HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! This has been a test of the Trump Notification System. Had this been a real notification, you would have been directed to the closest celebration zone. We now return you to whatever you were doing.

Tennesse voters, Epps will not commit to releasing the Epstein files. PLEASE share far and wide and tell your friends.

Friends in BROOKLYN and QUEENS, sweet Penny is still missing. She was last seen on Bushwick Ave / Beaver Ave. Please share this updated poster and keep and eye out if you can

Has anyone tried unplugging the US and plugging it back in?

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Stephanie. You're not agreeing with MTG, she's agreeing with you.

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I think Bluesky needs an option that when to click on Post, it asks if you have proofread your post. When you click on Yes, it will then as "Come on now, be honest, have you?". Finally, it will say "I did my part, this is on you now", then post it.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Have you noticed that something changed with the Kirk shooting? The right didn't really offer thoughts and prayers, just cries for something needing to be done. Weird.

@atrupar.com An impersonator. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Florida lawmaker says she has seen evidence of ‘interdimensional beings You'll never guess who it is. OK, you'll probably guess. thehill.com/homenews/hou...

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Donald's second coup would be a coup-coup. Donald is coup-coup. Kim's marriages would be equivalent to Obama, Trump, Biden, Trump

@radioguychris.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social I take aspirin daily as part of my cardio care. I can bruise somewhat easily. I don't see how the back of the hand can bruise through hand shaking. If she said it was because of his frequently "shaking the mushroom", that I could see that

@radioguychris.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social If the centipedes have tap shoes, could they do a rendition of Putting On The Ritz (ala Young Frankenstein) for us?

These are not strays. Beloved pets are heading to L.A. shelters as families face deportation. They need new fosters and forever homes.

@radioguychris.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social (assuming I got the correct bluesky accounts) News update! Linda Yaccarino has resigned from X

I'm not a reporter, so I'm good? I'd do it anyway. Come at me, Kristi!

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social About the "the rest of the world is laughing at the US". This isn't true. Donald is drunk uncle at the family Christmas party, he thinks he's the life of the party but he just makes everyone uncomfortable, and hoping he just passes out

"NBCU Displays More Cleavage" And this is why I don't write headlines.

I rarely post personal things. But I need to talk about my 4-year-old niece, Hope. She has a rare disease. A drug called elamipretide has helped her survive. But the FDA recently denied its approval. Now, her health hangs in the balance. Please share her story & urge the FDA to reconsider. 🧵

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@mark-carney.bsky.social We could help him, couldn't we? If Donald is not going to do the right thing, maybe someone else could.

Here I am, not sharing.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social I remember Irv! It's true, he always led off the news with a 3 or 4 alarm fire. Although, it was never really surprising, as the amount of wood used in Buffalo houses was absurd, wood frame, wood siding...

And I meant it. TEN. Thou send to ten, no more, no less. Ten shall be the number thou shalt send, and the number of the forwarding shall be ten. Eleven shalt thou not send, neither count thou nine, excepting that thou then proceed to ten. Twelve is right out.

Not only are my ducks not in a row, they're not even in the same room.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/webj... Joe Pesci as Ronald Grump.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @kiresists.bsky.social I see your Illinois names, and raise you a "Dildo", "Come By Chance", and "Blow Me Down", as place names in Canada.

I'm perusing an auction, and one of them that comes up is a cardboard model of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Now I'm thinking I should buy it, along with other models of the ship, and put them all in a rack. It seems like it's an opportunity I should not pass up.

@mrjoncryer.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Jon.

Is fascism not enough tyranny for the anti-tyranny gun people? They seem really quiet.

In a jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today? I should probably go to bed.

For Twin Cities folks:

@radioguychris.bsky.social Not to be pedantic, but I'm going to be pedantic. Donald clearly said that people should "Hank Tough" I don't know a lot about Hanking, but it sounds something like teen boys would do.

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social Not very often you see "Farting Poop Pen" and think "You know who'd like this..." "Easter Basket Stuffers for Teens & Boys" www.amazon.com/Easter-Baske...

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social Speaking of Randy Newman's "I Love LA". The video is interesting. Somehow, censors missed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcAD... Freeze frame about 2:19

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social @bellagerencser.bsky.social

I challenge Rubio to deport me.

Becky Burke of Book Island (a picture book publisher in the UK founded by my fellow Tokarczuk translator Greet Pauwelijn) was "detained" by ICE at the Canadian border on 2/28. Her father asked that her story be shared in case someone can help her. He writes:

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@radioguychris.bsky.social It might just be worth it to have eggs shipped to you. They've not really changed in Canada for months. Currently, a dozen is (at Walmart) $3.93 a dozen (~$2.75 USD). 18 is $7, 30 is just over $9 (~$2.75 USD)

@bellagerencser.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @radioguychris.bsky.social The beads are breaking the glass on Cyber Trucks.

#BlueStormComin1💙🌪️ @kingresist.bsky.social @roisindubh1.bsky.social @newyorkyankees1.bsky.social @boom-whatsgoingon.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @filosia.bsky.social @kingcaesar60.bsky.social @txkitas.bsky.social @bolstelp.bsky.social @ziadeer.bsky.social @djbg.bsky.social 🔂

That weird feeling you get when you're on the side of freedom, but not the United States.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Are you moonlighting at Axios?

Jess and Jersey, coats nice and shiny for this weekend’s #adoption fairs, looking forward to meeting their new family and going to their forever homes. Wish us luck Bluesky and don’t forget to give us a #repost #boost. #cats #BlueskyCats #caturday Check the Alt text for application details!

So very wrong.

This is gut wrenching please share.

It has occurred to me that my son has never come to me for dating advice, and I'm not sure if I should take it personally.