Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.

Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."

It’s Eighties movie night again, and we are subjecting Stepson to the one, the only… WAR GAMES!

The reason I work so hard now to support parents is because I was treated like shit for becoming one. I was told I didn't deserve FMLA leave. I pumped working at my computer, but got in trouble for asking for privacy. My officemate got in trouble for relocating with his laptop during those breaks.

Alien: I see you invented capitalism. Impressive. Humanity: *puffs up chest* Alien: I mean usually species that do quickly also invent genocide and nuclear weapons and... oh you did too? Recently? Well, we'll come back in a few years and say hi if you're still around

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

The funny thing is that the air suddenly smells amazing. All the sages got whalloped and had their leaves bruised, so it smells like sage and frost.

the louvre heist appeals to all generations- pink panther, muppets, minions, all of us can enjoy the hijinks

one least once Matt Walsh recorded a video in his car musing on how fertile 16-year-old girls are and it really bugs me that this isn’t brought up to his face constantly

I swear, the only thing that brings my cats running faster than a can opening is when I attempt to do something while sitting on the floor.

If they can arrest one guy following National Guard troops and playing the Imperial March there's only one thing to be done. Have full marching bands following National Guard troops and playing the Imperial March. www.acludc.org/press-releas...

Couldn't even find it because my searching was just showing a LOT of articles about how the facade is at risk of rain concrete on the heads of unsuspecting pedestrians, which is actually terrifying.

I know way too much about this building but it’s just because it is SO FUCKING FUNNY

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

Spotify is refusing to pull their ICE ads. If you haven't already, please consider boycotting them

Dinosaur with good teeth can be easily identified as a Flossiraptor

The US froze aid to Colombia Much of which is used to fight drug cartels Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels

Did the East Wing have a SCIF?

I was reflecting this morning on why I love the cartographic community so much: Map makers are often competent technology people but they have too much invested in art, the humanities and the sciences to ever be "techies."

Did you know that if you dig around in the default PowerPoint themes enough, you can find some with a bunch of cool 3D dinosaur models? Definitely using these for the presentation I’m doing at the next department meeting

Happy about this agreement but let’s be clear: the “challenged industry” is Broadway shows making record profits while the people who make eight shows a week happen are struggling to keep up with the cost of living in NYC But glad an agreement was reached and strike averted!

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

But everybody's scared now. Even if their missions are going well and still funded, they're terrified that sticking their necks out to talk about good news will invite decapitation. Never mind bad news or mission challenges. That former generous openness to happily chat about missions -- it's gone.

So . . . How much did the program save Americans overall due to the drop in recidivism?

Like sure the NRA is only really committed to defending one really specific trans right, the right to own as many firearms as we can fit into our living spaces the same as cis people, but that's one more right than the Dems are committed to defending so here we are.

Why would it be? Can the king even dance?

for loafing

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Little man hid the spray bottle (his nemesis) before going where he knows he’s not permitted— he’s also learned how to take the nozzle off and hide it, too…

Cartoon by John Darkow.

Also, if anyone wants to 3-D print the whistles, the Beta 5mm one one here is really loud, flat enough to go in a wallet and has a strong loop for a lanyard. Been using orange for visibility. www.printables.com/model/495173...

The miracle of Effin' Birds is that I had to submit all the comics for the 2025 calendar by June 2023, so I wrote this joke somewhere between late 2022 and early 2023. I remain a shitty Nostradamus. (Get your 2026 calendars right now at eatf.art)

Every one of these statements he should add on “What’re you gonna do? Vote for a Democrat?” Just to rub really rub their nose in the shit

The PDP-1 Can Sound Hauntingly Beautiful The chiptune music scene is largely rooted in the sounds of the original Nintendo Game Boy and the Commodore 64, while still welcoming a wide range of other hardware under its general umbrella. Still, few chip musicians show up to a gig hauling a PDP-1.…

Folk acting like that Senate election in Maine is tomorrow. That shit aint til JUNE!!! That’s PLENTY of time to find somebody else to make cheesy Michael Bay-esque campaign ads doing pilates squats while a flag waves in the background. It’s the rape-apologist Nazi or NOBODY?! Are y’all okay?!

No joke, it is an elegantly simple test and anyone who fails it simply should not be taken seriously in the future, full stop

We are being erased in real time, our history, the laws created to protect our status as citizens. Emboldened white supremacists disparage us openly & on TV. The President calls us low IQ.Our Dad & Moms are being kidnapped by ICE in front of their children. We will not ignore a Nazi tattoo. No.

I can relate to this because I parallel parked so poorly yesterday a homeless person stopped to help me

Is Godwin’s law still a thing? Or have we blown right past it?

More like:

Come on, University of Texas. Just reject the damned compact already!

Even the car industry knows that cars are actually terrible at providing fast and reliable transportation, especially in cities, so they have to convince you that just spending time in and around them is worth the expense and effort.

I just think autumn is neat. 🍂🍁

Happy World Wombat Day! Sound on to listen to the very soothing munching noises of this chonky wombat...

Wanting to make remaining employees “more load-bearing” is quite an explanation for laying off 600 people

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

Ngl, seeing “you’re holding the nazi tatted racist white man to impossible standards” as a Black woman, aka the demographic ACTUALLY held to impossible standards, pisses me off deeply. The bar is so low for them and they still can’t clear it, but we’re “ideological purists” for pointing that out.

The Water Carrier — Eugen von Blaas, 1887

Last week our local humane society took in 28 cats from a woman who had gotten in over her head with too many litters. They require a lot of care to get them healthy and adoptable - please consider a donation if you can! www.hsccvt.org/donate

and to be clear: NOT because he's so far left. It's ALL vibes. One of the main reasons Mamdani is doing so much better is that he seems to genuinely like & get along w/almost everyone. That used to be considered GOOD in politics!! What the hell, people.