TGIF

Every time I see this room it blows me away anew how fucking ugly it is

Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

The Rizzler of Antiquity was Tutankhamun

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This guy looks like one of the night terrors I have

THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

There are no words for how evil this is

New Crash out. Mamdani is bad because the literal mafia doesn't like him.

I don’t get having a Mr Beast theme park. Does he have any characters, any animal pals, any beloved mascot, is it just going to be that rictus grin staring at you as you get diarrhea from a terrible churro that’s blue for some reason?

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Sandwich man leaving court

the speed at which RFK books it out of there is incredible

Gremlins are only able to come back because Hulk Hogan is gone now. Say what you will about him, and yes what a complex and problematic legacy, but the fact is he stopped them 35 years ago and I simply don't believe that it's a coincidence they're coming back now.

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

They counted on making Chicago mad and provoking violence but what they did instead was viscerally disgust any human with even the slightest sense of morality and it’s not gonna go the way they want

perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

going to a big experimental show at the fancy DIY house

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice

Had to share this from twitter just because

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

donald, this is your political advisor, and i am advising you to keep calling republicans chumps

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

every british person on my timeline a few years ago: VOTE FUCKING LABOUR me in pittsburgh pa, 2025:

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

I hope you’ll all join me in wishing Cuomo a very happy

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

how it feels