I am from the future, Gen B just calls everything "slopslop" regardless of quality

My favorite insane-but-plausible one piece fan theory is Nefertari D. Buggy

Got both my chase cards from the same pack: a second one star revavroom and the shiny mew with the dump truck ass

One really hilarious thing that happens exclusively in the Revelation route of Fates is the rainbow sage disguises himself as a old man even though his true form wasn't known to the player. Especially because his "true form" is also an old man disguise and his real true form is a dragon.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Got a third funny lightning dog, wonder if I could get a sightseer or a flareon ex for it (my chase cards)

Oro VS dudley in sf3

First time using the zard deck and it's actually funny as hell when the stars align. I had an abrupt win on turn 5 because I could get 4 energies on a zard Y in one turn

Got the best support in the franchise

got midori for the first time and I love her stupid face

Finally playing through Fates Revelation and got jumpscared by my own ass. Why is corrin just serving cheeks to all of Hoshido

"Is this anything" makes me laugh every time I read it, just a really funny turn of phrase

Hit masterball again, here's my win rate and the deck I used. I spent the first two hours using a leafeon deck with a very slightly negative win rate and after switching to magnezone my win rate was over 60% I think

Last 2 cards in my deck were both my Cyrus cards (1/380 odds) when having either one would have won the game on the spot repeatedly. Here's me before and after playing research to draw the last 2 cards in my deck. Still won though

Bro was so cooked, love how hard my deck merks the swablu igglybuff core

Recorded 2 chun li ones. I think the first one is "cleaner" but the 2nd one is kind of cool too. What do you guys think?

Finished scripting the 420 combo video volume 3. All the combos in it are "short and sweet" but it's still a lot of fun IMO

Holy whale. The shiny cinematic mew is like a 1/300 in a pack that doesn't even have anything particularly good in it.

Got a comment on this video today so I rewatched it and it's still such a fuckin banger youtu.be/0j6GbRU7wJU?...

Inventor of saltines: "you know what this salty soup needs? A salty cracker"

They finally noticed...

Me on my deathbed: "father, before I'm to die, I have a confession." The chaplain: "Whatever you want to share, I’ll listen. You don't have to carry anything by yourself anymore." Me, coughing: "I think the uwu face is cute." I gasp, then flatline

Mega Shine card comparison video is up www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaMP...

Made this in light of the latest PTCGP set

Bodybuilders will ask "is this achievable natty" then show you a picture of a crab

He is riven

"You very will-thirst for so-much the talking-on-and-on at the telephone"

Saw some graffiti in the bathroom of the hospital I work in today, I have recreated it in MS paint to show you all

If you look at a chess puzzle long enough, eventually the chess puzzle starts looking back into you

Finally watching Capcom cup and higuchi is playing out of his fuckin mind bro

Me standing just inside the pearly gates God: hey Me: hi God: you know titties? Me:... yeah? God: all me.

Other people's usernames on duolingo: literal government names often including surname Usernames on Pokémon pocket: Netanyahu and PLAY RUNESCAPE

Theorizing a deck with hitmonchan ex, Lucario, Giovanni, xspeed, igglybuff, and darkrai for turn 3 winmaxxing

This is my second god pack just from mega shine CHILL I haven't even spent gold on this one

Sentinel: *spits a continuous beam of energy* Game engine: uhhhh 5 hits!

Okay, finished my SF6 patch notes videos for the whole cast, please repost this for visibility www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87D...

He was so real for this

In all previous pokemon games, vaporeon's eyes had a reflective shine drawn directly on them, but in modern pokemon games the shine is environmental, and by looking at it from the right angle you can see its true eyes

What the fuck is this bro I literally didn't even get to play and this isn't even a difficult setup

Fucking people up with my wife Ogerpon

One of my friends said "ew, spinach" after I showed them the spinach feta wrap I was eating. I replied "if you don't eat your spinach you'll never look like this: And typing it out made me realize how I'd never ever under any circumstance want Popeye's physique

Shout outs to woodlice for not biting, stinging, or spreading any diseases, just calmly coexisting with the world.

If you don't know about the golurk deck, this is one of the easiest ways to clear the expert step up battles Just use whatever stage 1 or stage 2 Pokémon with 3 retreat are in the latest set and launch them at the opp with golurk and when you win you'll get these 3 win conditions reliably

Me getting a patient in his mid 60s for xray Me: what's the reason you're in the hospital today? Pt: ask my wife, she knows more than me

The latest pocket set has a themed god pack you can get, where you get exactly one of each shiny mega I found out by getting it

How likely each char is to get facial hair in sf7, and what I think it would be

SF5: We put a beard onto Dhalsim's default costume, and it looks so natural everyone says he should have always had it SF6: We put a beard onto Ryu's default costume, and it looks so natural everyone says he should have always had it SF7: We put a beard onto Ed's default costume, and it--