it's true what ppl say, it' been january for months in both directions

Sign! For ECIs to be considered by the European Commission, each country must meet its threshold, for Ireland that's 10,080. We are currently at just under 6,000, approx 58%, so we need a big push! Belgium, Finland, France and Spain are there, let's get there too! eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#...

we're going live, we're affixing a goPro to the ladle, we're soupcasting

Clearance! At the Dick Sucking Factory Outlet

if you're mad at trump now and you're not american then your country should have tried doing more election interference. where was your intelligence service, were they posting enough fake images to x the everything app? did your country print fake absentee ballots like north korea did in 2020?

dark-eyed junco in the snow #birds

The Cow of Nutrition must be milked thrice daily. The Cow of Contrition must be shunned, for doubt and regret have no place in the Farmyard of the Warrior Mind.

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people who make city skylines 2 speed build time lapses are capable of building such impressive infrastructure and choosing the most abysmal eurotrash music to accompany their work. i like europop, but while i'm watching you build your model train set??

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

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Hup!

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got ID’d by the tesco delivery guy which is novel for me, as my hairline is in like w my ears these days. and i think i maybe was older than him. but like, ill take it. you think im in this big flat on my own and im seventeen years old. skincare works 💁🏻‍♂️

final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars

The first two hours this morning

my future nonbinary child is going to tear fiercely at montessori DJ school

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

it's basically very sexy to have a gender on purpose

jupiter is so close to the super moon right now we surely are living in space (ignore the orb)

Fun fact: the US has been at continual war since 1945 and *not a single one of these wars*, from the Korean War to Vietnam to Iraq to Iraq again, was ever declared war by Congress. The last time the US Congress declared war was 1942. 83 years ago.

Making more time for these guys in 2026

i've gotten really into watched cityskylines videos and some people are absolute artists about good road design and some people.... lets say they have other interests in their cities. i don't even drive but some of these bends people are putting in.. it's giving thelma and louise.

i'm trying to decide if i feel like writing something akin to a newsletter or if i just want to send my friends personalised long weird emails. i definitely feel like long weird emails are the future, but is it one long weird email to everyone or is it a long weird email to each person.

lotta good art has unemployed vibes. seeming like you have all day to think abt this thing and nothing else comes across rly well imo. like even frank o'hara's lunch poems - i know he wrote those abt lunch breaks from his job but his behaviour on those lunch breaks was jobless. aspirational.

it’s amazing that WD40 has the name recognition it does considering it’s got a name like that

just seen a really normal looking guy in a hatsune miku varsity jacket, out for a walk with the boys.

it's his day 😊 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merychi...

people treat hungophobia like a joke. but it's a heavy weight that some carry for their whole lives

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

Evening sky

a vision of the future

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The Red Grouse. Lagopus lagopus. A name so nice you say it twice

someone is in my building playing the recorder. badly, but persistently

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

Let’s all go around the table and say one thing that sucks dick

It is such a disorienting feeling when someone you care about but hadn't talked to that much in a couple of years dies suddenly because there is now a freshly dug hole inside of you and yet the day to day routine of your life has not been altered one bit. www.welcometohellworld.com/watertown-ma...

This is good imo, about psychosis escalated by LLMs without the emotional or romantic aspect you often see in headlines abt tragedies. someone falling into trap of intellectualisation with a flattering autocorrect open.substack.com/pub/reboothq...

i think i saw your man plummeting over the escarpment

there’s something happening with olive brine in glasgow west end restaurants that is out of this world. i’m experiencing olive martini garnishes that are close to a spiritual experience.

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC) mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

we gotta start calling people pipsqueaks again