 Did you know that Dani of Plastic Presidents plays trumpet on “Temperance” and “Fancul”? Check it out! li.sten.to/mihc

I’m so lucky to have been a part of this incredible album. Mega Infinity is one of the coolest ska/punk/whatever bands out there. Go listen right nowwww!!!!!

I love being alive in the 21st century. I love preventable virus that disables you. I love evil glowing box in pocket trumpeting unspeakable horrors. I love WW3

Have your day go hard AF and listen to Harmonic Convergence at work!! Li.sten.to/mihc

Tomorrow (Monday 3/2) night at 8 pm EST: Harmonic Convergence listening party live on Twitch While you’re waiting join our discord to vote on the song you’re most excited to hear: discord.gg/Hm5UNHSkzu

this happening in 2026 is lowkey embarrassing

covid round 5 has come for me.

Nellie Oleson is such a stank bitch