I want to get shot with a bunch of those black, sticky, inflatable ball things from The Incredibles until they cover my entire body so I can just chill in my own personal little void seems like that would be relaxing

meh

still just the One Joke, huh?

this day is too nice to spend it arguing on the internet

having to play your 2x Platinum Glove winner at a different position to accommodate other players is such a failure of roster construction

at some point journalists decided that the public knows politicians lie all the time and therefore there’s no point challenging them when they say things that are obviously not true (or, if they are true, actually make them look worse)

more dumb garbage for babies, completely ignore middle-aged fans

we should send all the crypto billionaires to Mars

part of what I loathed about Ready Player One was the notion that in a virtual world where you could do and be anything you wanted the nerdy population of that world would be so dull and uncreative that they would just default to the IP they liked when they were kids

John Fetterman, one of the most powerful people in the world, is your least-favorite uncle who won’t stop forwarding you Breitbart articles on Facebook

finally watched Black Panther 2…more like Black Panther Too Long!

government-funded Nazi groups

btw those military weekend hats MLB wore the other day looked awful it’s so dumb we have to have like 4 special hats every year for The Troops because the people of this country are out of our minds

I believe it was @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social who created a site that would pull a set number of random photos from across Livejournal every time you loaded the page I found a lot of cool, funny, and interesting stuff that way

that’s why they all wear the cheap shoes that don’t fit

he basically came up with the Tony Stark in Avengers 2 plan…everyone is 12 theory is undefeated

sold something on eBay and found out they’re going to hold my funds for a full month, which I don’t remember being the policy in the past they put my money in a little money jail :(

they’re just tearing the copper out of the walls Dems who think things will snap back to normal when they win the White House in 2028 are delusional the America we were all born into is never coming back

why would Schumer (75) and Pelosi (86) want to open that can of worms? remember when they were wheeling around the corpse of Dianne Feinstein?

Polis looks like a corrupt judge in a mafia movie who still gets gunned down in the street even though he got all the mob guys off

and I have a 0% chance of voting for Newsom

I’m at the hantavirus pandemic I’m at the ebola virus pandemic I’m at the combination hantavirus/ebola virus pandemic

you should always be yourself but don’t be annoying about it

he thinks China has a right to Taiwan the same way he think the US has the right to Cuba oh, there’s a little island nearby? why shouldn’t a big, powerful country take it if they decide they want it? anyway, wonder what he thinks will happen to the chip market is they invade

was Drake ever considered “cool”? like I know people liked his music, but was Drake as just a guy ever actually considered cool? he always seemed like a great big dork to me

imagine journalists insisting in 2015 that libs and lefties *needed* to be on 4chan to bring alternate perspectives to the /pol/ board that’s what they’re saying when they say people need to be on Twitter now

Elon Musk should be locked into one of his self-driving Teslas and then we all just see what happens

“no socialist country has ever been successful” seems like this one would be doing fine if the most power country in history didn’t decide that their 10 million residents needed to suffer for no good reason

this dweeb is trying to position himself as a Tucker Carlson or Bari Weiss type, but somehow lacks both the brains of Carlson and the charisma of Bari (please note I am not saying Tucker is smart or Bari is charming)

hope we one day find out who’s bankrolling Patrick Bet-David’s show because there ain’t no way that dud’s organically bringing in the kind of money he’d need for that operation

you cannot make me care about Shohei Ohtani’s dog

if a guest starts using your toothbrush? sorry, gotta let them

Biden said he’d send people checks and then said “actually, the checks with Trump’s name on them…those count as my checks”

when Michael Phelps was at the height of his powers all anyone did was talk about what an athletic freak he was they did whole segments during Olympic coverage breaking down the ways his physical proportions made him uniquely suited to dominate at swimming

“you can’t buy food because gas costs $8 per gallon and the guy who directly caused that just stole $10B because he felt like it” sure would be a good message for Dems throughout he summer

in this day and age it should be a basic human right to have access to reliable information I should not have to spend every waking moment of my life fending off liars and scam artists

who are these people? what makes them more qualified to talk about this than the “experts” they’re so mad at? which “experts” said people “had to” protest? what are their names? gotta take a shot at teacher’s unions…over a million people died, but yeah shame on them for not wanting to get sick

this might be true if the billionaire who owns Twitter didn’t have his thumb on the scale the algorithm determines what type of posts get seen and I don’t buy that more lib/left voices would balance out all the open white genocide/race science/Holocaust denial talk going on over there 24/7

“if Democrats retake the House” in other words, voters have to overcome MASSIVE obstacles just to eek out a slim majority or it shows they don’t want it enough and we may as well not bother I fucking hate this guy

they just keep parroting “the referendum was successful, the people made their voices heard” NO IT WASN’T! NO THEY DIDN’T! millions of people said they wanted something and then like 4 guys were like “no” and Dems predictably just shrug I’m losing my mind

someone should ask Sam Altman if we can harvest his body’s water to help run a tiny, tiny, tiny datacenter like a datacenter for ants

this is the guy some in the media are already starting to position as the successor to Trump

it brings me some small comfort to know that Chuck Schumer thinks his only job is to make sure Democrats keep supporting Israel and he knows he fucking failed

remember when he covered up a police murder?

“someone should relocate you to Hell!” was a really funny reply I saw on IG recently

just paid 40 bucks for half a tank of gas and that soggy bitch wants a billion dollars for his fancy party space

and yet I bet at least half of those same Republican men think they could take a black bear or a cougar in a fight

remember when this guy said he couldn’t have had sex with the girls Epstein was trafficking because Dersh and his wife have “perfect sex”? can’t wait for him to kick the bucket

why didn’t he just shoot the spider with a gun?

stop asking Trump about the pope