Andrew Ridgeley has the best life in the world because he was kind to the fat kid at school. We should all recall that.

BREAKING News: Police have arrested a Danish man, Lars Crismøs, on suspicion of human organ trafficking.

OMW to steal yr girl

I was drawn to the chimney and the strange tilt of the corrugated metal, and the red car ended up tying everything together.

Born this day in 1884, on Neskuchnoye estate in Ukraine, the marvelous painter Zinaida Serebriakova. After my time, but worth making an exception! Here by herself at the mirror in 1909.

Got a whole orchestra at this point 🎶

Short snippet from my interview with Shay at BBC Radio London on the 9th December talking about the Tube Mapper photography project. Calendars, favourite stations on the London Underground and moquette jackets.

If handing someone their arse, was a video clip

I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”

Toot

Apparently it is the 45th anniversary of the UK release of Flash Gordon so here is my old Flash and Friends piece, slightly reworked. Happy Birthday, Flash! #art #FlashGordon

"Island Home" is still one of my favorite paintings from 2024, so I thought I'd show it to you again ✨️

Hyperbaric/Capybaric. #art #capybara

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Capyburglar. #art #capybara

Coward club

There Goes Mr Humbug

Two ways to read this. One is “she lost on every substantive claim, completely failed in her attempts to ban trans staff from the workplace, and won mild procedural victories against her employers handling of her case”. The other way is, I guess, “point one is longer so it must be more important”

[tracker kneels and examines spoor] - A herd of twits has passed this way but an hour ago. - How can you tell? - Look. Fresh nincompoop.

I am brimming with holiday spirit

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s two Silly Little Guys! A bee and raccoon who have just committed sky-based honey larceny. Requested by @pgdj.bsky.social

I was going to do this tomorrow and then my brain got kind of stuck on it so without further ado here is neil banging out the tunes

neil (banging out the tunes)

I will continue to force Ren down your ear holes, like an annoying dad showing you photos of his kids. This is beautiful and sad and merely demonstrates what a wonderful artist he is. Chinchilla is quite good too 💅

North London knows what’s what.

In November an 18 month investigation into ADHD concluded. It found ADHD is massively underdiagnosed with less than 1 in 20 people over 40 receiving treatment. It said GPs need to be diagnosing it. Instead a review has been launched looking into it being 'overdiagnosed'

Has Wes Streeting thought of asking the relevant government departments if they might consider making work and education less unfriendly towards neurodivergent people?

(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? Nice...nice. Me? Eh, I got the Wire Mother. Nah, it's not so bad. Can't pick your family, you know?

#AcademicSky #PsychSciSky We've hit peak Psychology Humour

bouncy rat!

Nothing says feminism like forcing women to do something they have been vocal about not wanting to do.

A slightly belated Silly Little Guy for @blueskai5.bsky.social - an Eurasian magpie with a shiny trinket it has stol…er, found.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Her hands were insured by Lloyds of London with a clause stating that she must never wash the dishes. She was also the first woman to play at Sydney Opera House when she played to the construction workers during a tour. 2/3

#OnThisDay, 2 Dec 1954, Winifred Atwell becomes the first Black person to top the British singles chart, with “Let's Have Another Party”. Originally from Trinidad, she moved to London to take up a place at the Royal Academy of Music. #WomenInHistory #OTD #WomensHistory #BritishHistory 🗃️ 1/3

Generative AI is a disease! I drew & painted this one myself, thus distributing creative work back to the humans ✊

A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.

Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.

BOOB LIGHT BOOB LIGHT ITS A BOOB LIGHT IT LOOKS LIKE A TITTY THAT ILLUMINATES THE NIGHT

As it has been requested and seems pertinent, the 5 Rules of Crime: Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime. Rule 2: A fine is a price. Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail. Rule 4: There are no Moriartys Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.

As many have been saying for a while, sure seems like the “who could AI replace” question has the opposite answer to what the bosses expect

Silly Little Guy? Adorable little guy more like. 13/10 would pet. For @alkalinecollective.bsky.social

This Silly Little Guy is a Flumph, a D&D creature that’s a kind of jellyfish. A jolly jelly, if you will. For @applegnu.bsky.social

Silly Little Guy enthusiasts - please enjoy a black witch cat, drawn for @fuzzyco.com

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

This year’s new winter mini print available along with a selection of previous prints. Pearlescent card with rounded corners. jonathanestore.bigcartel.com

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat