Pride month day 10

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

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targeted advertising when ur transgender tbh

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

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good morning. my neighbor richard is on nextdoor talking like sephiroth

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Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

So annoying — getting William the Conqueror's emails again

we all got that one private ssh key

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these are getting weird

most beetles come equipped with several different types of nozzle which they use to accomplish their beetle business

Superior Properties Calumet, MI

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Blood semen hair bones meat skin nobody rides for free

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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Happy pride/many of you

these days i don't look as much like a vampire as i have in the past, but nevertheless functionally this is my life if im being real

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

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Due to a combination of an easy charm, privilege, and a poor interpersonal memory I don't believe I have ever had an enemy. I've most likely met malice in my time, but from fools, and I would never respect a fool enough to give them such space in my imagination.

happy pride month

asking the cvs employee which electric toothbrush is the best to masturbate with

it’s that time of the week again!

I'm addicted to Microsoft Authenticator app

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The person who originally saw this broadcast and took the pictures of the TV is currently the Icelandic Ambassador to the US.

He said toothpaste was an indoctrination tool to prepare our mouths for the Devil’s loads in Hell. An intriguing statement for my dentist to make and I would’ve asked him to elaborate but he had just put a small snake in my mouth to absorb the decay. Whole thing cost 25$. Can’t beat that.

all-cis hyperpop group Mr. Grungle

to clarify: the guy whose dad had his lego stolen was a sound engineer on my chemical romance's second album three cheers for sweet revenge. the youtuber was not a sound engineer on my chemical romances second album three cheers for sweet revenge

I also added some fresh new screenshots for Obscura Studio (and Croissant)

important to remember, since the press will rarely remind you, that the UK supreme court is not supreme in the way the US one is. Parliament is sovereign and can overturn or legislate counter to court decisions, they just choose not to

Massive day for the parish* *Irish Twitter 2012-2022

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the branch looks like a mummified bird

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Link to the library itself: williamzujkowski.github.io/tsundoku/

Oh neat, I found someone who made a substantial digital library static website that has a lot of overlap with what I've been lowkey working on (previously in Jekyll, now in Astro). Pretty cool use of open metadata for enrichment.