OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

So remember how the first adventure zone came out and it started as this goofy silly thing but later worked that into genuinely dramatic plot points but then every campaign afterwards started at the serious point and it just felt very self indulgent Anyway I started watching HL2VRAI

happy tdov! give trans people money.

We all seem to have forgotten one of the most truly delightful and surprising indie interactive fiction drops of the last decade. 17776 is ostensibly about football, which is why at first glance I thought I wouldn't like it. But it really makes me smile, and the world could use that right now.

CURSED ITEM: custom harry potter glock

" AHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHH."

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

this applies to many cases. if you feel your brain moving to The Bad Place please please for the love of all that is holy maintain the meat sack. and especially the gums.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

4'33" at the open mic

the Black Panthers were right

I laugh every single time I see this stupid image. The anticipation and delivery is just perfect

When you see unhoused people asking for money what you should see is a fracturing of the social contract where an issue (housing) that should be addressed on a municipal or statuary level is instead foisted on individuals in a way designed o put callouses on their souls

protest sign ideas: You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be You Thought This Would Bring You Joy If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout

operating a weed vape should be slightly harder

you ever think about how fucked up it is that king can make that jonathan taylor thomas on home improvement ass haircut actually look cool

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

BALLAD FOR BLACK CASSANDRA a comic/poem (1/🔶)

haha sucker

I Have No Mouth And I’m Like Ninety Percent Sure This Cute Goth Lady At The Party Would Be Really Impressed By My Pickle Rick Impression

This is why we had Jim Crow instead of truth and reconciliation after slavery ended. People are so quick to absolve anyone who pays lip service to changing their mind about human rights violations instead of letting them live with the social consequences of their words

Don't drown to prove you know the tide is rising

They gave Alex the Rich White Girl Sweep

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Huge innovations in the cube space lately

dino's bar and grill is a femboy hooters now

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

some of yall

"joy is an act of resistance" is not praxis and while im a firm believer that art is good for the soul even during hard times, you have got to be fucking real for a second and realize that drawing pictures is not gonna help someone who is being bombed by the US government

I must not fed post. Fed posting is the mind killer. Fed posting is the big oops that brings gestapo knocking at your door

I have no boughs and I must deck

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

Eri

The whole "Bari Weiss tried to smother a story about American concentration camps but forgot to scrub it from international sites resulting in it being massively popular" thing really hammers home that for all the horrors we've seen this past year these people are wildly incompetent and WILL fail

Brazilian butt lift sounds like a wrestling finisher

my husband asked me what my favorite Christmas song is and obviously the only correct answer to this question is Father Christmas by The Kinks

Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable. Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate. Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.

hey @a24 we have a movie pitch for you...👇

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

Hey guys I think there's something wrong with my copy of Free Birds 2013

"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..." https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

They should release Half Life 3 the day before GTA6 comes out because it would be funny.

Why am I so against generative AI in games? Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha