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Thames Water boss addressing shareholders on its half year profits of £400 million

yeah we’re gonna have to think bigger than “wealth tax” when it comes to Elon. My proposal: he spends the rest of his life in a prison cell and his personal fortune is seized by the government and used to fund an expanded USAID

it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.

You’ll Be OK

Blue Prince (2025)

understand me

Unlike the debunked “millionaire exodus”, Britain’s young workers really are leaving in droves— 174,000+ since March 2024. The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us. 🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

Conrad tested this and I think Where Winds Meet is the worst game in the world.

1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here? 2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

"I produce 10x more than I did last year but still make the same money. And the machine I now use eats human fingers. Who the fuck is benefiting here?" Not a difficult issue, not a weird position for a person to have.

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The argument for doing this is wild under any circumstances but saying it would be to tackle a backlog at a time when you are arresting dozens of people every week for protesting genocide The writing is on the wall and yet people still take this shit at pure face value

Anyone else thinking we were fleeced with this ‘top human rights lawyer’ as a PM? Man couldn’t spot a war crime in a paper bag

It makes me feel insane seeing fundamental rights overturned with zero resistance and little more than a shrug from many

when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages

This cross-pollination IS how new ideas happen. EVERY field needs humanistic thinking, that's why they call PhDs "Doctors of Philosophy"

you can tell AI is the future when the only way to boost engagement is by tricking users into clicking on it ('continue' and 'try it now' both open the Gemini sidebar)

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I named my fists DUNGEONS and DRAGONS because there are many other fists, most of which are more suitable for whatever you want them to do.

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.

Your weekly reminder that the Michelin Man has a name, and it's Bibendum.

You’ll name a thing that we used to have and suggest we can just have that again and centrists will tilt their heads to one side and mew “how will we pay for it?” and I’ll reply “tax the rich more” and they’ll go all “the princess is in another castle” n shit.

Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Let’s do it as a funny joke!!!

Christmas at the BBC

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street

Surprising no-one, Wake Up Dead Man was fantastic!

it’s funny how when people who own big houses are alive they had nothing to do with its value, but when they die their kids shouldn’t have to pay any inheritance tax because they worked VERY hard all their lives for it

KIRBY WAS A PLACEHOLDER THAT CEMENTED HIMSELF IN THE DEVS HEARTS USE A LITTLE BLORBO SOMETIMES

The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

What a great headline

This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever

A remarkably decent lineup for this fundraiser on Dec 4th, if you're in the vicinity of London town: www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/lo...

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