So many press calls where he’s half way through a door. Like he’s answered the door to a charity drive or the annoying neighbour. Weird.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, as always. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy79...

Vince Gilligan though.

New video from WW2Headquarters - Al looks at the Churchill Tank! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnO...

A large knot of Italian soldiers at the hotel buffet this morning, adding to the kinetic confusion, the sudden halt by the eggs, the pausing by the beans . Plus, two solid blokes, clearly carrying, with earpieces in my corridor, staring me down. Very exciting morning.

Stranger Things Day, though, yeah? Yeah.

Please stop piping music at me. Stop it. No.

Ryanair have beautifully perfected the narrow pain of air travel. The machine check in, the small bag checks, the lack of legroom and overhead space, the constant enforced selling of sh*t. Profit above everything. End stage capitalism in full bloom.

Good News Bears.

If the aliens come it will be Ben Stokes who greets them. He’s the best of us. #Ashes #Fifer #Itakeitallback

Everyone now… Where’s your Head at? Where’s your Head at!!!!?

Given the cricket I may have a whiskey.

Never not astonished by the lusty morning holiday drinkers at airports. It’s 07.30 guys. Some fellas here three pints deep. The day hangover alone…

Come on JOFFRA!

Has anyone on here set up a Hive heating system without going insane and wanting to destroy the universe and everything in it?

Does…does anyone fancy a pint?

Absolutely loved this and by coincidence am slap bang in that space where the voice is telling me ‘no’.

Air travel is mostly waiting on stairs isn’t it?

@herbssnoof.bsky.social and a very happy birthday to you. At ease. Feet up, kettle on.

Too many moving parts, man. Kin ell.

Tough enuss.

Super busy hotel buffet breakfast solo dodge dance this morning. Kinetic.

David Cross folks.

Friday night though? Yeah?

Phil this is the best news! @louiestowell.bsky.social this is my entry for Good News Friday (also the audio book nomination)

Delighted to say me and @benwillbond.bsky.social are up for an award in @thespeakies.bsky.social for the audiobook of Loki 4. Wish us luck in the best children’s audibook category! www.thebookseller.com/news/the-bri... @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social @wfhowes.bsky.social

THIS MORNING AT 11! I'm up and plotting what I'll paint on the window. See you later! And thanks to @benwillbond.bsky.social for his advance vocal contribution to the morning's entertainments.

Bye Mandy. Bye now.

London! London-adjacent people! If you'd like to come and say hi and get your Loki: A bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos signed I will be at The Children's Bookshop on Sat 13th, 11am. I will also be painting their window... @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social #UKKidlit #Edusky

Finals!! #Hundred

Imagine being able to bat like Perrin. Wonderful. #Hundred

Just astonishing batting #hundred

Perrin & Litchfield: The Northern Exterminators.

James Gunn, though. Hmm? Yeah.

“Goodness knows the garden needs it!” The rain spattered heavily on the sill. Miriam pulled the patio doors shut, realising it would soon be September again. Where had the year gone? She shivered slightly against the sudden chill. “Some tea, colonel?” #procrastinatingwhilewriting

It’s a Bally shame the Captain never showed off his prototype Limpit Mine (code named William) but I enjoyed it all the same @benwillbond.bsky.social youtu.be/e7OHLaUQDcs?...

9500/10000! Lego #bbcghosts only needs 500 more votes to become an official product! Support this project to make this brick-built Button House a reality! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... @benwillbond.bsky.social @lazbo.bsky.social #Ghosts #lego #Buttonhouse #horriblehistories #sixidiots

After much protracted discussion, the bench has been officially named Judi.

There has to be a German word for sitting still enough on a family holiday that they don’t notice you and you don’t spend any more money.

Oh hi there. Wondering if there are any GCSE teachers on here who follow me?

I miss Graham Thorpe.

Come on Jacob! Here we go…

Say hello to my brand new T-shirt collection. Find them here gailmyerscough.co.uk/t-shirts Which design would you like to see next?

Shall we all just go for a pint then? Dear Lord my life is unravelling at the hands of these robots.

Lovely article about Paul. I’m delighted he’s found his way out of the ‘glass box’. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

I have such a backlog of friends’ books to read this summer it’s daunting and also a stark reminder that I haven’t written a book.

I take my hat off to the enshittifiers of PS5 who have made it IMPOSSIBLE for anyone but NASA engineers to understand their operating system.

Help Ian and these budding fimmakers reach their target! www.spacehive.com/projectQR/an...

Joffra, though. Hooray for Joffra.