today I’ve seen 2 brand new “anti-Trump” accounts pushing this book and other obvious scams

I would simply hit a homerun and win the game right now

I would simply not swing at Skubal’s low-and-away change

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remember when Andy got hit so hard that he lost his British accent?

they gave Juan Guaidó a Nobel Peace Prize?

Obama spent 8 years trying to appease conservatives at every turn and the result is that they’re more out of their minds than ever their only goal now is to drive every ounce of liberal thought from every institution in the country and force the rest of us to be as miserable as they are

and no one will watch it nobody asked for this

HeavinIsFun dot com is a great URL

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y’know Jesus had a whole thing about how actually it’s bad to pray performatively and he was just talking about in front of a crowd, never mind recording it to post on social media

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tired of all the things

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never forget that these people are all enormous fucking losers who hate it when anyone but them has a good time

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you can tell how important their mission is because after getting minimal pushback from people nearby (and probably getting winded in the struggle) they give up and run away clearly not rounding up a hardened criminal who needed to be taken off the street for everyone’s safety

people going “hey now! Jesse Singal hasn’t broken any rules so he gets to stay!” weren’t here when the dev team moved heaven and earth to keep one guy off the site because they personally didn’t like him because of a post he deleted before they were even aware of it

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randomly thinking about the time @wrenispinkle.bsky.social’s sister brought a ziploc full of soggy, homemade boiled peanuts to a baseball game

where all my states rights libertarians at? where my 10A stans?

remember in 2020 that old man in Buffalo who got shoved to the ground by a cop and hit the back of his skull on the pavement? and then Biden said “we don’t defund the police, we just train them better” and did the rah rah yay cops thing and now the feds are acting with impunity too

boy, they just really want to punish EVERYONE, huh? there’s 330 million people in this country and a handful of rich freaks decided we all need to suffer just because

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I was told “abolish ICE” and “defund the police” were too radical but I guess what’s happening now isn’t radical so it doesn’t need to be stopped

this has been my worry since the election last year, that Kamala said “fascist! fascist! fascist!” and it didn’t work so now the consultants will tell all future candidates not to say it even when it’s accurate

the vibe I get from Stephen Miller is that when he yawns a bunch of spiders crawl out of his mouth

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71 sellouts and the Pads reward the fans with 3 mediocre performances at Wrigley and a long winter not sure how these guys look themselves in the mirror and think they deserve the level of support they get

congratulations to the 2025 Padres for winning another Accomplished Nothing But Looked Cool Doing It Award

I guess for the second year in a row the Padres will end their season losing 2-0 in a game started by Yu Darvish it’s like poetry, it rhymes

can’t believe what a huge freaking loser this dude is now

I’m going to read the last word of every book I come across, if it’s a word I like I’ll go back and read the first word and if that’s a good word I’ll keep going until I find a word I don’t like and then I’m done with that book forever

as someone who grew up conservative in the ‘90s it’s still very strange how much these dudes love to swear then again they’ve dropped every other pretense of American conservatism aside from the fashy bits

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RTing because at no point this week did I see this reported on. The powers at be want us to feel alone and isolated. You are not.

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of course Dodgers fans got mad, but Jurickson Profar was a real one last year when he said (paraphrased) “no, I don’t give LA’s pitchers any credit…it’s our job to score some runs and we fuckin failed”

good work, losers

Mike Schildt talking the other day about the team’s “unfinished business” the other day was laughable and is a hundred times as embarrassing now don’t tell me these hitters were itching for redemption if they’re just gonna get their pants pulled down again

tedious is the perfect word for all of this like I got shit to do, man I’m just trying to make it through the day but I also gotta worry about Bozo and the rest of these clowns setting everything on fire just because they can

Hegseth is reportedly crashing out in wild manic episodes and demanding we double (no! QUADRUPLE!!) our missile supply so…that dude’s on coke, right?

wonder what the 2 Girls, 1 Cup girls are up to nowadays

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it’s cool that we all get to watch everyone else go insane in slow motion while we also go insane in slow motion

they made a whole-ass Star Trek movie about rejecting toxic nostalgia, even if it’s painful to accept anyway, Tom Pool might be one of the dimmest bulbs around

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