Proposing Overtober, for those tired of every fucking month being forced into some thematic splooge or something.

Actually convinced the Rapture thing DID happen, just not to the undeserving.

Artists, quote with something silly

I told the officer that the suspect had a face like lost poetry and gave off the fragrance of the night and that the movement of his limbs had the hither-thither ramble-jamble of a nation at a crossroads and that's when the officer tazed me right in my fucking throat.

Charlie Kirk talked about empathy being a modern invention (nonsense) but while we're at it, The Rapture as it's seen in modern amereichan society wasn't around till the 1830s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture See also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_D...

I just backed Invincible – Superhero Roleplaying on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/119... Year Zero Engine Supes? YES!!!!

After the trashy rolls of the last few sessions of Pathfinder that lead to the death of innocent souls, it’s time to bring the champion back to the table: the mighty Player Slayer, the swingiest of dice known to man and monster! Many have fallen to the sound of the sound of its thunderous throws!!!

Alright? Who's the asshole who said "Things can't get any dumber"? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

love me some mando, but that trailer is... weird?

They're cutting a very beautiful tree down across the road. Big too. I think its roots system was playing havoc with the local sewers, causing a lot of damage and repairs, but sad to see such a wonderful organism get taken apart and ground to dust.

One of my favourite corners in the universe.

new package from Free League arrived over the weekend. I daren't open it for fear of the sparkly distractions that will derail my brain.

New NIN Tron Ares soundtrack great. Perfect for a rabbithole deepdive.

ooOOoo

If you liked Jack Black as an incompetent white man in the jungle in KING KONG, if you liked Jack Black as an incompetent white man in the jungle in TROPIC THUNDER, if you liked Jack Black as an incompetent white man in the jungle in JUMANJI, then you'll LOVE JACK BLACK as an incompetent white man i

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Bruh

Fuck me this is bleak. But please, do continue to use GenAI slop thumbnails for your YouTube videos, or your album art, or your book covers or whatever else. I'll continue to refuse to watch/listen/read any of them, knowing already they're not worth the time & that you're a disappointing lazy hack.

New portmanteau just dropped: Amereichan.

Didn't think we'd end up in the Prosek Timeline.

Just wanna make this clear: you can't clothe yourself in the teachings of Jesus and then persecute others. All he taught was about compassion, forgiveness and empathy for each other. Love. There's a reason the New Testament exists: to leave the Old Testament behind. Be excellent to each other. 💖

"We lived, as usual, by ignoring. Ignoring isn’t the same as ignorance, you have to work at it. Nothing changes instantly; in a gradually heating bathtub you’d be boiled to death before you knew it." — Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale

Post a mage!

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Sick to the gills of this American Madness.

Ruhroh hyperfocus to the power of hyperfocus kicked in and now it's 1 pixel wide and infinitely long. MINDLASER.

bleep bloop

This is the Ad that #Newscorpse initially pulled despite that it was already paid for by the Jewish Council of Australia. #Newscorpse deny they pulled it, saying it was delayed due to internal processes. Sounds like BS, I’m pretty sure they don’t want ppl to see it. Plz share.

taking bets that the king runs him through with a sword. wouldn't that be nice.

Just a thought re Star Wars: the originals and prequels both have years between each film in each trilogy, allowing lots of room for further storytelling opportunities with the characters as they grow and develop, nuquels have no time between TFA and TLJ, and 1 year to RoS. Less to play with.

Playing Star Wars Battlefront with Kid 2. Just called me a sonovaglitch.

Kash Patel permanently looks like he doesn't know how to have a face

Sick to the gills of this American Madness.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky. (Time for my favourite gif again.)

Feelin the horror today.

Got a job at Seaworld. The seals slap me in the face during their shows, and between performances I visit the penguins to be slapped and pecked at. My official title is Slappy The Slapped Bitch. The human abuse, they say, balances the animal cruelty. I get to eat the fish the animals won't eat.

Bugs 🐝 🐞 🪲

None of us kids knew where the Slip N' Slide had come from, but Cody called first go. Sparks ignited and there was a sound of grinding metal as he slid. When he reached the end, he'd aged 70 years. Luckily, he was able to get a job at Walmart before dying peacefully in his sleep.

This exchange says it all.

DAN GILROY WINS! #Andor

just clicked over 1.5k followers, thank you folks. it's about 500 short of what I had over on the bad place and about half of what I had back on G+.

time to lift my game

Ha! Cool.

Talking to my neighbor. We were listing our top five Christian dating sites when a raven landed on his shoulder. "Xander! What news of your travels?" he said to the Raven. I only half-listened to Xander's tale. He and I just don't click. Plus, I'm pretty sure he's a fucking liar.

if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Mark of Cain fan instead of joining fringe online communities youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I was seventeen, final year of high school and studying for leaving exams when these 44 days happened. Still remember the very first moment I heard Smells Like Teens Spirit on the red cassette player radio on my desk. Caught the final chorus only, but my brain lit up and said WTF was that??!?!!

Hey God, have you tried turning it off and on again?