Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

im always saying this

apparently it takes a real "high-skill nation" to come up with things like Starlight Tours, and burying children beneath the boarding schools that murdered them so sick of smug self-congratulating Canadian pricks jerking themselves off for only being the second biggest asshole in the room

"MORE COFFEE PLEASE" https://bonequest.com/9706

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

if anyone, man or woman, wants to run a marathon to prove they can do it faster than me, i say go right ahead: i'll still be sitting at the computer when you wanna tell me how it went

Q. Bee cannibalizing

I don't know whether to blame Merriam or Webster, but one of yous is a nasty bitch for this one

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

It turns out to be hard to accept that someone's actions are toward a different goal than your own. Like, journalists and pundits can watch a guy dousing gasoline all over an orphanage and go "what a fool, that's not how you feed orphans, look at the genius over here, thinks people can drink gas"

Pre social media people used to make websites for Dougs to hang out with Dougs! Same for Shirlenes, Geoffreys, Susan Parkers... I dug up a bunch of them on the wayback machine (thread!!!)

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

work work

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

🚀🚀LITTLE ROCKET LAB IS OUT NOW!!! 🚀🚀 4 years of development, finally available on Steam and Game Pass store.steampowered.com/app/2451100/... RTs unbelievably appreciated!! <3

man's got a tiny little Sweet Bro/Hella Jeff mouth on him

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

doug and the holy grail

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

rise of the machines

Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive

Truly chilling.

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

Decided to try out Mastodon; currently going through all the customary setup common to all social media.

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

sound on

the youtube vs yt-dlp arms race is hilarious, because of how lopsided it is. on the one hand, you've got a company with the GDP of Denmark who has about a manhattan-project's worth of developers they can assign to this. but on the other end, you've got every bored or annoyed javascript hacker.

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

sometimes Vtuber fans are more entertaining

Warrior is a solid choice, but I'm gonna keep maining Gunbreaker

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter." whiskey, good women bad but maybe it's the other way around

Some important info on Kaleb Horton and his writing for MTV: as I learned, he'd reupped the Merle piece on his site earlier this year, but otherwise his 2016-2017 work there was scrubbed and long unavailable. Happily, I was able to find a Wayback link with them all. Share, read, and remember.

ken sent me this please enjoy

Always some snot nosed kid who wants to lift up my rock every weekend and observe me squirming wildly in the harsh sunlight

Geralt died

fb ads crazier than ever

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died