like it would be objectively funny if the rapture happened before the mariners ever played in a world series

The @Mariners now head back to Seattle with a chance to win their first division title since 2001!

The Seattle Mariners are 14-1 in the Etsy Witch Era. They've swept the Houston Astros, giving them a 3-game lead for 1st place in the AL West with 6 games left. The Astros are now outside of a playoff spot.

SOS! I’m having panic attacks every day. It’s been 18 months since redundancy, medical bills are piling up. I’m living week to week. Applying for jobs every day with no ego. The Australian economy is dead. Design research, CX, customer service, QA, market research. Everything helps right now.

The Seattle Mariners are 13-1 in the Etsy Witch Era. With their win over the Houston Astros tonight, they have clinched the season series and the tiebreaker over them and remain in 1st place with a 2 game lead.

To recap, Trump signed a proclamation saying that after midnight tonight, no one with an H-1B visa may enter the US unless they have paid $100,000. However, anonymous White House officials are saying it doesn't apply to people with current H-1B visas — yet there is NO official guidance! None!

my family member works directly with H1B workers and she just got her time off canceled cuz of the goddamn havoc this is wreaking

"what is their obsession with trans people even about" cuz trans people are the free-est motherfuckers on earth! they don't want the rest of y'all getting any ideas about having control over your own fucking destiny!!

no corner of capitalism cares about your safety/comfort unless you're included in its vanishingly small circle of intended beneficiaries. fragile, infantilising fascism. you could die right in front of them and not a single bluesky mod would care! they've been helping kill palestinians for 2 years!!

The Seattle Mariners are 12-1 in the Etsy Witch Era. With their win over the Houston Astros and the Detroit Tigers' loss to Atlanta tonight, they are in sole possession of 1st place in the division *and* in position to receive a 1st round bye (they hold the tiebreaker over the Tigers).

The federal govt wants to rescind the Roadless Rule, which would open 45 million acres of public land for private interests - disrupting wildlife habitat, destroying carbon sinks, and imperiling outdoor recreation in the places we love TODAY is the last day for public comment - file yours now!!

The Mariners are 11-1 in the Etsy Witch Era and are tied for 1st place in the division with the Houston Astros. They are also about to play a final 3-game series against the Houston Astros, in Houston. So everybody give a lil' spirit bomb bump to that witch please

- That editor who constantly does open calls looking for artists every 6 months to only ignore the 100s of replies and do it again 6 months later like all those artist disappeared should be fired because he obviously sucks at his job. It’s both lazy and insulting to treat artists like cattle.

only holy trinity i recognize

interested in how this fracturing of the evangelical church is about to go (because i think it's happening)

"Quote how you paint dark skin!" and the non-Black artists jump to virtue signal goodness and inclusion. Babes, we are in objectification HELL.

telling about my current mindset that i've had ZERO nightmares about the public execution we all saw last week but more than THREE nightmares about my baseball team's playoff chances

The Seattle Mariners are 10-0 in the Etsy Witch Era and remain in 1st place in the AL West.

i'm about to sound hyperbolic to some of you but someone's definitely gonna die working for this shit

No. 54! 🔱 Cal Raleigh ties Mickey Mantle for the most homers EVER in a single season by a switch-hitter!

The Seattle Mariners are 9-0 in the Etsy Witch Era. It is their longest win streak of the season. With the Houston Astros' loss to Atlanta earlier today, they are now in SOLE possession of 1st place of the American League West. 🪄🧙

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the seattle mariners are 8-0 in the etsy witch era and remain tied for 1st place in the division

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we are 7-0 in the etsy witch era and still tied for 1st

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

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imagine if you spent years making memes of/defaming a dead Black man whose snuff film went viral across the globe. and then you ended up getting taken out. on video. while saying something racist . and that video goes viral across the globe. and your dead body becomes a meme. it's a poetic ass world

the mariners are 6-0 in the etsy witch era and are now tied for 1st place in the divison

Funny how the rules are different for the people society agrees should have violence enacted upon them.

There are people dedicated to our extermination, in their own words, and we don't owe them anything.

mariners won, etsy witches went 2/2 today

Everyone remember your Luigi lesson: They're lying about the reward and you will lose your job.

This is the way to cover the man’s death - in context of the life he led and the words he spoke. He was struck down as he was engaged in racist distraction from the issue of mass shootings. He was literally in the process of deflecting blame onto people of color.

I'm genuinely confused at so much of my feed being filled with "Don't celebrate Charlie Kirk being shot **because** this gives Trump the go ahead to violently crush opposition." Did you mean to add "faster" to the end of that sentence? Like, he wasn't waiting for an impetus. It's happening already

vaxxed?

i just...why is everyone explicitly saying political violence is bad and uncalled for after this specific event involving a conservative and not with regard to what is and has been happening bc of these fascists for quite some time now with the same level of fervor & condemnation

US president says Kirk died after being shot while presenting at Utah Valley University.

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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

The U.S. is the most politically violent country in the world habibi

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

i am definitely sending a variety of thoughts and prayers, yes