OMG, now I want a bunch of Twin Peaks style skits with Orange Cassidy investigating. Damn fine cups of Prince Nana coffee. Mina Shirakawa being sexual at stake holder meetings. Julia Hart and a log.

Three Woof Moon #aew #art

Is that a tennis racket? Cornette, you little shit!

Is that a can of Monster by the bin? OMG it was @awfullywaffly.bsky.social all along!

In another world, AEW would have been booking this guy for the pre-show

OK, so Jon Cruz came up to Andrade with Don Callis already on facetime... Or did he? What if it was an AI deepfake, prompted by MJF to trick Andrade? I couldn't see the fingers, but the hair was wrong. #AEWDynamite

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Yeah, they're going for a 3-way TLC aren't they? I don't overly hate it, but it is also just nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. #AEWDynamite

Can we get some unified music for Cage and Cope please? I know everyone loves to sing-a-long-a-lingus, perhaps Mikey Ruckus can make some sort of cool mashup? #AEWDynamite

Love a Nick Jackson "LUCHA LIBRE!" squeak! #AEWDynamite

I want to know this Schiavone lore, why has he disowned his children? Is it because they watched WWE instead of WCW? #AEWDynamie

Andrade has dug out his old Sega Master System 3D Glasses #AEWDynamite

Ayyyy! I'm glad that's why Mina Shirakawa was trending #AEWDynamite

I too want to see Speedball and Marina going ham on the carnival punching bag machine. #AEWDynamite

I assume the Champagne under the ring is the legacy of Danhausen's contract and they forgot to tell the ring crew to stop setting it up. #AEWDynamite

HOOD UP! TITS OUT! #AEWDynamite

DOOT DOOT DOOT SPIBBAL!! #AEWDynamite

Swerve as EVP of Video Games? What games would he commission? #AEWDynamite

Swerve with the nice shiny pants tonight #AEWDynamite

Luchasaurus smelling the gasoline like it's an old friend. Because it is! #AEWDynamite

Fucking hell Darbs, if you want to see God, I've got some DMT for ya #AEWDynamite

Camera Operator: "Ohh a Glory Hole!" #AEWDynamite

Crowd aren't really into this Darby/Gabe match at all are they? #AEWDynamite

Mentally Ill != Straight Jackets you fucks. #AEWDynamite

"SWERVE! Let's play a game of Risk!" #AEWDynamite

"That's what I'm talking about!!!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! People say MJF is the heel you love to hate, but Yuta far surpasses him in this category #AEWDynamite

Ex! It is widely accept that Wheeler Yuta with hair looks like a little baby deer, not a sheepdog in an oil slick. #AEWDynamite

Oh hey, remember when Bruv and Kenneth were going to join up and fight the Deathriders? #AEWDynamite

Ommmmmmm, he said a swear #AEWDynamite

Aww, we bloody missed you too Bruv #AEWDynamite

Oooohh, Trenty Tits main event? #AEWDynamite

"Do not sleep on Blake Christian" Yeah, I joke about Blake Christian being "Ospreay at home" but he is actually very good and has some unique, mid boggling moves

It's Bruv vs Temu Bruv! #AEWDynamite

Not sure the Wayne Brady spot needed a highlight on the recap, but whatever #AEWDynamite

Iiiiiiiiit's THURSDAY! You know what that means! Usually some sort of shitlib seees that AEW is trending and starts getting all snobbish. But for now, let's watch #AEWDynamite

Kim Justice on Aja Kong vs Manami Toyota? Yes please! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJq-...

Was excited about the new snooker game for PS5 but the frame rate is terrible

Recent commit message: learn how to spell neighbors like an american

YOU NEED SATAN MORE THAN HE NEEDS YOU!

Resizing Microsoft Word a joke I have about an image

Flip side - Who's the wrestler that you love, that everybody else hates. Mine's Jericho. Dude can reinvent himself on a dime, can't wait for him to come back to AEW with a loud HI GUYS!

Mark Quen. Generically flippy dude with steroid nipples. At least Zay has his girlie scream before he eats shit. Quen has... coat tails? Also Silly String is a shit move

It looks like you're telling a joke about Microsoft Word. Would you like help?

I've got a kinky network joke, but it only works with switches

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

Saying that we have to go back is just a ploy by Big Dharma

"We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe"

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Playing bottle flip! ボトルフリップしましたっ☆