Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.

Why should I watch something that a director didn't even bother to make?

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

i gotta say one more thing having worked in animation for years now, calling this "animated" is a fucking mortal insult. completely get fucked. animation is a creator thoughtfully and painstakingly giving something life. this is fucking nothing compared to animation

Which SAG voice actors, specifically?

People who think Mexicans can only look one specific way are more racist than they imagine, in my opinion. Like, just being so completely oblivious to the ethnic diversity in that country is a pretty bad look.

"At press time, sources confirmed the Safdie parents had taken Josh aside and reminded him that any Oscars he won would need to be shared with his brother."

Also, the worst actor in every Quentin Tarantino movie? Always, always Quentin Tarantino.

Parents Of Safdie Brothers Don’t Care What Oscars Say, They Liked Both Movies Equally https://theonion.com/parents-of-safdie-brothers-dont-care-what-oscars-say-they-liked-both-movies-equally/

“Jo Nesbo’s Detective Hole” should not be a Netflix series, it should be a dive bar frequented by cops and crime writers

Avengers: Doomsday will be the “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” of superhero movies.

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

To avoid the frankly childish comments everyone is making about the title they could have called it HOLE DETECTIVE with a comma after the first word

Just a reminder that I’m not interested in seeing pictures of people or shapes that you think I look like, I absolutely promise you I get nothing out of it

(Colin Mochrie on Whose Line) Hi, we'll be right back to Jerry Van Dyke, Jerry Vale, Jerry Lewis and Jerry the cartoon mouse in Anton Chekhov's The Jerry Orchard, in just a second.

I love you, Bruce.

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.

So much of what's happening right now, not all of it, but a lot of it, is just residual racism from everyone that was pissed off about a black president.

Schumer folds more than origami. Except at the end, he’s not a paper bird, he’s still just an asshole.

Law enforcement officers have always been unmasked in this country until ICE started wearing them last year. *That* is the departure from norms. *That* is the step too far.

This side headline in THE MUMMY'S TOMB is way more intriguing than anything going on in the actual narrative.

“Robbie! These Spider-Man nudes go on the front page! Of my HEART!” —JJJ

Cartoon for @newyorker.com

This is how I feel too.

I don't know, I kinda think law enforcement shouldn't have secret identities.

Conan: Growing up, who did you find funny? Mel Brooks: That's a good question, I don't think I'm ready to answer it at this point in our relationship.

you didnt blow my mind but you gave it an okay handjob

Gaiman is the worst because his stories are incredible, and yet he is GONE. Just blew up his career. Pure garbage.

I know a guy who works at the same place I do who looks just like Mr. Belvedere, and I just needed to tell someone.

Remember how we got, like, 15 years of comedies that were just FUNNY NAME: JOB DESCRIPTION.

i think it's neat that stephen miller was handing out licenses to kill to every federal agent a few days ago and now is like "erm, it appears some of our officers did not follow written protocol"

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

Great movie

They wore yellow stars to complain about vaccine mandates

literally laughed out loud

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays." "It's wednesday, Homer." "WORK!"

Pop Crave not using the word "stuns" is like when Hideo Kojima logs seeing a movie without commentary

Whats really funny is this is exactly how The Incredibles starts.

So it's decided: Every documentary will begin with the subject getting miked in a sit-down interview, idle chit-chat with the offscreen director, and then cutting to the title card after they ask, "Have we started?"

Soon, winter will be over and the Age of Baseball can return once again.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

"'Listerine kills millions of germs on contact.' Now me, I don't want anything to die in my mouth."-Redd Foxx

do widths also wuther? or is it just heights?

Manslaughter Honked At