*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

the term "control freak" is a hurtful slur for people like me who just love to step up and take control so someone stupid or weird doesn't wind up with it

they gotta be trolling me

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Explaining Fat Fuck Friday to my mother as if she found weed in my dresser.

Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her. This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.

replace rfk jr with this guy

MUGENs allow people to explore little-known MK side characters, like Too Much Eye Contact Sub-Zero.

Morning

"i can merge those layers. there's no real reason to keep these ones separate anymore"

i like unlocking ONE (1) of my daily sketchbook comic posts a week. Here's the one people liked the most from the past week www.patreon.com/posts/147975...

I've been making Counter-Strike 1.6 backports of 2021~2023 era Global Offensive wingman maps for my small friend group of players to play on. Just got done with my own de-make of de_crete, originally created by Quoting.

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

*arcade stick slams somewhere in the venue and someone's like FUCK* the venue:

@jonbois.bsky.social I found this chart on the NewYorkMets subreddit by the user u/cm012776 Thought you might appreciate the style of this beauty.

Shadow Dancer is the second game in the Shinobi series. Maybe. The identity of the main character changes in every release. Arcade: n/a Mega Drive: Shinobi Japanese manual: Hayate Master System in game: Fuma Master System instruction manual: Takashi (inspired by @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social)

I'd still really like a replica of Latch's hoodie.

“Truxton! Axelay! Get in the car NOW. You know I have to drop you off at lacrosse before Silpheed’s recital!”

Wandering the City (Fully Inked/Colored commission for @glitchaston.bsky.social! Thank you so much!) #art

When Jersey is as far east as you're willing to go

Reminder: If it’s not an RSS syndicated audio program, it’s not a podcast

Gee, I'm sure glad I managed to grab some RAM before the price hikes.

I hope if posting exists when I die, people will post "she got a good grade in dying" and so on. get creative with it. but I want you to know that I will think it's funny, and not disrespectful. I'll be clicking whatever we click for Like then, from beyond

animals really got it all figured out, man

🙃

Desperately going up and down the stairs to find a place to go to the bathroom where no one can make eye contact in what appears to be a Goldeneye multiplayer map

i actually got an insider source who gave me a trailer for smash ultimate's fighter pass 3

For your edification and amusement, I present to you the Romanian cover of Stephen King's "Under the Dome."

NASCAR reverting back to the Chase format from the god-awful-terrible-shitty-bad Playoff format was a really cool surprise today, but I won't go back to being all-in on following the series until they remove the caution flags during stage breaks.

Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again

Drawing Leona for her birthday over the years ←2022 ★ 2025→ #Leonaheidern #KOF

Green Bay Packers head coach John Harbaugh.

Some cases might warrant this reaction, it’s true, but I think people have settled into the habit and now use it to strangle conversations in their crib rather than welcoming new people into the fold of knowledge of these things.

There’s this kind of holier-than-thou tendency to dismiss people’s observations of the world coming apart at the seams by referencing past evils and derisively sneering, “Where have you been?/You’re just now noticing this?” that I think is almost never constructive or helpful.

thats my boy. i love him www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxv_...

"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too

Counter-Strike bang-and-clearing will never not be fun.

Speed Racer (2008)

AMIGA!!!

Streaming some SSX 3! Will eventually de-rust All Peak Race runs, but first I need to faf about and make new autosplitter images. twitch.tv/heyimtg

FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY

Stop the set, that guy's updating the supercombo page on his phone

Fiiine, guess I’ll be nice to myself then ADHD resources help.adhd-alien.com

Right? YouTube’s hit upon one hell of a scam this time.

"I wish I could do magic.' "If you have no magic," said the witch, "it's because you've used it all." "I've never done magic." "There's one spell most can do instinctively - turn back time. It only works once, it's so big it burns up all your magic." "I've never! If I could, I..." "Would have?"