68 dollars a ticket to see @themountaingoats.bsky.social at the Fillmore in Silver Spring. Ticketmaster you are a criminal. I would rather show up and give John Darnielle 68 dollars cash out of spite and admiration.

A Gunselman’s Snowglobe in Fairview Park, Ohio

You can… you know get insurance in other countries… like private insurance in the foreign land of Canada.

I have fins everywhere. —Baleen Organa

THE RIDDLER (has a lisp): Whittle me this, Batman... BATMAN (played by 75 yr old Bill Murray): I'm not gonna whittle you anything, bitch

Seahawks please let granddad unleash the dragon for one touchdown. abeg

26 and .2 grams of edis and a marathon.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

I wanted dinner recommendations so I scraped 13,000+ London restaurants and accidentally discovered Google Maps is running a shadow economy. Anyway here's a dashboard and a political economy thesis: open.substack.com/pub/laurenle...

Every team in the NWSL has a 10K seat stadium to play in. There is a TV deal in place. I understand average attendance was down this year. But at some point you have to make a decision to let owners bet on themselves in a way that enables growth and talent but maintains parity and league quality.

Pizza with extra pizza.

Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.

Just a reminder: blaming Ruth Bader Ginsberg is like blaming Poland for the invasion of France.

Hollow/nook or stump. This tracks

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s two Silly Little Guys! A bee and raccoon who have just committed sky-based honey larceny. Requested by @pgdj.bsky.social

“The answer is more, better, tech and AI” - tech bros

I have moved the race to the iPad and United women to my phone. Snoopy remains on the TV

My daughter made it to the sixth lap now I’m relegated to watching on my phone as she watches snoopy

Apparently Messi won something. I was a long time DC United supporter and STH. But I have watched almost no MLS. Between this and ME feeling the World Cup is too expensive. This feels like aggressive bag fumbles

One step closer to the Raccoon Express

🎶 Simply having Buendía in stoppage time

Who is going to the @thepwhl.com in DC? I need people to come with me.

@mortymo.bsky.social I wish Bukayo Saka a very merry get subbed off

*Me on my deathbed*: Send in the Norwegian cheese boy… just one more time… grill me into the big sleep.

I saw a scouting report on her a little bit back. And umm she should be on the spirits radar.

he had that shit on

Reposting for no reason at all.

Haley Carter is a needle mover. However, I fear that this move is about “how do we build and restructure without Rodman” as opposed to keeping her.

I too am full of ham.

@theathleticfc.bsky.social which (outfield) player in the premier league era has the most appearances without playing for a team that would qualify for Europe.

She’s here. And she’s beautiful.

@afhstewart.bsky.social as he picks up a yellow in a substitute appearance I am once again finding my mind occupied by your fictional math rock band name, “Jefferson Lerma is Suspended”

“I was just following otters.”

For, you know, whatever reason: I can’t get excited about this USWNT match.

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Let’s goooo

Bears upset that in bounds runner is being shoved…

Monangaihela.

Is FC St Pauli - Union Berlin as based as a match can be?

The Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria

I personally enjoyed watching Trinity Rodman in the NWSL/Spirit.

Pyrrhic defeat.

Fuck a Bruninha

Fuck. Healthy Hal has that.

Hal goal. Book it