beat conquest and Candace got the killing blow on takumi

happy pride

"We should celebrate pride by having gay sex" is possibly the strongest pick up line of all time, but only works today specifically.

One of my friends hit me with this line and this is how it felt

Certified bruh moment for opp, got the turn one igglybuff KO using Barry

Happy Pride Month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Garon can be killed during his early appearance in chapter 12 of birthright, and there's unique dialogue where he leaves, I found out by doing it with my beastly azama. Amusingly the battle doesn't end even though there are no enemies on the map

had like 4x climbs to 7 or 8 win streaks for expert random battle using venusaur or blaziken before getting RNG merked, but then I finally got the 10x with the meta altaria the funny thing is expert com almost always gets the turn 1 wake from sleep but the deck is busted even if they do

edm world must have gone nuts when Levels came out

Did the emblem event and ran flygon the whole way, only ran into 2 people playing new cards (one using espeon on an altaria deck, one using the swords of justice). Won all but one match of the first 10. Flygon has a hilarious matchup against babies

Today I got called to the wrong room by a nurse and when she found me she said "Sorry, I don't know where I am. A&O x 1"

Blitz chess is 3 minutes per side, bullet chess is 1 minute per side. Bullet chess is faster than blitz chess, but blitz chess is named after lightning, and lightning is generously faster than bullets.

ER nurse 1: do you need something? ER nurse 2: the will to live

Is that--

Day 1 haul. Its smug aura pleases me

Did lab work on sada If you discarded less than three Energies it lets you take one or two. If you discarded multiple of the same type you can only take one of that type. If you brought 4 plus types you can pick three from the whole pool. Even on monotype it works like flame patch

650 dollars for a putter

She crankin my anode at 10,000 rpm, got me seein x-rays

Just me rotating the anode at 3,000-10,000 RPM using the hand crank sticking out of the x-ray tube

Some of the questions from my Radiographer continuing education seem like they're designed to weed out aliens from the general population. Like who could even get this wrong?

My favorite thing about guy Gardner in superman is the "I took a vow not to get involved in politics... It's implied!" scene is actually 100% comic accurate, green lanterns really do take a vow and not getting involved in politics really is only implicit lmao

La knabo WHAT trovi la ĉekon???

One really funny thing that a lot of people probably don't remember is that Hugo's gigas breaker was in sfxt as a hit and then in usf4 as a 1f command grab with the same animation, so during usf4 location tests a lot of people were getting hit by it and then saying "I blocked!"

This door from my work that's several inches off the ground feels like something directly out of the backrooms

Coworker: she went to NPC college, what a name huh Me: if I was gonna make up a college I'd call it NPC college Coworker: I think it's in Lakewood Me: if I was gonna make up a town I'd call it Lakewood Coworker: whole history is made up huh

One thing that's really funny is whenever I have really extreme neat freak patients, they often have in their history "ongoing meth use" like damn you don't know where that meth has been

OK here's part 2 of my pulsing aura card comparisons youtu.be/YFDO_8vy8QM

Did a 10 pick and got my GOAT so everything is fine again

AAAAAAAAA

I want the funny dog so bad bros

Assorted cutlery boxes be like "8 knives! 8 forks! 8 spoons!" as though forks don't mog the FUCK out of knives and spoons

Played a flygon ex game today and attacked twice with flygon and BOTH attacks made me discard a cyrus lmaooo. Still won surprisingly.

Finally a successful wonder pick

Shot a huge multiple xray series on a patient tonight and it turned midnight (her birthday) midway through the exam. We sang her happy birthday on the way back to her room.

Emporio: that's Anasui. He's not the kind of person who helps other people Anasui: Jolyne I would do anything for you

The guy who used the pump before me bought 23 gallons of gas and paid $135

Sf3 character difficulty tier list

Pocket has generally avoided printing exact copies of previous cards, but we actually have two new instances in this latest expansion, bringing the total to 3. Poliwag is understandable because the 1st is A-set and the 2nd is B-set, but that reasoning doesn't work for the porygons or the patrats.

Master ball and I closed it out with a cool 5 win streak :)

Before forfeiting, he played a full art korrina, and honestly I respect that. He didn't even attack.

Kartana is so funny for 1shotting deino, those decks never run cape or starting plains either

My opponent made me fight through two early game lucky ice pop rocky helmet Hydreigons which he got immediately, and when mega Sceptile actually broke both of them he timer stalled me. Stunned at the BM honestly

Feel so bad for this guy. On turn 2 I pheromosa hit his first torchic. On turn 4 I pheromosa hit his other torchic. On turn 6 I cyrused in and killed his 1st torchic. On turn 8 I cyrused in and killed his 2nd torchic. His healing card was lucky ice pop which can't be used on benched mons.

at some point you just gotta admit you're pretty nice even if that's at a mid level, who cares? you're still pretty nice at it

Sometimes I think "I wish I was better at my hobbies" Then I remember there are people much worse than me at the same hobbies who tell me they think that. And it makes me realize that the people who are better than me also probably think that. Basically you just have that feeling no matter what.

Successfully pulled off 2 wonder picks in a row then traded for 5 of my chase cards, this is such a loaded "recent card" list lmao

My keyring has three keys on it. One of them opens my front door and garage door. One of them opens my bike lock for a bike I use less than once a year. And one of them I have absolutely no idea what it does but it's been on the key ring for over 20 years.