SOCIALSIT COUNTRY

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Grogu Are Dead

difficult but important lesson to learn about socializing today is that you MUST take initiative; no matter how uncomfortable it feels at first. literally everyone is passive these days. if you wait for people to come to you, you will end up feeling rejected and lonely a lot

Great how on one side we have a party of Dick Tracy villains and on the other we have a party of Knives Out suspects.

This is not a story about a club of silly nerds getting into Fandom related hijinks. This is a tale of four every damaged young men who deeply detest eachother but have convinced themselves their bonded by their love of consumption while actively making themselves miserable.

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.

Pineapple disappearing from mixed fruit cups

[worst thing i can think of to say voice] free use fred

I'm like if jesus compulsively put a punchline at the end of every revelation. I'm like if dril died for your sins

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

i cast Get Sad Thinking About Laika the Space Dog

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

So remember how the first adventure zone came out and it started as this goofy silly thing but later worked that into genuinely dramatic plot points but then every campaign afterwards started at the serious point and it just felt very self indulgent Anyway I started watching HL2VRAI

happy tdov! give trans people money.

We all seem to have forgotten one of the most truly delightful and surprising indie interactive fiction drops of the last decade. 17776 is ostensibly about football, which is why at first glance I thought I wouldn't like it. But it really makes me smile, and the world could use that right now.

CURSED ITEM: custom harry potter glock

" AHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHH."

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

this applies to many cases. if you feel your brain moving to The Bad Place please please for the love of all that is holy maintain the meat sack. and especially the gums.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

4'33" at the open mic

the Black Panthers were right

I laugh every single time I see this stupid image. The anticipation and delivery is just perfect

When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls

protest sign ideas: You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be You Thought This Would Bring You Joy If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout

operating a weed vape should be slightly harder

you ever think about how fucked up it is that king can make that jonathan taylor thomas on home improvement ass haircut actually look cool

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

BALLAD FOR BLACK CASSANDRA a comic/poem (1/🔶)

haha sucker

I Have No Mouth And I’m Like Ninety Percent Sure This Cute Goth Lady At The Party Would Be Really Impressed By My Pickle Rick Impression

This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words

Don't drown to prove you know the tide is rising

They gave Alex the Rich White Girl Sweep

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Huge innovations in the cube space lately

dino's bar and grill is a femboy hooters now

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

some of yall

"joy is an act of resistance" is not praxis and while im a firm believer that art is good for the soul even during hard times, you have got to be fucking real for a second and realize that drawing pictures is not gonna help someone who is being bombed by the US government

I must not fed post. Fed posting is the mind killer. Fed posting is the big oops that brings gestapo knocking at your door

I have no boughs and I must deck

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

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