oh, weird, she met two different standards to use the name “joanna” on the ballot and your whole crack team couldn’t figure that out about a fellow party member? or did you really just want to be sure it was in the papers she’s trans &, with our names & all other things, trans people are deceitful?

Karl-Anthony Towns since the premiere of The Devil Wears Prada 2 —17.3 ppg —13.0 rpg —7.5 apg —7th + 8th triple-doubles in Knicks playoff history —3.6 blocks+steals/game —62.1 eFG% —74.0 true shooting% —OffRTG 130.1, DefRTG 94.7 —plus/minus of 84 in 125 minutes

John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis...

FDR’s Fireside chat on March 9, 1937 explaining his proposal to expand the Supreme Court stands up surprisingly well. “We have reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself.”/1

Absolutely extraordinary. The Democrats conceded *nothing* and got everything they demanded. They said no ICE/CBP funding, and that's precisely what happened. In other words, they did not cave. At all. But the GOP did—completely.

really good @dkthomp.bsky.social overview of the data on modern parenting www.derekthompson.org/p/why-do-ric...

Wemby spent the summer with the Shaolin Monks and you can totally tell

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

that’s right @govpritzker.illinois.gov do it

what the end of the VRA is going to do in the south is a moral abomination it is also not going to be enough to keep the house in R hands this fall given the environment we’re looking at, but it’s going to make it a lot harder in the future the Dem gerrymanders need to get more extreme

Holding the line worked. Forced the GOP to eat some poop, sounds good.

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

My idea on this is to make an ordinance creating a standard of proof for these parking tickets that includes anyone who submits pictures of the violation to 311. Send them to traffic control and issue tickets if there are pictures and automatically time and date stamp the submission.

An Atlanta suburb learned Flock was using livestreams from a children's gymnastics studio, a pool, and a playground in sales pitches to other cities. Residents are furious but the city renewed its contract with Flock anyway: www.404media.co/city-learns-...

EXCLUSIVE: "The Jeffrey E. Epstein Fund for Women's Athletics" Harvard University didn't disclose the pedophile's donation in its audit on his university ties — or to the female athletes who “never asked to be affiliated with this monster.” Part I of our investigation 👀 youtu.be/V1JclWYNwHQ?...

I'd go further. This SCOTUS isn't democratically legitimate, but there are other sources of legitimacy: legal/rational legitimacy is also available to courts that abide by the rule of law. But the Roberts Court doesn't even have that. It is *categorically illegitimate.*

reporting economic data but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with the totality of our economic system

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

AOC tells PabloReports that the reinstatement of the agent who shot Renee Good is a reminder of why Democrats should not give ICE and CBP a dime. AOC: Every single person that that man encounters is in just as grave danger as she was in.

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This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

It would incredibly funny if whomever was reviewing her claims saw her name and was like why do I know that person and Googled her and then just started denying everything

We are three home wins away from another major trophy. Love the young guys, but it’s time to play starters only the rest of the way. Prioritize the Open Cup starting right fuckin’ now. #Crew96

Austin FC Fans Start "#MoveTheCaps" Campaign www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

I always take these sorts of anonymous online anecdotes with a grain of salt, but this one rings largely true (even if it is possibly made up). Move a club — even threaten it — and you reveal the whole endeavor is nothing but a billionaire’s plaything(s).

This is how the United States Department of Justice writes now.

Obviously one’s first instinct is to point out that Bill the Butcher is the villain but let’s not forget the detail that he is literally in a cuck chair in this scene

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

mmkay

This is a joke but seriously I have to take pills daily for the first time in my life and I am absolutely terrible at it

That’s a terrarium

i…would be pretty concerned if my kid were a fan of those

This guy posted this comment on X.

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

I am cancelling Hasan Piker because watching someone else play video games is weird. Just play them yourselves.

hahahaha fuck

great day to be on both apps

Man, this is absolutely huge, and I cannot believe Trump gets to claim it. There's no reason Biden's Justice Department couldn't have done this. Or Obama's!

no i’m not

The "strongly oppose" coalition of "oh is there a sportsball" libs and "Bud Light tried to turn me gay" cons. For real, pandering to sports fans instead of franchise owners could be the best way to smuggle class solidarity into American politics. Gotta actually commit to it though

Fits with my comparison of AI to 3D printing. You aren't going to have big date centers that do all this in the same way we didn't have giant regional 3D printers that replaced every factory. We have a bunch of hobbyists with cheap (ish) home models that use them to print doodads and gewgaws.

This is funny. Someone actually posted something like "being anti AI is elitist" and, buddy, do I have news for you. The only people who will be able to continue use this shit are the dopes who got hooked on the free taste and are willing to drain their bank account to make mediocre code

yeah i dunno if "its pretty good at coding now" is gonna cover that

This is insane, tinpot authoritarian shit. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/22/u...

Hell yeah

Officer I have a different way of calculating blood alcohol percentage

Not a chelsea fan, but I’d do it for a month. I would never have to work again after that. Yeah, I would be a failed Chelsea manager, but two weeks later, there would be a new one already. So everyone will forget me instantly