According to ICE’s own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s history. Instead, the leading cause of death by far among ICE officers is COVID-19.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Huge news! Utterly thrilled to announced that my latest stand up special Late Bloomer will be on Netflix worldwide* on April 1st. Beyond thrilled. Please tell your friends, family, neighbours, dogs and cats that like laughing. Horses? Horses. Everyone. *Except UK and Ireland - news coming soon

How come when I thought I had teleported to a Country Kitchen many years ago my friends were all, “you’re breaking our hearts,” and “maybe you should try getting sober”?

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THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside. On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors. She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.

can it be closed down sooner

This is fine. 🔥🐶☕️🔥

Oh no did another famous homophobe steeped in toxic masculinity die how will I ever get over it oh god how sad

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.

Every single thing named after Cesar Chavez should be renamed for Dolores Huerta

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

In college I was so fortunate to take an incredible French cinema class with Dudley Andrew who among other things had written extensively about the cultural and intertextual references in the film _Breathless_. The recent Criterion release even included an essay by him.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

For clarity on the current situation…

I’m reading this book about the rise of PayPal and on the one hand it’s kind of a standard successful-innovatorporn business book, but on the other hand oh my god Elon and Thiel and David Sacks were such gobsmaking dumbfucks and the ghastly details are all just sitting there for the reader to see.

Two episodes left of “How to Get to Heaven from Belfast” and I already want more. I wasn’t quite sure what to expect but Lisa McGee is brilliant. It has so much of the heart of “Derry Girls” but is its own wild and fun and dark mystery. (Everybody is wonderful but I love Dara the most.)

Like Hell. Target is on my Never Ever Again list. I will not go back until they have a lesbian POC CEO or until their liquidation bankruptcy going-out-of-business sale.

Retirees are mobilizing to defend democracy—and the benefits literally show up in their DNA.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Those Ben Shapiro eyebrows will surely be the thing to finally turn on his wife.

If you're a powerful creative person, a moment will always arrive when you can do something a little brave that will help people, or refuse to. The book I'm working on right now is in part a history of who did what. All I'll say about this is, it never gets forgotten. deadline.com/2026/03/pixa...

I can admit when I'm wrong. Timothée Chalamet is the perfect partner for Kylie Jenner.

Antonio Banderas has been an imminent threat to my monogamous relationship for 30 years.

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

Cricket up in heaven laughing like Muttley from Hanna Barbera’s “Wacky Races” #gardennoem

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist. It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.

The most disgusting combination of self-enrichment and failed management in the history of the entertainment business. deadline.com/2026/03/davi...

You're trapped in the last tv show you watched; where are you?

“Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people.” – Rob Reiner

Operation Epstein Fury

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Culture has to turn away from this shit to survive. We have to make our own stuff and maybe it’ll look like dogshit but we can call it ours and love the process

me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4 doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

Sucks shit that creeps like Brett Ratner and Max Landis are returning to filmmaking after the industry had, for a time, rejected them over sex-pestery. I'm glad at least that the reported stories of the returns are explicit that these are sex pests with allegations being welcomed back by monsters.

For real.

“Paramount/Warner Bros is not a done deal,” says California @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov. “These two Hollywood titans have not cleared regulatory scrutiny — the California Department of Justice has an open investigation, and we intend to be vigorous in our review.” variety.com/2026/digital...

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

I am so thankful I’m retired from the movie industry. I love (LOVE) Star Trek but canceled Paramount+ once Ellison got his mitts on it. If/when they take over Warner Bros I will not resubscribe to HBOMax even when Hacks, White Lotus, The Comeback, or any other great show returns. Dead. To. Me.

I’m assuming this is good faith so I’ll bite. The University of Iowa just opened a right wing “intellectual freedom” center with state funding. The center can’t make classes and has hired a marketing firm to assess (and try to drum up demand). Students don’t want this.

btw for trans women to offer this kind of practical warning and sympathy is a serious mitzvah and we cis women really owe it to them (and to ourselves!) to step up our solidarity in kind

Also in Puerto Vallarta check out the ChocoMuseo. We took a very small 4 hour class where the instructor told the history of chocolate while he made traditional cacao drinks for us & taught us how to make chocolate bonbons & truffles from bean to box. All with a window looking out to the Pacific.

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I'll go one further. I'm not watching, but everything news (or meme) worthy will be on Kimmel & Colbert, both of whom are going live after the SotU to dunk on him in real time. You'll have more fun seeing all the highlights there. (Also, giving them great ratings would piss him right the fuck off.)