Here’s to 2026

I am eleven burnt spheres (piled)

Last time I had jury duty it was for a Tesla lawsuit. One of the things that came up repeatedly in selection was if you call something Autopilot, folks are gonna think it's autopilot. Anyone that mentioned that idea were excused. It's wild they just renamed it to Full Self-Driving.

ACAB includes each and every Elf on the Shelf TURN ON YOUR BODY CAMS, YOU FUCKING NARCS

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

It remains to be seen what Netflix's plans are for Warner Bros but my money is Netflix just in it for the IP and has no intention on releasing movies theatrically, something they've never been prevented from.

All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.

I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.

“‘After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,’ the agency said.” By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

David Byrne

the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)

Nvidia inner monologue: "Don't say Enron. Don't say Enron..."

The theatre kids are just fine :D

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend

Oreoboros

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

Predator Badlands was a damn delight. Highly recommend seeing in the theater. I was kind of meh on the trailer, but don't let that deter you.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

ACAB

For #Halloween we are Sensei’s “a few small beers.”

This is the most Garfield that any real-life cat has ever been Garfield.

Tank Girl’s not really feeling Halloween this year.

Wait 'til you get 101 of them. Then this WILD lady shows up.

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WHY THOUGH?

Both of you, dance like you want to win!

Intuition only gets you so far, I guess

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

Every time we get a chopper circling for any length of time, I think of Brian Cox in the Long Kiss Goodnight saying of a dog licking its ass, "I submit to you that whatever it's been trying to dislodge is either gone for good, or here to stay."

anyway

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

What makes LLMs work as a business is precisely that all this text is decommodified, free. As they themselves say, they'd have to shut down if they had to pay for their trainging data. Yet all that data is the product of human labor. This cutting edge of capitalism rests on a substrate of communism.

Are you kidding me right now? This is the last thing we need. KOSA is back no thanks to Senator Blumenthal who is working with the GOP and bringing in Republican Senators to convince the House to support it. Please, CALL GOP House leadership and tell them to keep opposing it!

The people that don’t disclose they got Covid at an event are the same people who’d hide a zombie bite from their friends. The people who’d laugh about that… eesh. Anyway I have Covid! Me and about 20 other people I know of. If you were at Fantastic Fest this week, think about testing/isolating.

Sooo I was at a coffee shop and the girl in line behind me decided to ask if I’d heard about Jesus. In the United States. In 2025. “I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Powerful image from @thewhiteline.bsky.social, especially when considering how many of these large SUVs are being driven around kids near schools and in neighborhoods

You KNOW they have a padlocked freezer in the garage

Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

Filmmakers, save all your shit that's on Vimeo now!

The White House Press Secretary, the official spokesperson for the Trump administration, told reporters in an official briefing that the president wants to invade "every Democrat-run city" with troops. Any media still pretending that this is about "crime" is making a conscious choice to lie to you.

This should be illegal.