Your kids are not your property and a lot more people need to be told that

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

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*Grabs Bluesky's communal microphone* What if I told you that the writer and designer of Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers has over the last decade been writing steamy M4M romance ebooks under a pseudonym

This post was so terrible it apparently inspired Bluesky to automatically log me out

the hungry observatory

Doesn’t he have a war to lose? Leave us alone.

Wizards get so mad when you kill them with a gun. All like “ahhh I thought we were doing it magic style” or “this was supposed to be a magical duel this was your idea glggh ack” it’s like dude I’m not dueling you with magic you get a good grade in magic I am bringing my Sig

the trick to understanding these announcements is that if they cite a US politician or official they are fake

I have lots of friends and loved ones who’ve been helped by them, which is why I want people to understand how the fascist VCs are exploiting that narrative. All part of their extremist agenda, the same way they talk about “biohacking”, or push a white supremacist conversation on birth rates.

Journalist Katie Phang is suing the U.S. Justice Department over the Epstein files. Her lawsuit names acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and accuses the DOJ of failing to fully release the documents required under the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

I swear to Christ, I just see nothing but a slightly fucked up Dragon Quest slime every time I look at this color variation of the IHOP logo.

god it is EXACTLY the kind of vehicle whose driver you would expect to do this, too

like any loving father who can’t attend his son’s wedding, trump is spending the day posting pictures of his favorite wrestlers.

I post to tell funny pretty women that they’re funny and pretty

we're playing survivor it's where i climb up onto the roof and you throw rocks at me and i try to survive

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

it's like i'm always saying: we should be excluded from culture, for our own good

That’s the argument: medical professionals who very largely support gender transition because of the decades and decades of proof it helps trans people live longer, more productive lives…and Kyle, a guy with no medical license, who feels uncomfortable with it.

That’s the thing…you don’t get to control what the science is just because you don’t like it. If the vast vast majority of medical professionals and medical science see this as a successful medical treatment for individuals who want it…it doesn’t matter if YOU don’t get it.

Like…if that doesn’t summarize transphobia in a nutshell. Asserting trans women are not real in some way, being shown science that disagrees from actual biologists, endocrinologists, neurologists, psychiatrists, and then still going “…yeah but I don’t want them to do that.”

I just saw this argument on here. “Trans women don’t even have breasts biologically, it’s not the same makeup” “Yes it is” “No it’s not, they don’t have mammary glands” “Yes they do *proof*” “Then why can’t they make milk.” “They can. *proof*” “…ew, I don’t like that.”

Can Demi guess this word?

I need more lesbians on my Tomodachi island. Please give me suggestions. Please keep in mind that I did not grow up with the current influx of animated lesbian characters. I know of Marceline and Princess Bubblegum and that’s about it.

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

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Obama’s Iran deal was better than anything Trump will be able to get after shredding Obama’s deal and starting this illegal, pointless, self-defeating war

Some of them have occasionally been honest about the strategy. Helen Joyce, 5/25/22: "We can't win this by saying you know there's 60 x million people in this country and we've got to persuade all of them or a great majority of them. We've got to get through to the decision makers."

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

This conversation is too polite and I will not elaborate further.

Feds subpoena Hasan Piker over Cuba trips. NSPM-7 is here! www.foxnews.com/politics/fed...

i am much angrier that student loans, food stamps, housing, or ubi wasn't provided under previous administrations than i am that this one is handing out money to their folks. it just shows maybe it could have been done all along like we fucking said.

Transgender people didn’t start the war in Iran. Preemptively addressing it since we get blamed for whatever.

if you have other photos or video of patriot front that *you personally took* and can attest are from today, please reach out. goad has tracked these images down to their origin point - these pictures have been reposted elsewhere without attribution, making it difficult to track sightings

widespread piracy among middle-schoolers

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Easy. I'm a monk main, so I would channel the wisdom of my ancestors and suplex the train.

you think your life is hard? try being me, so sleepy eepy beepy deepy

Kill my 3rd train

If all else fails...

D) use the azem crystal to summon the folks off the tracks after a cutscene because that is definitely how it works right

Not to be overdramatic but this is what a modern day bookburning of trans research looks like

@mayor.nyc.gov: “I have thought often of the "Margeret Thatcher quote: ‘the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.’ If anything, my friends, it seems that you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."

It’s extensive and garnering a lot of support and outcry.