and remember…we’re gonna beat these people

I’m going to disappear for a bit, but it’s been planned for a while I’m okay and life is good be back soon take care

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once again tapping the sign

readiness is knowing how many bullets and vehicles and stuff you have and where they are and the best way to get them to where they need to be but the guy in charge thinks logistics are a bit fruity, so to compensate he has to move big tire

oh fuck oh geez oh fuck oh geez oh geez OH GEEZ

I guess now that the baseball season’s over I’ll catch up on all the news I missed over the past 6 months

I’m sure the plan which is totally real and for sure exists is a fantastic plan and maybe it’s almost too good and that’s why they don’t wanna tell anyone about it

they all already went? why would they not go when they all did already? in what universe does Mookie “pull a Jalen Hurts”? why would he?! he already went! he went because he wanted to be in the same room with Trump laughing along as he rambled about Democrat senators he hates! absolutely delusional

If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me

congrats to the Dodgers, I guess

the Dodgers winning the World Series and then the LAPD moving in to immediately start tear gassing and beating the shit out of fans who are trying to celebrate is like a Simpsons bit

way to go, losers

no Kershaw, no Treinen…Dave Roberts is a coward who will not see the gates of Heaven

who do I pay and how much do I have to give them to ensure I never have to see Jon Gruden on my TV again?

I’m honestly too confused by “fake MySpace profile in 2025” to even be upset some guy whose salary comes from our tax dollars was paid to make this and I have no idea who they think they’re owning here

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centrist Dems LOVE being like “we told you Donald Trump was bad…we tried to warn you!” and like yeah buddy we knew also you were not Keeper of the Secret Knowledge

pretty tired of all the fuckin Nazi shit

only positive about the Dodgers winning tonight is I found more Dodgers fans to mute

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lotta things to hate about the Dodgers, but chief among them is that doofy little shimmy they do when they get on base

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homeboy’s been Catholic for 10 minutes

fitting that Kat Abu got indicted on the same day reports came out about Garland pausing the Trump investigations for the midterms it’s almost like only one side cares about norms?

these guys shorted carrots and put the rest of their money in stick futures

took the royal family way longer to get rid of the pedophile guy than it did to drive away the prince who had the audacity to marry a black lady

oh dang, wonder what he did

“please don’t terrorize our citizens for 2 whole days…we’ll even help you look for criminals after that” weak stuff, Pritzker really pathetic

please stop showing me Jason Bateman I simply do not need to see him every the Dodgers do something

if the Ellisons mismanage Paramount enough maybe I can buy the Star Trek IP on the cheap like Ben Collins did with the Onion

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boy, they just really hate black people having jobs that’s what this whole thing is about

*tapping the sign*

lots of politicians keep saying we need to let Sam Altman and Elon and others do whatever they want because otherwise C H I N A might win some imaginary race to do…something bad like, is a machine that tells kids to kill themselves and/or asks them for nude photos really going to stop China?

next they’ll indict Kat for dating the Onion man

we need an opposition party that will say and never stop saying that this regime is evil

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seems like a bad sign when a judge has to explain to the head of a militarized police force that he can’t shoot teargas at random kids walking to a parade

Bill Gates? close personal friend of New York Financier Jeffrey Epstein? that Bill Gates?

my MLB.tv keeps randomly jumping back to the Schneider at-bat from last inning and gives me no Jump to Live option I love that they continue to make this app progressively worse!

send in Ohtani to pitch as a lefty couldn’t be much worse than Kershaw and the other two guys they still have available

Blue Jays deserve to lose for that bunting tomfoolery

I would simply not swing at Sasaki’s splitter

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why do that when they can save the juicy stuff for a book they plan to publish in 3-5 years?

my favorite part of every episode of Weird Little Guys is towards the end when @socialistdogmom.bsky.social apologizes because the episode you’re listening to will actually be 2-4 more episodes because she went down 8 different rabbit holes she never anticipated and it’s actually a much longer story

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Joe Rogan has been on the same trajectory

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