This Saturday 12th July I'll be marching across London with the London #IC to raise money for @FinleysTouch We will be taking in some of the city's #WW2 sites. Join us if you like! And please donate if you can – link below 👇 www.justgiving.com/page/sunraym...

🍺 Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv – ON SALE at 10am 🗓️ Sun 15 Feb 2026 | From £32.50 For the brave, bold, crazy cats, book rows A-E to be part of the ‘Splash Zone' 💦​ ponchos & more will be included! 🎟️ Book at tinyurl.com/3377rws6 @almurray.bsky.social #AlMurry #Comedy #Comedian

On the 200th anniversary of the foundation of London University, and 63 years after the Beatles recorded 10 tracks in one day, the disappointment of my failure to get Oasis tickets will be assuaged. Et tu @equusonthebuses.bsky.social? @almurray.bsky.social

The summer of Guv is here! ✌️ Tickets to my brand new tour are on sale NOW via the link below. Cheers! ☮️ 🎟️: thepublandlord.com

Time to play some proper music… ✌️ Sign up to my mailing list via the link below for first access to tickets to my brand new tour! 🎟️: thepublandlord.com/mailing-list

Want to be part of the Splash Zone for my new tour? Sign up to my mailing list via the link below for first access to Splash Zone tickets! 🍺 💦: thepublandlord.com/mailing-list

My brand new tour, All You Need Is Guv, will be on sale Friday 27th, but you can get early access tickets to the best seats in the house (including the Splash Zone!) on Wednesday 25th, if you subscribe to my mailing list via link the link below. Cheers! 🍻 🎟️: thepublandlord.com/mailing-list

The summer of…Guv? Sign up to my mailing list via the link below for priority access to all future tour dates. 🎟️: thepublandlord.com/mailing-list

Always good to see an old friend in the audience… 😂

Britain’s defeated every single country in the world, here’s how ☝️

The kids can’t hack live comedy these days 😂

Happy Star Wars Day!

The truth about the American Dream… 🇺🇸

I have to say I absolutely loved this book. Top job @almurray.bsky.social and James Holland I think there’s a lot to be said for a collaborative, essay based book, hopefully there will be more of the same.

How the British got their name 🇬🇧

The English haven’t lost a war in 1000 years! Happy St. George’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If hell was American… 😂

Why snooker won us WW2… 🎱

🤣🤣 legend

We need to fix the kids…

Why English should NOT exist!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Why English is the BEST language!

The problem with politicians…

Every bloke pretending to enjoy Guinness today… ☘️

Happy Paddy’s Day! ☘️ But please, put the stout down…

The French can’t get out of this one…

I see all is going beautifully at Reform Towers @almurray.bsky.social.

Pub vs Church… 😂

All the world’s problem caused by…men? Happy International Women’s Day! #internationalwomensday

Let's make it 1814 again, eh, @almurray.bsky.social

Happy St David’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

This job is in danger… 👀

Why Einstein was NOT a genius…

A little worried that Colin the House Dalek is getting too many invasion and tactic tips from this excellently researched book from @almurray.bsky.social

British drinking rules 🍺 Happy National Wine Drinking Day, you know how to celebrate 😂

The secret to getting a Valentine’s date… 🤮

British thinking is the BEST in the world 🇬🇧

A great couple of nights for the Highland IC. First @almurray.bsky.social with the Gordon’s in Aberdeen and then the Seaforths in Inverness. ‘Highland Divs’

The truth about being British…

Jesus was a great bloke 👍 You can see me live on tour by getting tickets via my website.

@almurray.bsky.social Dear Al. Always loved your comedy, have seen you a bunch of times live. Just wanted you to know I fucking LOVE your @wehaveways.bsky.social podcast. TLDR: You, Jim, John and all your other guests have brought WWII to life for me. Chapeau Sirs and Madames.

Teaser for @almurray.bsky.social and the We Have Ways folks. The IBCC Digital Archive has just taken in a collection of photographs of D-Day, Market Garden and Varsity. Lots of gliders, tugs and DZs... There's a wizard one of a Bridge too far.

Great show from @almurray.bsky.social on Thursday night at #CreweLyceum non stop crying of laughter from the Pub Landlord. Definitely see again when you come back to Crewe #allhailfortheale

Jesus was a great bloke 👍 You can see me live on tour by getting tickets via my website.

Igor models the SplashZone™️ catapult exclusive to SplashZone™️ ticket holders www.thepublandlord.com

What to build? Achilles? Greyhound? Hellcat?

The problem with Nigel Farage… 🇬🇧

Part 3 of my #wehaveways pod on the female SOE agents with @jamesholland.com & @almurray.bsky.social is out today! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/w...

Just finished The Cauldron by Zeno. An amazing story about the battle of Arnhem during WWII, described in such detail as to make you feel you are there, whilst being very happy that you actually weren't! Big up to @almurray.bsky.social and all at WHW for getting it back in print. #booksky