My neighbour told me Iranians keep downing his aircraft so I asked how many aircraft he has and he said he just goes to the military industrial complex and gets a new aircraft afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding aircraft to Iranians and then his treasurer started crying.

Oh so now copyright matters.

Megadungeon: The Movie! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hjd...

thanks to the power of the cloud, you can now wait many minutes before a single query even starts, all for the low price of several orders of magnitude more than an SQL database

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

Just let people work from home if they can you dicks.

people simply love it when you storm out of the gates to support an illegal war, then lecture them about personal responsibility after it makes their lives worse

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

Australian TV for the past 4 decades:

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

I wanted it to look like CLAYFACE had a hammer for a hand, but it looks like he's on his way to work

Culture war losers simply don’t know how to play along. If a kid says he’s Spider-Man it’s your job to pretend to be The Green Goblin instead of like…thinking they’re insane?

there's an app for this now

The Jetsons lied to us

They were trying and failing to get people to subscribe at $20/mo and each 60 second video was costing the company $15-18 in costs to make. That’s it, everybody, right there. That’s the Economics of AI. Visionary stuff.

if Anita Bryant was still alive and promoting Florida orange juice, you couldn't pay me enough to drink it. how is Harry Potter any different? here is a timeline of JK Rowling's transphobia: web.archive.org/web/20241225... & here is where her HP money is going: www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

Lockdown gave us a LOT, didn't it?

This is as glorious as you'd expect.

also there's just this very, very simple fact: trans people's lives matter more than your nostalgia

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Is anyone else’s vampire constantly trying to suck your blood while you’re asleep despite training, obedience school, etc? I got bitter apple to put on my jugular, a holy water spray bottle for when I catch her, nothing has worked. I don’t want to send her to a high-stake shelter but idk what to do

Hot on the heels of the electoral commission removing First Nations electorate names and the government passing emergency legislation to change JCU's governing council to stop them renaming the university, the Courier Mail is now mounting a full-throated attack on First Nations naming and language.

For like the fifth time in my supposedly volatile career as a freelance artist have I outlived another dumb fucking fad manufactured by losers

It's totally true that there is explicit demand for this from students! But it's also interesting that the actual content - statistics and computer science - are not appealing to the same applicants, because the foundations of AI are obscured behind a frictionless user experience

“It’s inevitable” “you can’t roll it back” “you just have to accept it”

To the bro Trekkies who went online to declare Starfleet Academy "not real Trek" because a Klingon was gay or whatever I hope every time you vomit for the rest of your life, I hope it's all glitter.

“Where we’re going, we don’t need nipples.”

Congrats to all the assholes who shit on Starfleet Academy, which had the best first season of a Star Trek show in franchise history, white supremacist homophobic Paramount has cancelled the show and you won and now there is no Trek in production Do you feel like winners? You assholes

These guys are giving “no, she doesn’t let me see the kids.”

In 2015 I wrote a short story called The Electric City where 3 autoworkers won the lottery and bought Detroit, and the only way they could get gov’t funding to fix the city was by requesting antiterrorism funding to protect Detroit from Canada. I thought it was a funny joke.

Star Trek reboot under the Ellisons.

ALP fan when they’re criticising someone: debate is the bedrock of democracy. Every critique is an iterative refinement of our political culture ALP fan when someone criticises them: this guy is a WORM. I took the liberty of finding his ADDRESS on the electoral rolls. Let’s bash him with CLUB LOCKS

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

Rest easy, Sam Kieth. 💔

when the creative director comes into a morning meeting talking about "changing some things" and the great game he played over the weekend, you should get to run him through with a bat'leth

Agile has clearly failed, we must adopt a new production methodology: Klingon honor

they'll be convenient enemies regardless of what they do, that's playing out in the states right now. you can bend over backwards to appease fascists and it will never work, because their whole ideology is irrational and premised on the idea of purging enemies. they need enemies to function

Totally exonerated! no wrongdoing!

spoken to a several people about this now and every single one of them said they "felt bad" for the RBA because they "only have one lever to pull" and holy fucking shit we're doomed, we're never going to push back against anything in this country, we just love the fucking boot so much

this is killing me lol

Calling it done #40k #oldhammer

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

Avgrund double drop at the Pit Trap Shop! Two art-dripping releases to enjoy as the world collapses. ⚔️ DOODLES BY NOHR: the spiritual successor to Art by Nohr. 200+ sketches! ⚔️ AT DEATH’S END: follow three lost souls to the edge of the apocalypse in this MÖRK BORG graphic novel.

The real reason for Australia’s teen social media ban was because they feared that a legend would rise up to inherit his will, continue his mission and become the new king.

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift