andy burnham going round like george clooney in oceans 11, but he's doing stuff like finding david blunkett just at his house on his own watching gb news, and big dave starts talking about machine gunning people almost straight away burnham claps his hands "you've still got it, davey mate"

That the same David Blunkett who colluded with the Sun to demonise refugees and famously shrieked "machine gun the lot of them" on the phone about a prison riot? Said towns were being swamped with migrants? Said Roma had to change their behaviour? Has Burnham just declared himself a racist prick?

Cope harder CRYER

The notion that criticising a politician is dehumanising them is so back-to-front. Holding someone to account "humanises" them because it asks them to behave in the manner that decent humans should.

i don't give a flying fuck.

meet the new Keith, same as the old Keith

Looks like a job for…

This is a dramatic escalation, far beyond the already Orwellian rules targeting support for Palestine Action. If this goes through, saying for example that: "the IRGC has performed effectively in countering American military pressure" would be punishable by 14 years imprisonment. Absolute lunacy.

my word

lol this article is the stupidest thing I've read in at least several hours

She was a deeply spiritual person and so we can take solace that she was returned to her lord Satan's side.

Ann Widdecombe, the former MP and ME, has died

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

only Americans can be *self-righteous* about corruption

Thing with the gender critical transphobic movement, they did not Gain power and influence, they already Had power and influence

Fuck the Home Office and fuck this government www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

FUCK OFF NANDY

Menon highlighted a plaque at the Old Bailey which sets out the "right of juries to give their verdict according to their convictions". (A centuries-old right.) He also told jurors six times that Justice Johnson could not direct them to convict the defendants. (Which is true.)

Bless her. I'm hoping my final form will be Toksvig-esque

Starmer highlights: -Getting repeatedly owned by a Nazi paedophile -trying to sack Angela Rayner but instead giving her a promotion - his desert island discs of Stormzy and Baddiel & Skinner - Meep Meep -claiming he doesn’t dream or like anything -Comrade Photographer’s archive of work

absolutely insane how many people are specifically saying they love #2 like these freaks won't be happy until they can give you a large electric shock every time you do something they think is bad for you

Honestly, its fucking sickening. They were convicted of non-terror offences by a jury, and the judge added a terror endorsement after the fact. It's a complete undermining of the principle of trial by jury, and it should be overturned immediately and the judge removed for judicial misconduct.

He is referring to the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Sir Keir Starmer, who is a pig, a slob, and a wretched dog

we are being governed by the stupidest ppl in our society.

My mums home town has England flags all over the lampposts raised during a racist intimidatory campaign. During it Starmer’s ministers were out saying how much they loved flags. Am I allowed to feel a way about ? I feel they were telling us to STFU.

If you do find a Labour minister using the toilets be sure to let staff know so they can be removed immediately.

just insane nonsense from a segregationist. the guardian needs to stop platforming these lunatics.

Yet u support a fascist wrestling company so....

in the latest shocking development a Fabian wants to gas the useless eaters

What is it about the transphobic Labour party that you like so much?

I need you to know I spent 20mins post-midnight on this because of you

if I'm being very honest, I don't really give a fuck about MP's being shitfaced at work for any concerns about safety or being responsible or whatever - I just don't want them having anything that they really like

incredible 👌🏻

i loathe the guardian.

lol

"The UK is claiming its.. given the US permission to only do these defensive strikes, so called, but when you ask for detail on how they police that, they refuse to give any comment.." Phil Miller from @declassifieduk.org

Do we think the Guardian would refer to Israeli bunkers ("air raid shelters") as "underground lairs"?

Objective, neutral coverage from Britain's most liberal newspaper.

He looks like he's being pushed against a pane of glass

Achtung-tied. @theonion.com

“So if you decide to eject the xenomorph into space, what’s your plan to explain to the Weyland-Yutani board why such a valuable specimen was not delivered to our research and development team as originally planned?”

every person who shows up to document ICE activity is 1000x braver than any politician or cop ever will be

getting the surgery that made that dog fuckable

Incredibly insightful analysis from the good folks at @theguardian.com, once again fearlessly speaking truth to power. Less astute observers might think that the US invasion of Venezuela completely vindicates warnings about a US invasion of Venezuela, but they'd be extremely wrong.

UK Sensible Centrists in 2019: "It is the absolute duty of the Labour leader to condemn every single bad Facebook post." UK Sensible Centrists in 2026: "Not only is it very good the Labour leader isn't condemning flagrant breaches of international law it's also extremely smart."

life would be so much easier if i never learned to read

Keir Starmer: "I constantly remind myself that 24/7 our defence, our security & our intelligent relationship with the US matters probably more than any other relationship we've got in the world and it would not be in our national interest to weaken that in any way"