What are all these movies with sex scenes people are watching? I honestly haven't seen a decent sex scene in a movie in years.

What the fuck is he saying?

Gold Glove for a reason!

And Gene Hackman with the greatest cameo in movie history. #TCMParty #YoungFrankenstein

Teri Garr in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN…RT if u agree.

"Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals." "Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good." "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

I didnt realize You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown had such a marvelous score.

I honestly think it was cool how for the Freedom 250 concert they symbolically had one attendee from every state

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Director: Mel Brooks

Almost impressive how the Blue Jays keep finding new and heretofore unheard of ways to lose.

The Seattle Mariners are the most entertaining team in MLB if you're willing to meet them where they're at (routine catastrophe)

Emmet Sheehan day All of his gloves say “K ALS” Strike out ALS What an incredible sentiment to have on a MLB mound each time 😭 #EndALS

Seeing some accounts on here being a little too happy about Supergirl bombing. Can’t you be normal instead of thinking this is the end of superhero movies? That comes later this year when Doomsday bombs

What is the weird needle drop in Supergirl?

I was gonna say, don't EVEN talk to me about bad needle drops unless you've seen It Chapter Two and Joker.

apparently there's a weird needle-drop in SUPERGIRL but no needle-drop in cinema will ever be as hilariously out of place than "Angel of the Morning" in IT: CHAPTER TWO so please remember to cite the monstrosity

It’s not even noon, it’s a Sunday, people are at church, give it time

Happy birthday, Mel Brooks. I'd like to see you get another hundred. <3

The people in hell want ice water

The Producers (1967) Director: Mel Brooks

Movie quote from 1966 The Professionals: Bad guy: “You bastard.” Lee Marvin, with impeccable delivery: “Yes, Sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man."

You've boney'd your last m!

This is gonna be the best sex you ever had or my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher

Fucking BULLSHIT. Boycott the LA Olympics. It's going to be this kind of garbage all day long. Fuck this. We're embarrassing ourselves globally.

I just got back from Pride and to nobody’s surprise we didn’t have this problem!

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

The success or failure of an entire team should not depend on the performance of one guy.

Wow, what did he do

Just as an aside, home plate umpire Alex MacKay has been challenged seven times in this game and been overturned six. Would have been seven of eight if Joc Pederson hadn't turned before tapping his helmet. #Bluejays

liberate yourself of the idea that anybody cares

On my second helping of fast casual shrimp. I know what you're thinking. Just how loaded is this guy?

If the world made sense, no one would have invented Dr. Pepper.

egirl and podcaster boyfriend

Sean Keys follows Alejandro Kirk's 500th career hit with his first career hit - a ground ball single to right field. The heartiest of Mazel Tovs to the kid! #Bluejays

MY BOY!!!

Can students pick the Bible passages they get to read in class?

Mel Brooks birthday is June 28, 1926. It is tomorrow. Not today, not yesterday, TOMORROW. 😁💖

Imagine basically having any song ever created at your fingertips and choosing to listen to pop country.

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This is kind of ridiculous. #Bluejays strategy lately is get down by a bunch and then rally when the bullpen comes in. Quantrill leaves, and bot5 starts Clement double/Pinango homer/Gimenez bunt single. #Jays down 6-2.

Yeah, good call.

This guy is one of the many creeps who worked to get these people into power, if you see him ask him when his Netflix special he filmed last year is coming out

No pressure Sean Keys but you need to save this team and this season and this nation, go get ‘em tiger.

I’m not thrilled that apparently the secret to success in basically every field right now is “be really good at short form video”

Hi, so this is abusive. If someone is doing this to you, please get away from them as fast as you can.

Usually the opposite happens, actually.

That Jesse Watters nonsense this week absolutely cooked my brain. I've known a lot of men in my life. A LOT. And never once have I had a conversation that went "Oh, man. She's fucking hot." "Yeah, but she's bisexual, though." "Ew, gross." Like ever. Like ever ever. WTF are we doing here, Jesse?

I saw American Idiot era Green Day & I think the cops expected the crowd to be a lot rowdier than they were after because they had loads of police horses between us & the tube station except they ended up with a horsetop cop with a megaphone yelling "Stop. Stroking. The horses. Get. On. The train."

Sometimes I think Philip Seymour Hoffman was just really good and then I go back and rewatch one of his films and holy shit what a performer. We lost so much.

While no woman deserves the harsh scrutiny, I do find it absolutely hilarious how much energy chuds are expending this week trying to convince me objectively attractive woman is unattractive actually. From Jesse Watters to rando El Neckbeard Supremos, these guys just universally fucking suck.