ok water calm down

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

lmao why

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

Bloody hell, just reading that Anthony Head's wife passed away too, just 6 months ago. Their poor daughters. R.I.P

When people ask the very sensible question wtf do people drink freeze dried coffee the answer is because Anthony Head made a lot of people very very horny

RIP Anthony Head. Best known as Giles to many, but to me he’ll always be the Nescafé man ☕️

By Jim Benton

Featuring this Eurovision hit for Spain

The Vinnie Jones doc reminding everyone what a pair of cunts him and Fashanu are.

Greatest post of all time.

A young man in the cafe with his laptop open appears to be working on a script called "IRA Ninja".

oh god I've completely lost it at this

Bat Dog got the right fucking hump.

We live in hope.

"we're going in a new direction"

Looks like I picked the wrong day to distribute lasagne in my hot air balloon.

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.

The endless pain of being a Spurs fan. Dreading the games later. 😫

So close kids. @benwillbond.bsky.social

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

I love a good clever headline but the gravy is too rich with this one …

There’s a rogue “O” in the book title

An amazing advert! www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...

Then pay more. Twat.

Today marks the 78th anniversary of The Nakba, meaning “catastrophe” in Arabic, which began in 1948 when over 750,000 Palestinians were forcibly displaced from their homes, with hundreds of villages destroyed, and tens of thousands of people were murdered. The Nakba never ended.

#MasterChef has gone all Bushtucker Trial.

Huh ho, yes! @liznugent.bsky.social

When you have a balcony and a curious cat.

Attenborough sits up in his armchair on Friday and casually tells his family he was the Zodiac killer as he blows his candles out.

sign o the times

The Eighteen Ronnies

Nomination charm of a raging boner.

If I couldn't love @gracedent.bsky.social anymore, I've just witnessed her wearing her hair down 😍 #Masterchef

Tory MP Victoria Atkins says Keir Starmer should ban pro Palestinian marches, which she says are marches of hate & breeding grounds of antisemitism Supporting Palestinians, opposing Israeli genocide & apartheid, & calling out our govts complicity. None of that is antisemitic

Why are teenage girls such fucking, nasty bitches? I will never understand why they have to tear down other girls, who are clearly struggling. Makes me so fucking angry.

A very happy St George's Day, to all who celebrate.

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LOL.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

One of my 14 year olds eating Colin the Caterpillar: "Yes! I got the arse. Not as good as the face, but it's still pretty good."

As a 53 year old man why do I still pretend to use the force when I enter a building with automatic sliding doors?

This fucker's trying to build his own army.

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

'Thrash' is worse than 'Jaws: The Revenge'

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person