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hall of fame "gamer as a protected class" post here
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i don't know why i keep bringing up this self own, but until ruth bader ginsburg died i was fully under the impression that she was black because of seppo liberals making all the "notorious rbg" memes
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about 24 hours ago
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i think we're looking at it from the wrong angle. andrew tate is an abusive pimp. women are to be treated like cigars, consumed and disposed of for status.
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1 day ago
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synthwave was "i don't like rap but i like hamilton" for a lot of metalheads re: electronic music
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Lauren Shippen
4 days ago
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly* people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!! *hitting you on the forehead with the spoon* STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
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i have embarked on the hero's nothing. i have refused the call to adventure and the call to adventure said "yeah, whatever, take your time, i ain't goin' nowhere" while filing his nails
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June Martin
2 days ago
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
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orin
2 days ago
what is it that my friend always says? players are usually correct in identifying the existence of a problem, but they are almost always wrong about what the solution to that problem should be
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the "shamshir" in elden ring is obviously not a shamshir. There is an actual shamshir in there, but for some reason they call it the "bandit's curved sword"
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2 days ago
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why does the western media talk about these premeditated killings like they're weather events
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3 days ago
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couldn't get more than two paragraphs into that free birth article. childbirth is probably the most cronenbergian regular occurrence in the world, and we've deluded ourselves into it being a beautiful miracle. we're so alienated from our processes, like raw milk people who boil it first.
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J.A. Killingsound
3 days ago
Jair Bolsonaro is the absolute master of having things happen to him that you could have sworn happened to him two or three times already.
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Urban Land Rent🚰
5 days ago
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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i have to imagine zohran studied amlo, because trump liked him despite amlo being a left-wing leader of a country donny was always slagging off
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for some reason my brain keeps thinking of how funny it would be if some median voter moron tried to kill biden for reasons unclear to even them. news arriving daily about trump eating babies and some numpty still thinks biden's president because he personally wrote him in.
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need a "no gods no mayors" like podcast at the provincial level, mostly because Mayor Shit™️ in Australia happens at the state level, but it also seems Lusophone political shenanigans aren't exclusive to the municipal level
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I've long been saying that MBS is the Ludwig II of the 21st century
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PolarBair
5 days ago
This is how SNK can still go bankrupt
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COMPLETE. FEDERAL. PESUTTOFICATION.
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occurred to me this is like Holly in Red Dwarf insisting on the Rimmer hologram specifically because him being so annoying is more likely to keep Lister sane
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6 days ago
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dou-gusoku is the coolest looking armor anyone's ever made. i am a late mediaeval/early modern europe nerd and take no pleasure in reporting this
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6 days ago
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opposite of "in minecraft". like saying you're doing the 9/11 of stump speeches.
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6 days ago
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fexl had a rollback update in 2020, right in the middle of the pandemic, and nobody gave a crap? what the hell
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Anatoly Shashkin💾
6 days ago
People are giving examples of this in replies, but all I see is games that are okay to good. Most have no idea how terrible some of the games can be.
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funny that there's a right wing version of this where every john mcnaughton painting has a complementary pdf and video where he goes through what every part of his painting is supposed to represent and mean. literally leaving nothing to interpretation.
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6 days ago
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interesting to me that mascot horror seems to be the only premium games on mobile that actually sell well. given we know they're almost exclusively played by kids, game devs who just want to do pay-once games on mobile probably ought to do more kid focused stuff.
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just had a dark thought of a white house ballroom stage in Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves
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Kayin
9 days ago
CG artists would not be unfairly vilified so much if they had the option to be like "lol take it or leave it, we already blew up the bus."
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often wonder if gabe's trying to set up his own private navy with his own private marine corps
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9 days ago
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Mr BlondetanamoBay
10 days ago
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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very tall bart
9 days ago
This is real life now I guess
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Micah
9 days ago
everyone who wants Democrats to focus on throwing immigrants and trans people under the bus needs to explain why this is not going to be the end result
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steam machine's reminding me of my belief there should be One Standard Computer that every piece of software should be built around, and we update the One Standard Computer every decade or so. expand this to One Standard Laptop, One Standard Phone, One Standard Tablet etc.
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trams should have tailgunners
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reminded again of my theory of why i, the most obviously autistic man imaginable, only got diagnosed in secondary school despite going through extensive testing in primary school. i have a spurious suspicion that the docs thought mum was trying to munchausen's by proxy me.
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30's like the median age of a cpt qualifier
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11 days ago
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imagine how connecticut yankee george h w bush feels killing jfk only to get usurped in the Illuminati by some hillbilly who can apparently compel blowjobs
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Nelly
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why does wes streeting look like that
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damien 🥖🐈⬛🧣
13 days ago
i have a dream
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Cethan Leahy
13 days ago
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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what's the deal with nominally gay men like Kevin Spacey, Peter Mandelson and Peter Thiel all being associates with a dude who traffics underage girls
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Josh Taylor
13 days ago
Wild VEC political party name change alert
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nixon can't Say It but it's extremely funny when he does
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underrated funny element of the lone gunman theory is imagining George de Mohrenschildt's genuine surprise that the guy he was babysitting for whacked the president, as how he was supposed to protest his innocence as the most suspicious man alive
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why does wes streeting look like that
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CAMERON WILSON
14 days ago
pretty weird that our second most populous state will treat 14 year olds like they're adults, but won't let them on social media until they're 16. feels like a bit of dissonance there
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Thom
15 days ago
My last word on the matter
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yeah, the young dumb impulsive teenagers will definitely be considering their potential sentences when they commit a crime. this will surely be an effective deterrent
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Ian Boudreau
14 days ago
The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
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